'MERICA

Jun 6, 2016 10:57 PM

theriseofthemiau

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I have both of these spreads and am not impressed with either of them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's a hard j in jif, right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me teeth hurt just looking at tgis

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As an American, this looks disgusting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bah! hazelnut you can keep it. a disgusting nut, that is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

America, where we aren't satisfied with stuffing one flavor in a jar, we have to stuff three different ones...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

@blingneega BLING NEEEEGAAAAAAA

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's healthy right? It's hazelnut, so I'm good... Right?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

[violently gets fat]

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my freedom

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put your dick in it

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hey, whatever gets the partner going. :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GUESS WHOSE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO HAZELNUT

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We actually have something like that in Switzerland too http://imgur.com/C1p8itS , it's basically bi-color Nutella and it's fucking good.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sugar and artificial flavors - meh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Waited for it to move.... Disapointed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried the cookies and cream last time I went to US and is as dreamy as it looks <3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We have many such flavors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And as an American, I'm sad to be finding out about this just now.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

Ditto! All I've seen is Nutella... not that I'm complaining!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? I feel like I've been slacking in my civic duties or something.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Y...no.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced GIF!

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

where I come from JIF is a cleaning product. This too will go straight through your internals without harsh scratching.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a dentist, I'm very pleased!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Do you want people to rot their teeth out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keeps the business afloat

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're like that wonderful man that dropped by with a bowl of lollipops for the office twice a year, aren't you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like a Nutella rip-off.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

welcome to free markets. the winner is the one who doesnt stop innovating until the market hits saturation

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) You mean a chocolate spread? When talking to an American friend once, I was amazed that you virtually only have one brand. : /

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2) Over here in UK we've had stuff like these swirl spreads for over 20+ years. Over a dozen variations and brands in just my local store.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm Australian and anything that isn't Nutella is a Nutella rip-off, despite some brands being created before Nutella. There is only one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaand now I'm depressed we don't have this in Canada

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Onterrible here, hard to find but we do have it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We do have a Reese's spread, though! Bright side, at least that's what I tell myself when missing the other stuff...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone can ship it to you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's a fair trade. We get cookie dough peanut butter, and you get a working healthcare system.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is the smuggling business of American contraband up north? There is no profession more American

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Samuel Adams would be proud.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or north to south... Edward Kennedy made a fortune during prohibition...allegedly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jiffy really needs to make the jars wider so my hand won't get stuck.

9 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 0

They need to make them longer while they're at it so my dick won't hit the bottom of the jar.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just make it wide enough for my fucking fat face.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Jiffy is cornbread mix actually

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WHY AM I ONLY JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW?! I NEED THIS STUFF IN MY LIFE!!!

9 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 5

No, no you don't

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? We've had these in the UK since I was a child. Like 20+ years. My local store has well over a dozen varieties of swirly spreads.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It literally is so sweet you can't taste anything hahah

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's also white chocolate and peanut butter. c:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um, have you seen the hazelnut uncrustables? You need to know about these too. You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck do I get this?!

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

searching will commence in 2 hours, will update with pics of location

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

America. Didn't you read?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Safeway

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My guess is walmart.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Walmart: Putting the 'MERICA in America.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Walmart, Kroger, probably Target

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw both flavors at Target. I've had the cheesecake one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. I've bought the cookies 'n cream variety at Target

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU INTERNET STRANGER YOUVE SAVED ME

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0