mejustbeingmee
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Too expensive
Okay daddy
Does commenting on each picture actually block ads
Okay mom
No
Disgusting
Deserved more than 588 likes
Never know what’s gonna show up at the front door
Pizza
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2019
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TRUTH
Nursing school is soup and I am a single chopstick
It me
“It’s kinda sketch”
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Luckily doesn’t apply bc my other bartenders are great
2019 diet consists of pizza and self loathing
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Whattup Hulu
Why did I buy slipper socks
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Triple cream Brie from Trader Joe’s
Very real
BTB
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“Oh fuck blue”
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Fire sauce *
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This used to be me and then I got old
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Cat tax. Fuego tries to take the chicken. #cattax #dump #meme_dump
Talmorean
No Claire Zoe, not every adult does cocaine, you just hang out with a lot of Sniffanys
boevis
touchy da chiken
mejustbeingmee
Politely retracts paw when I say “Fuego, no” (he had his own plate to the side)
TheModsSuckPoop
Kombucha is delicious. Crisp tart sparkling apple cider
ScreamimgGoat
I haven't found one that doesn't have such a fermented aftertaste
procrastinatingagain
I've never done cocaine.
menardDog
Need
menardDog
I mean nerd, god damn auto correct....I’ll see myself out. Sorry
Seethreepeeoh
Am I the only person who doesn't do cocaine? I mean, seriously?
menardDog
Probably
Beef78
I don't do cocaine , i just love the smell
TheQueenOfTheNight
I don’t do cocaine. I might though if it was offered by the right person
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
A bunch of my friends have promised to beat me to death with baseball bats if I ever try it, so no, I don't do cocaine
Seethreepeeoh
Addicts can be so violent. And unwilling to share.
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
We all know that I'd be much too fond of it; according to them a beatdown would be a cleaner more palatable demise