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Oct 1, 2017 2:31 AM
majoryaeger
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schrutefarmms
mycatsareallnamedafterfood
@zintention
ThePerfectGif
Why hello there.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Don't worry, if this happened, you'd already be dead.
LunaAens
A repost... damn it it's still funny. Lol.
LunaAens
and typo...
MichaelCook
OriginalGamma
fixer66
FindingInterestingStuffs
BoobsAndGifs
Chevalpuant88
Crap crap crap!!
georgialikethestate
Lol this is brilliant. And +1 for men who are down to please their women whether or not they're preg. That's sexy.
Nahxela
ATATATATATATATATATATATATA
EMallorn
Will your baby say, "omae wa mou shindeiru"?
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
I lol'd. +1.
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
And then threw up in my mouth a little
HellsHegemony
Me too
windexismygravy
Me three!
programagor
That intense stare-zoom at the end took just half a second too long
afremen
he'd be flipping you off too. haha I lost it with this post! +1
happyham
Something tells me you might get a little heads up before that happens
Larirari
Just as long as you don't blow air into her vag (can cause an air embolism), should be a-okay.
PlurmpDankensteinMcFlurntinTheCatEsquire
Was looking for this comment. Glad someone said it.
Larirari
You're welcome! :D
marcusyoyo
moosemilk
Ooooooh! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up. You have fucked up now!
EchoPetrichor
cryTurnip
monosapien
Geracht
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Omae wa mo shindeiru.
Geracht
Violets are blue, roses are red. It is too late, you are already dead.
Gianttesticlemonster
Shit is pregnancy a valid excuse to let the front lawn grow that much?
mobynik182
I'm not gonna tell my pregnant wife that her bush is too big.
Miramooke
Good man
mungtongue
ohlonelyme
Hello...is it me you're looking for?
SeriousCloud
Beat me to it.
mortinec
Looking for this.
BeardedCoffeeMonkey
aaaaaAAAAAAYATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAAAAAAAA!
Darthwaffler
WWWWHHHHHHH-TTTTTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Sanosky
Omae wa mo shindeiru
Executor32
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
YOU A SHOCK!
Calasin
https://imgur.com/2NT5Pj0
venomlash
https://youtu.be/J5cU6Y-oFU4
Nonoflower
Nande
StandAgainstTyranny
Ive heard/seen "nande" and (forgive me, in advance) "nananda," is it similar to "what" vs. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" ?
honeybunnnnny
What is this from? I'm clueless.
GlobalConstitution4all
Hokuto no ken
GlobalConstitution4all
Omae ha mo sudeni shindeiru.
GlobalConstitution4all
Thats what he says
GlobalConstitution4all
My bad, looked it up, im wrong
ahokusa
Don't use mou and sudeni together man.
StandAgainstTyranny
Okay, what's the difference? (I speak zero Japanese, aside from various formal levels of "thank you")
GlobalConstitution4all
My bad, i was wrong
GlobalConstitution4all
Thats what he says in the show.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I've heard that multiple times but I've never seen it written out. Thank you.
smoothoprater
More like omae wa mou nameteiru
StandAgainstTyranny
What's that mean, and what's the difference? Pls halp. Am lost.
smoothoprater
"You're already licking" (vs. the classic "You're already dead")
StandAgainstTyranny
Oh boy. Lol
TheBigLebowsk1
おまいわはもしんでいる
numelgon
Roses are red, violets are blue...
halideer
Under-appreciated comment, sir^
StandAgainstTyranny
...Omae wa mo shindeiru. (It needed to be here)
StandAgainstTyranny
@numelgon, that made a very long and exhaustive night so much better. Thank you!
numelgon
KonaDarbles
rafaelfy
.
venomlash
He...captured my favorite trick!
irespondingifs
What does this mean?
Keru
You are already dad.
qwerztui
Fucking genius
StandAgainstTyranny
Oh, that's perfect! What would that be in Japanese? Google says "anata wa sudeni otōsandesu" but idk...
Darthwaffler
You are already dead.
ChewSoap
What?!
Anonymonocle
Ok, I think I know that. Could we talk about what that comment means?
naoane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxL3ursOKI
Darthwaffler
Kenshiro can basically turn his opponents into time bombs (and freely set the timer) using the Hokuto Shinken.
StandAgainstTyranny
What series is this? I love old-school anime (this looks like 90's-00's era, to me)
LaTransDragon
NANI?!
EClaire1073
*incessant buzzing*
Pearpearpearpear
.
CrystalFier
Nani the fuck?
Aced170
If someone else hadn't done it I was going to. Good show sir.
RooplePooples
NANI?!
Donutapplepie
Watashi wa baka desu
GoatBastard
Boku daisuki kusoshita guyaruko!!
ImGonnaRickRollYou
RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
AyyLmaoZedong
*teleports behind you*
OhWowYouCanChangeUsername
Nothing personal kiddo
AyyLmaoZedong
*personel
SendLewdss
Personal*
GyroZepelli
And then you explode because you were already dead.
needwagonforspeedwagon
At least he didn't die getting shot by the president of the united states in a horse race
EkisuCaliba
*SHIIIINNNG*
hertta
TheDiviler
K. O.
ZigZagFlows
YOU WA SHOCK
IdPoopThere
NANI NANI?!
ropx
WhosExposedNow
StarkMan
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Mildy uncomfortable
Goodnewwseveryone
DrNoise
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Goodnewwseveryone
instead of the gallery post... here:
Goodnewwseveryone
but, the notion is there...so, i'll upvote you
IOnlyUseSmallCaps
ɢᴏᴏᴅ
Nerple
IOnlyUseSmallCaps
YesImkazuma
P
FinalFantasyTactics
wuzzyvear
.
Reyndeer
Disguised toast?
butteredtoast789
why....
TheLuckybamboo
Your porn vids never stay secret on the internet for long man. Someone somewhere will find it.
GumballGuardian
Dat username application tho, +1
tourettesguy54
Why not....?
JiffyDealer
You’re afraid of finding another man?
abetteridiot
That's just being smart. You know what Oedipus did to his father.
HugfordBlops
Hah, keep away from my ex then.
UndulatingTerrain
how is babby formed
Stridergoku
He's afraid of finding another man's milk...
GodOfTheBumbleBees
She's been pregnant for some time now...
BootyWarriorr
I think he means he'll see the baby.. I might be wrong though
IPostRepostsAndGetToFP
That's what he means but that guy might have a mental disability
PauLogic
"Ah... I see you've found me."
Fheuef
Yahaha ! You found me !
PauLogic
LOLOL YO! If I found a Korok seed that way I'd throw that shit back at Hestu like "WHAT KIND OF TWISTED ASS GAME DO YOU THINK THIS IS"
ColoneISanders
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
samsonguy920
Pap smear culture, maybe...
suppositoryaddict
Do women have to shave there vaginas before giving birth or is that just men?
wrackspurts
As a midwife in London: 70% of women do, but they tend to get a wax instead of shave (can't see their own vulva)
chronicheadache
Remember: vagina is internal, vulva is external. Don't shave vaginas! Shaving before giving birth = optional and up to personal preference.
Rattlehead86
Men have to shave their vaginas' as well or the baby comes out hairier than a wookie.
LasagnaSteve
Yes
Wombatish
I'm giving you a serious answer whether you want it or not: It used to be routine, no longer is. If you get a fancy pressure dressing *c*
Wombatish
*c* for your c section you'll get a tight trim with clippers, but only where the dressing will overlap (giving you a vagina mullet).
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
if vagina mullet isn't the best band name I don't know what anything is anymore.
Wombatish
Technically I should have said vulva mullet, if that tickles your fancy even more. Also I bet at least one of them exists somewhere.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Fat chance reaching it
Boopbeepbeep
This got a laugh from me. I remember being able to see it again. Good times.
MissSpaceFace
I can reach it alright, I just can't see shit.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Well actually yes you're right. Bodies are cray cray
BC2k2
Am I the only guy who helps his wife shave her pussy?
MissSpaceFace
My BF has helped me by holding a mirror, but I insist on doing it myself. Even if does look a little patchy from time to time.
Vampiratelycan
Yes, yes you are. But good on ya!
cavett
Fist of the North Star?
Tomination
Upvoting cause I need to know
BIZaGoten
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Fist+of+the+North+Star+haystack Seems like it is.
FCOAlex
It's Fist of the North Star.
Tomination
The Baratheons: We have a bad case of sibling rivalry... Kenshiro: Hold my beer (WuuuuuTATATATATA)