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Mar 25, 2021 9:49 AM
AjKaramba
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mikexloo
Dog probably: "stupid hooman, these are counterfeit"
Alisterfiend
What the fuck did I just read?? Arrrrgggghhhhh
mangieballs
This dog out here just leafin the good life
Morepowerfulthansupermanbatmanspidermanandtheincrediblehulk
He thinks the leaf is money. Aw.
MetSoh
TheBleuKnight26
At least he know than paper is made from trees and money is made from paper
IWasACatAllAlong
Haven't I seen another variation of this? Somethings fucky.
Harry18689
Wink wink
Bludabeagle
'Blu' da "Girl" Beagle, likes cookies too!!!
UnkindledOne
Better not be chocolate chip
Buaam
There are people with less understanding for currency than this dog has
AltEff4
Ducks get free Subway, dogs get free cookies. Got it.
dudedude09
He knows what money is. He gives you a leaf because you’re a sucker! Haha stupid humans. Is business dog.
FragileDonkey
He thinks he's human ?
squirrelgirl86
My favorite comment last time I saw this was "Look at what you've done! You took a perfectly good wolf and gave it capitalism"
lolanonymous
Stupid fucks -Dog
Tiishen
"Hah they think I don't know what actual money is? Silly humans."
tinyfootprints
1/2 A blind vendor in my town had a dog who watched the till. The dog knew the prices and could apparently count money. He made sure that >
tinyfootprints
2/2 customers paid the right amount, even if they had to make change. That went on for years, in the days before credit cards.
MayorOfCanada
Dogs going to get diabetes now
Raxiel
Plot twist: they're chocolate chip, and he's trying to kill another dog with them, so he has to buy them without his human knowing
EmergencyMouse
But what kind of cookie? If it's got chocolate in: bad. If it's got dried fruit in: bad. Do they make him a special canine cookie? I hope so
Hifam2007
Just as valuable as currency
RXJ235231
When I was a teenager I worked at a pet store. One day a collar-less dog came in without an owner grabbed some treats and walked out.
BrovoFoxtrot
My dog occasionally brings me his toys and throws them in my lap when I won’t share my food with him and I always think about leaf boi here
catlikeprowess
apparently money DOES grow on trees -dog
andywei420
Cheap bastard
goudist
I feel like a good boi leaf is equal to the local currency required for the cookie.
KristopherGlass
Tbh, I'm so much a dog person, he'd own the stand by his 3rd purchase. His name would be stand title. Pic of him with leaf on front and more
StubbornViking
Odd name for a dog but I support it
KristopherGlass
XD come here Stand Title. Sit boy...
ItIsThatGuyOverThere
Dilude I'd exclusively gona shop there if there mascot was the dog, like charge extra for his food idc, just let me pet the lad
KristopherGlass
Follow him back to his owners and offer them a % to let you have him there for a few hours a day to get scritches, belly rubs and such
lddiaz
Where does he put the change?
mezaway
In his "coin purse" if he's been neutered.
twocatsinatrenchcoat
This isn't the original story. Someone's memed it up.
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
Ooof. Ya gon git downvoted. But yeah, very well could be two different pictures with a made up caption.
twocatsinatrenchcoat
The story is sort of true from what I remember, but it only happened once. Wasn't an every day thing.
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
My sheepdog bordercollie pisses himself out of excitement when you pet him so I might just be jealous.
KiltedinSeattle
He knows he’s supposed to give you something for it, as he’s watched humans do this, and he does it because he’s the goodest boy.
mentallychallengeaccepted
Also a heckin stonks genius!
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
It certainly couldn't be two seperate pictures of dogs with a made up caption. That would be crazy!
YOURFRIEND2010
nah, gotta anthropomorphize the goodest boi doggo doggo puppers as much as possible
hungmung
I think this was actually true. I seem to remember an article that talked about it that even had additional pics.
unnecessaryweevil
Well, there's truth, or there's the underlying positive narrative in this fiction. If you're capable of metacognition, who cares.
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
Goddamn. Sir Terry Pratchett, I knew all those undead characters were foreshadowing! How the hell are ya!?
Kalicula
Yep and there's really not a vast difference between a leaf and paper money so it is permissible
danthorg
The irs dosent think its so funny when i explain it like this
SiriusWolf
Yea it's green and he made up the value. Exactly the same.
Bmxtucker
Oof