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FP edit: wow! Long time lurker, just did a meme dump as an example of posting, thanks imgur!
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
Congrats on losing your dump virginity.
dormantmutant
Do I get a pack a punched weapon for later rounds?
siamesediaries
Very funny. Good dump
MightyChlorians
Longtermlurker375
No I didn't
princessofbanterbury
i'm just here to question your username
ValiantToast
I can barely afford cheese let alone cocaine
kookbro
+1 solid dump
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Thank you!
pieter42
Waaait. Cheese is more expensive than cocaine?
UhhhhhNick
Depends on the cheese
Failbotzz
Only if you spend all your money on cocaine.
verysmoov
As someone from Not America, circumcision has always absolutely disgusted an appalled me. PLEASE DO NOT mutilate genitals without neccessity
adriedupoldprune
As a guy from American I am rather bitter about the whole thing.
verysmoov
I'm sorry to hear, my SO is same story. He hates it, makes him feel damaged. My respect to you and to your peep.
UhhhhhNick
MisterMayor
Why are JUULs so pop anyhow
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Slim, sleek, simple.
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Though the sauron is why more economic.
ahoykello
Suorin drop is the shit
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
I like the air, some concept, more cloud imo. But yeah, if you want a juul but don’t have pod money, get the drop. It’s so worth it
freeloaderr
can that guy be the dad though? is it possible?
UhhhhhNick
I highly doubt it, Sperm doesnt survive for longer than 5 days or so, and thats in a woman. Id imagine it wouldnt survive at all in soap.
humblegrumblebee
Yeah, soap is really harsh, even on your skin cells, and they're protected. I don't think sperm would fare very well in shampoo.
lurkvoter
It's like, technically possible but suuuper unlikely for a lot of reasons
obligatoryguy
#10 is why we all need sex ed.
Billy2sweet
Dude also should be reminded where shampoo goes and babies come out of.
LarryFine
#10 is why we need better mental health services.
dowingba
What's the joke in the circumcision one?
Opiateaddictedpenguin
It’s not your mothers penis.
655321mnc
I agree with it
Mackeroy
the joke being how society doesn't view it as a serious issue
micotyro
#1 While that is an extreme example a lot of science does involve testing answers that seem obvious because they still need the data
Mimsey
It's also not all that accurate. Panic disorders often stem of illogical phobias. In real panic situations those people often have... /1
Mimsey
.. more tools at their disposal for staying cool and more experience managing their stress levels and staying focused. /2
Mimsey
Plus, in many cases, the phobias they dream up make real-world problems seem trivial. Reality often can't match imagination. /3
Mimsey
Someone who has nightmares most nights about being lynched steps out of their house every day to a world of fear... /4
Mimsey
.. may hold up better in an actual riot/zombie apocalypse/foreign invasion because they've accidentally been training for such an event. /5
nwall123
I’m really curious about the outcome of the dad
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
I don’t know man it’s all....Greek to me. Badum ts
Keairan
While sperm can live up to 5 days outside of the body under perfect conditions, being in a soapy environment that's not likely.
darkdragonempress
Where did you learn that? From what I recall it’s 5 days inside the body. Once outside it’s shelf life is a few minutes. Maybe an hour max.
Keairan
Erm, humans quite literally wouldn't exist. A slow sperm takes 12 hours to get to the egg area, and sperm can live up to 7 days.
darkdragonempress
That’s why I used the quantifier in the body. While in the body of the woman it can exist from 5-7 days. Outside the body it will die very 1
darkdragonempress
Quickly. I’ve never seen information claiming it can survive outside a body for longer than a few minutes or so. 2
holymanbatbatman
Everyone does cocaine?
liestheytell
Everyone. Private high school teachers. Bankers. Taxi Drivers. Daycare teachers. I’ve done with every age 14 (I WAS 14 too dw) - 55.
Gribblecillin
Even way up North where I am, theres lots of cocaine at the bars. It's been fueling American business since the 80s.
holymanbatbatman
Well shit. I guess I'm the new straight edge. Never touched the stuff.
destinoz
Ask Mexico if Americans are still doing cocaine.
Failbotzz
Si Senior
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Coke is expensive, so some people do speed or meth, but a shocking amount of people around you regularly abuse illegal stimulants
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
I just abuse legal ones. Like caffeine. 2 monsters a day keep the sleep away.
holymanbatbatman
5 cups of coffee and 4 hours of sleep FTW!
UhhhhhNick
Am 32, my friend brought over a gram the other day for funsies....
JasonWaterfaIIs
Cool story bro.
holymanbatbatman
Can I have your friends?
WizardProphet
What, you don't? Are you sure you're even real?
holymanbatbatman
although I do occasionally question that myself, yes. I am real. I think
PeculiarBaguette
sebastionloeb
Buissness world and like all restraunt staff.
Shamorza
TIL why people in America live with shitty jobs in restaurants: Fringe benefits
WhyDontYouMakeMe
No drug tests, flexible hours, paid in cash, and also a safe harbor for alcoholics
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Drugs flow pretty freely in and out of restaurants, but coke isn't as common as people say. Speed is though
Gribblecillin
Depends on the area. If you have more crack/meth, I'd say you're probably in a poorer area, or in the Midwest.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Hello Chicago
OlDishandSwish
So true
ino84
Well I’m 33 and I’ve never tried it, don’t feel why I should. Will probably do so when I’m old like the dude in little miss sunshine
BlainetheMono
You mean the old dude that died from racking up rails in his golden years?
BlainetheMono
You mean the old dude that died from snorting rails in his golden years?
IMakeBestialityGifs
What's juuling?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
It's when you ask your female assistant to do the thing
ILikeAminalsAnFibshAnInsectsAnStuffAnThingsButNotPeople
I was hoping it meant dueling.
LilPedr0
Being gay
fetchmethatpitcher
Get with the times Grandpa
selfinflictedimgury
Not much, what's juuling with you?
IMakeBestialityGifs
Never mind I looked it up
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Lol. A juul is an ecig that’s really popular in college and frat culture
mysticdickstick
That just opens more questions...
IMakeBestialityGifs
Thanks bud
PioniSensei
Why not just keep calling it vaping or smoking.
roqueirDemonCorgi
Because then they aren't special for doing it.
Apocallama
What's an ecig?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Nothing, what's an ecig with you?
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Electronic cigarette. Nicotine in an oil or other type of linguistic juice that is heated through a coil to produce vapor you inhale
welcomestranger
I read it as "ecig" rather than "e-cig" so was almost wondering the same.
nattfilm
Linguistic juice...? Didn't learn about that in college.
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Damn, on my phone. I think I was going for liquid? No clue what I was saying
Apocallama
So it's a vap pen
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Yep
AlphaKill
No. The juice is made differently from vape juice. The nicotine the use is closer to what is naturally in tabacco vs what is used in Vapes.
BlueRonin
Highschooler here. Very very common in hs bathrooms now. Any bathroom has 2-3 kids in there juuling af any period now
Onocai
That's cause juuls are LOADED with nicotine so it starts off as something to make you look cool and ends with a hard addiction
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
AYY
TheMadStorksMicrowave
LMAO
sebastionloeb
Why is it not called vaping.. did they think juuling sounds cooler? Lol
BlueRonin
Bc a juul is a type of vape, so people call it specifics. Like a sourin is another type, so theyre juuling, not (sourin-ing..?) lol
UhhhhhNick
"Its the kids who are out of touch!"
dgibz42069
Jesus fuck I had no idea I was so old. Get off my lawn, kid.
Showmeyourotters
So it's like saying hoovering vs vacuuming or suggesting to get into the jacuzzi instead of the hot tub?
Raven1108
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/235/520/c21.gif
jokihamsteri
Why protesting against circumcision is suppose to be funny. Like look at these stupid people who don't want to mutilate their children.
newdoug2017
What better way of tipping a Jew is there? (Only applied if you are a Jew and such)
155DangerClose
Aye, throw that same argument on dogs and people will call you cruel for NOT mutilating your unconsenting dog
Lisatth
Neutering dogs in human communities is better than letting them breed uncontrollably- unwanted puppies means abandoned, starving strays.
155DangerClose
That would make sense if you just let your dog wander around off your property unsupervised. But that's about it
Lisatth
Unless you have two dogs. Or if you take it to the park. Male dogs will literally jump or dig under fences to get at a female dog in heat
155DangerClose
That's great. Last I checked dogs cannot tunnel and they have a max jump height. Once again it's on the owners accountability.
MyStarterWouldBeCharmander
Are you comparing humans with dogs? Also, there's a difference between neutering, which serves a purpose, and cutting off random body parts.
155DangerClose
I am yes. I would like to think the idea of cruelty works soundly for both
155DangerClose
2/ And neutering does serve a purpose. Mutilating and altering your dogs personality to make life easier for the owner
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
Mutilate is not the right word bud, it’s healthy and safe and makes maintaining yourself much simpler and reduce risk of infection.
adriedupoldprune
This is bullshit. Oh lets just cut off a part of these kids dicks that contains about 1/4 of the nerve endings in the penis cause there 1/2
adriedupoldprune
is a minor risk of infection and we can't be bothered to wash there. Circumcision is fucked up. 2/2
jokihamsteri
If you cut a piece from your son only because you want to, its mutilation. If a doctor does it because of health issues, its an operation.
Flunkedy
There are no health benefits to cutting off the foreskin of a child but if you advocate for that i guess you do you?
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Most other forms of child abuse are illegal.
ImgurPrince
...it is mutilation, whether you agree with it or not. Also, it's not hard to wash under your foreskin.
GRiMGRiZ
oh my god shut up
155DangerClose
Dude. We don't throw piss pots out the window onto the peasants anymore. Nobody gets foreskin infections anymore
FoundationSCP
My lil cousins got one at 16 yrs old and had to get a circumcision as a result. Caused him a lot of pain.
ilostmydeathbycutepassword
That's not true. I've been a CNA for a decade I've seen loads of infected, calcified foreskins.
GriffithTheHero
Anecdotal
GRiMGRiZ
dowingba
It is literally mutilation, whether you agree with it or not. It's textbook example of the definition of mutilation.
Kiore
I don't agree with circumcision though I also don't agree with calling it mutilation.
ImperialWatch
That's what it is though.
Kiore
Mutilation is what's done on intersex babies. Circumcision is cosmetic.
adriedupoldprune
It is not cosmetic. There are a lot of nerve endings in the forskin. There is a significant decrease in sensitivity.