No women, no kids.

Nov 20, 2016 6:12 AM

-Bob Marley

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IDK, but if I was Stark, and a super lethal killer was offering around his services, I'd pay him just to try to keep him behaved.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mephisto's "how did you get this number?" Legit question

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"You aren't powerful enough to kill for me, except for that one comic where you kill literally everyone. Call me when you're THAT Deadpool."

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

for those that don't know. THAT deadpool is "Dreadpool"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ohgodthey'regonnaknowIdon'tactuallyreadcomicbooks! Escape!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

thank you for starting my day off with a good laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No problem, mate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doctor Doom has some of the most advanced technology on the planet at his disposal yet uses a telephone from the 1800s.

9 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 3

Damn hipsters

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fashion over function

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

aesthetic

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, have you seen what he wears? He looks like he's from the 1600s.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably so he can speak directly into the mic

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right? That helmet eould be a pain to use the phone in.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's a early hipster

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is the original hipster. Hating everything from the beginning of time. He actually once WAITED for the modern era to arrive, just sitting

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Spider-Man.

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9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Shut up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That gif took me on a nostalgic rollercoaster

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He isn't even in this comic.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 64

Lol I made a joke about a joke and ended up looking retarded. Oh well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*whoosh

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That's the joke

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for observation skills

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

-3 on intelligence

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