IridescentCats
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Jun 13, 2016 7:39 AM
IridescentCats
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cktuba
I volunteer as tribute!
DiscoSquatch
Tries to read, get told my eyes are up here!!!
EnigmaRequiem
Homestuck has ruined me, I could handle far worse than this.
FIFTHandLASTaccount
This t-shirt usually comes with a sign that says "Still not asking for it"
jackbos
Is that an offer?
DrunkenWizard
I can't read it, what does it say?
TheMemeForge
I.... i didnt even slow down
whatwha
I need to get fucked can you help out?
LANflair
What the fuck does it say?
UsChickens
Jesus fucking Christ, Imgur. Is it 1998 already?
Vespasious
**7h15
thesplashingblumpkins
STFU H4XX0R
icedart
What a beautiful face !
NicholasBalson
OneOfTheseDaysImGoingToComeUpWithSomethingCleverButTodayIsNotIt
This picture is old. old as balls.
fixer66
Schmedes
I don't think Jake Gyllenhaal ever has to worry about getting laid.
fumanchuwastaken
A+ reation gif. Have an upvote.
ACanadianPerson
One? You cheap bastard.
broka1702
i c4n r34d this and i n33d to g3t l4id
JustinDuran
I always need to get laid, even after getting laid.
TuggyMcBoatface
Seconded
MetaphoricalFox
That makes no sense
therewk
I still like to look at my watch when it is 13:37.
Girlgerms21
Well it seems last night adventures weren't enough, better go tell my wife
got12
I really do
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
But I'm married and on my period and just had oral surgery!!! I guess he can tug his pork in front of me or maybe do the helicopter.
StarmanUltra
BlueStringsAttached
Who doesn't need to get laid?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Astronauts
Davinus
Judging by the poster on her wall... this is ancient.
OneOfTheseDaysImGoingToComeUpWithSomethingCleverButTodayIsNotIt
judging by memory, this is ancient. Where were you 10 years ago???
ManiaGamine
Probably not a shirt she should be wearing unless she wants to be asked if she's offering.
eggimage
She'll call them pervs & write a fb post to "rant" about how she always gets "stalked" by pervs & how much she's "frustrated" with attention
cyanideremark
probably only ever wore it the once in public and then regretted it.
SirFluffyChicken
That calendar is making me uncomfortable.
JackscompletelackofJack
I thought it was Gordon Ramsay at first and that made me involved.
Nathanfake
Elon Musk?
Volimar
Looks like the guy that slept on OJ's couch.
ElbowDeepInATshirt
That shirt must be from the 90s.. Everybody can read that nowadays.. right? Right?!?
TheCakeisALieiKnowiChecked
Plus check out the pic of Brad Pitt on the wall. It screams 90's.
T34RG45
It takes some people a while to realize what my name is, probably because it's a dead style and catches them off guard
cupcakealliiiiiii
If she really wants to entertain, she can do binary
thedogemperorofmankind
the photo is old enough that her kids should be in high school by now, so you're not wrong
manthraxx
What are you saying? That you haven't gotten laid since the 90's?
levyathyn
That just means everyone needs to get laid.
xheyther
Which is technically true. Children Appart that is.
Iamlordofspuds
No. Some people do not need to reproduce.
nick224
Yes
q2grapple
getting laid != reproduce though
Iamlordofspuds
Do you want them to take the chance
HorseMcFucker
1337 Is so €asy to read. Ha1f the tim3, y0u w0n'7 3v3n n0tic3 If 50m30n3 replaces a number with a letter.
VonSnootingham
C+ 3 7 0 |\| |v| `/ 1 3 \/ 3 1 , 5 ( |2 |_| |3 !
HorseMcFucker
Sink to your level? I think not.
VonSnootingham
Oooo, ouch. I admit, I'm going to need some aloe for that burn.
Serel
\/\/34|<, 7R|_|3 1337 |5 ||\|<0|\/|pr3|-|3|\|5|b13
Tundra314
O.O
Racealistic
Section 8?
AlkeneThiol
Weak. True leet is incomprehensible.
TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
You da real mvp
dramorak
Thanks for the translation
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Pffft. I learned to read l33t when I was like 15. I can't even remember the last time I types it lol
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
Not sure if that puts you around 35, or a late bloomer.
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
29 haha
beerthoven
Heyyy 29 year olds combine forces!
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
You waited until AFTER Y2K was a dud for realsies before getting a computer?
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Not exactly. Didn't get really internet involved until a bit before The Matrix Reloaded came out. 1/2
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
But the matrix only came out a few OH FUCKCOCKING DAMNIT
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
MatrixFans.Net was my first experience with an online community. I learned a lot. 2/2
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
Oh, okay, so you DID have a few computers running dos.