Get your poop knife ready

Feb 17, 2019 1:43 PM

Too expensive

Okay daddy

Does commenting on each picture actually block ads

Okay mom

No

Disgusting

Deserved more than 588 likes

Never know what’s gonna show up at the front door

Pizza

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2019

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TRUTH

Nursing school is soup and I am a single chopstick

It me

“It’s kinda sketch”

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Luckily doesn’t apply bc my other bartenders are great

2019 diet consists of pizza and self loathing

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Whattup Hulu

Why did I buy slipper socks

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Triple cream Brie from Trader Joe’s

Very real

BTB

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“Oh fuck blue”

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Fire sauce *

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This used to be me and then I got old

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Cat tax. Fuego tries to take the chicken. #cattax #dump #meme_dump

No Claire Zoe, not every adult does cocaine, you just hang out with a lot of Sniffanys

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

touchy da chiken

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Politely retracts paw when I say “Fuego, no” (he had his own plate to the side)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kombucha is delicious. Crisp tart sparkling apple cider

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I haven't found one that doesn't have such a fermented aftertaste

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never done cocaine.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Need

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean nerd, god damn auto correct....I’ll see myself out. Sorry

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person who doesn't do cocaine? I mean, seriously?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Probably

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't do cocaine , i just love the smell

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t do cocaine. I might though if it was offered by the right person

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A bunch of my friends have promised to beat me to death with baseball bats if I ever try it, so no, I don't do cocaine

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Addicts can be so violent. And unwilling to share.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We all know that I'd be much too fond of it; according to them a beatdown would be a cleaner more palatable demise

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0