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Part 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/YNU6Z
Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/fEA44
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/s8wlu
Part 4: https://imgur.com/gallery/52F0I
Part 5: https://imgur.com/gallery/kKpux
Part 6: https://imgur.com/gallery/BWh0Q
Part 7: https://imgur.com/gallery/gEvkx
ChorkyLumpkinella
I mean, Maggie Smith did kinda get him the part, so....
ThePowerOf42
ImgursFavoritePerson
It's called a self-portrait, not a selfie
Ceverettz
I didn't realise how significant those names would have been for Snape in #14
PunnyPride
#21 I would choose Chell from portal and The Flash. Give the flash the portal gun and everything worka out. Unless they mean real people 1/2
PunnyPride
In which case IDFK. 2/2
CaptainRedHook
Goddamn it, it’s a PORTRAIT! Not a selfie grrraaahhhhhhhhhhyouths!!
SirTimTimOfSealand
Iankill
Best of them all right here
heyimbrendan
I always upvote Harry Potter...and Ron looks 37 years old in the yule ball dancing cartoon. He's seen some shit.
Mmmmmmh
Congratulations, you made me snort tea out of my nose. Twice.
CaptainMarv3l
KingofthePlatypi
I kept looking at tha tone with the guy who looks like snape and trying to figure it out. Your serious? No wrong character. Your snape? 1/2
KingofthePlatypi
No, that makes no sense. OH. OH. There's a second part... right. 2/2
RydWolf
#8 Now that's a fanfiction I'd happily read if it was well-written. Ed Stark goes to Hogwarts.
hatofrighteousfury
She really is the best pud pud.
briiibot
Can someone explain the tree one for a friend?
pilomotor
https://www.quora.com/Why-was-Draco-Malfoy-on-a-tree-in-Harry-Potter-and-the-Goblet-of-Fire-while-talking-smack-to-Harry
briiibot
Oh I forgot about that scene! Thank you!!
NoobAtEverything
In number 4, the Goblet of Fire Draco jumps out of a tree then gets turned into a ferret so draco climbed in the tree cause harry was there
Ryebread91
#2 what does he mean badges?
MetaFate
IS #2 A THING PLEASE TELL ME #2 IS A THING
CptnFlame2887
Emilyscartoons on Instagram, for those wondering
MetaFate
Update: IT'S A THING GUYS
NerdN1
#15 If fanfics are any indication, there are some girls who are quite fond of Professor Snape in disturbing ways.
lurkvoter
Snape is my first love. (So yeah, fanfics are an indication.)
KiltedSquatch
You keep posting these, I'll keep up voting. Love these.
notaballoon
Who just leaves the picture of their grandparents up when they're masturbating?
L0rdinquisit0r
"his turning the frame down again"
Gilllt
Love these dumps, keep 'em comming
Darcy4118325
#5 when she farts while you're getting frisky
ArdentObserverSeldomPosts
Always favorite harry potter...into the harry potter folder ;)
kbobsky
That's not how you hold hands while dancing
ThePartyLeader
I'd give you a point but instead I think I'll give 10 to Gryffindor
nihilistdad
Bitches love points.
CaptainMarv3l
Bit I'm ravenclaw
noscarletcoat
What the hells is going on with Dean Thomas' neck in #20?
StonerCatJay
T H I C C
DreamWeavr
He's just thinking about how to get away with murder.
DahPrincess
Long bottomed wrong. He long necked
CptRobotNinja
Dude has a long neck
JikaelMackson
Long boi
fulminatrix
Alfred Enoch has a very long neck.![]()
TheDogEnd
#1 You know, I never even really considered the possibilities of magical porn
Futanaridesu
Right? That's actually kind of interesting in a hilarious way.
madmanmoe64
What about some wizard teen knocking one out to a clothing catalogue and all the models are truly disgusted / screaming.
SomeRandomArsehole
Polyjuice potion prostitutes. I bet Lockhart could sell a single hair for a hundred galleons each day.
TkMacintosh
Odd of Potters selling for thousands?
Chronomechanist
Swings and roundabouts... Sometimes they're not there when you need them. Other times, they're there and very loud when tucked in a drawer.
Chronomechanist
"What's that noise Harry? Is that... Is there someone... fighting in your closet?
moriantha
You already have one labelled as Dump 8. This is 9
shudub
No, they just split the last one into two, you know like the movies lol
moriantha
CaptainMarv3l
Good catch! I 'll fix it!
SomeRandomArsehole
I don't think you can edit titles.
CaptainMarv3l
:((
TheAccursedHamster
Well... shit.
SomeRandomArsehole
You can put something in the description to avoid confusion though.
Crowlands
I wonder how many Slytherins where decent people, who are just more cunning than they are wise, brave, or friendly?
ExTechOp
People seem to forget the bit where JKR pretty much wrote that when cunning, subtlety and shrewdness are needed, you go to Slytherins?
Gayforbae
theheebs25
7
Crowlands
Just sitting in the common room, Draco ranting "Fuck you Potter!", thinking to themselves "Dude, he basically saved the world. Shut up."
inappropriatetimetomasturbate
Read the Cursed Child! Harry's son is Slytherin.
strawberrycocoa
Slytherin kind of feels like the Fire Nation. Good people with good traditions who got swept up under a shit leader.
imwithpluto
Excellent analogy!
mindolluin
Found the Slytherin!
Crowlands
That or Ravenclaw, I'd think. I can be manipulative, but I also like learning.
bfreeze01
Sounds more like a Hufflepuff to see the good in everyone.
rrlyrae
you mean, apart from snape & slughorn? also, don't forget that from 1981-93, the worst living evil wizard (sirius) was from griffindor.
Crowlands
And Hagrid just totally blanked on him. Maybe he's just selective in his memories, the prejudiced git.
HisDudness
He probably had good memories of Sirius. I mean, the dude DID give Hagrid a fucking flying motorcycle.
TheWizardsWife
But he was falsely accused
fulminatrix
Shouldn't you say Pettigrew, since Pettigrew actually committed the crimes for which Sirius was imprisoned?
rrlyrae
the readers/viewers know that, but no one outside the order did. "notorious mass murderer, sirius black!"
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Don't try to reason with Harry Potter. You will end up reaching the conclusion that wizards being against normal humans is a fair point.
MechanusIncarnate
Similar to the plotline of X-men.
TritonPontus
W/ the number of plot holes you realize the common sense is lacking in the wizard world. That or they are living inside cheese.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Meh. Anyone can tell that the dark Wizards and Witches, had they properly applied their magic, would have won.
Kodaxmax
or if someone just brought a gun or even a knife
Shovi
I bet they have a "bullet protecto" or something.
Crowlands
Personally, it bugged me when Hagrid claimed all the evil ones came from Slytherin. Not ONE ravenclaw went unethical for knowledge? NO 1/2
Crowlands
Gryffindor's were boisterous assholes who bullied the weak? Not a SINGLE Hufflepuff... er... went and... um... OK, no evil Hufflepuffs. 2/2
astrangehop
Poisoned people? went to find something they weren't supposed to find? Was skeeter a hufflepuf
OneNeoEon
I thought they established that James Potter was an bullying asshole while at hogwarts?
Crowlands
Right? Yet Hagrid's all "Nope, it's all them Slytherins. I assume SOME are good people."
somenerandom
Probably a lot. The Slytherin house generally has some pretty good ideals, but has been so warped by its batshit crazy founder and then>
votress
"has been warped by its founder"?? i mean, if its founder warped it, then it was fucked to begin with, it is what it is.
somenerandom
It was warped after it was created. House Slytherin wasn`t originally lika that, Salazar just went crazy later in life
somenerandom
Voldemort that by now it's basically a big red sign "BAD GUYS HERE". Slughorn, for example, is a great example of a decent Slytherin. Also>
DarkBusterBaron
Malfoys mom, regulus black.
somenerandom
Harry's son got sorted there, so there's that.
ByTheLightOfTheMoon
They also got Merlin.
somenerandom
Huh? Is that canon, or is it another one of the bombs Rowling just likes dropping on Twitter/in random interviews? Don't remember Merlin's>
strawberrycocoa
...Albus Severus Potter became a Slytherin? O_o
PelicanOfDeath
Rowling wrote a new book recently (a play technically) called Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Features Albus Potter.
MinisterKai
Yeah, became best friends with Malfoy's son. Then, in an effort to not be anything like his dad, broke the rules and fucked everything up.