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01 - This time we'll be looking at, amongst other things; aquatic wildlife
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25 - Why not stop by here a moment or two and check your symptoms.
26 - So, now that's out of the way, let's talk about deep harboured psychological traumas...
27 - See, I feel much better already.
28 - Talking about things always relieves the burden. Even if it doesn't resolve it. It does make it easier to deal with.
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35 - This level of care and, thought and commitment to a pun deserves reward. It deserves a few months of at least reduced rent. IMO
36 - He has already taken so many middle aged women. He's coming for you next. Well, not you. But, someone middle aged, bereft of any tangible personality, like you; next.
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39 - I set up a "Saved For Later" bookmarks folder years ago to avoid this exact situation. There are over a thousand things bookmarked there and I have no idea what any of them are or why I saved them.
40 - I'm gonna keep putting stuff in that bookmark folder though. One of these days. One of these days!
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44 - I don't know what I expected either, but it wasn't this.
45 - Better that than puffer fish, I guess.
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49 - Fox Tax
50 - Fox Tax
SybstaBeast
#9 ?
ParanoidCarrot
#7 this is some girl shit
shimmerkitten
#25 stop by where?? Stop by where?!!!
JesaraB
#8 That's for catching electric eels
AbelardSnazz
"Too Lordy Too Ringy" arf!
ChristosMylordos
#27 Americans antipathy towards sparkling water is weird
SenfinaZeit
I think its like how not everyone tastes soap while eating cilantro, not everyone can taste the carbonic acid or whatever embitters it.
SmollCashew
#13 K, but there's a while song about this that helps kids learn how to pronounce vowels. It slaps.
shimmerkitten
#5 crabs swim too. They don't just all scuttle around on the ocean floor.
gh0stegrl
#24 if you take your glasses off or blur your vision, Dwayne actually looks like an unhappy Karen.
Afewflowers
#13 This was the funniest song ever when I was five
CatHateDogDogLoveCat
It's funny now after an edible
LucidPariah
#3 Our old black lab ate the fence so she could bark at the neighbour nobody liked better. The wall? That's impressive
ConstantReader
#5
taurondir
"come back here you bubbles breathing bitch"
Mithi
"Fortunate crab"
t00tie
bænænæ bønønø bånånå
AgamemnonsMemes
#21 I would think sharks hunt baby dolphins so dolphins would have an instinctive desire to get rid of sharks
Mithi
That too, but they are still assholes to sharks.
AgamemnonsMemes
Aren't they kinda assholes in general a lot of the time?
Strategicgnomer
#5 excuse me, CRABS can fucking swim! They take off like crabby birds. Not at all graceful but very VERY disconcerting.
SenfinaZeit
Only some crabs
Strategicgnomer
Point stands.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
#42 That and the train line.
Rebullo
Crabs can fly like the fish do, look it up (meaning swimming up and propelling themselves like submarines) So take your downvote
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
#16 we won’t give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie or hurt you; no, we won’t do that.
AgnesMcGillicuddy
#39 I've had a tab open on my phone for 2 years now
AtsaMattaForMe
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phukerstone
#5 crabs can swim too so they also can fly and #13 apples and bananas by raffi poses this question and provides demonstrations.
CanuckleheadChick
I like to eat eat eat eeples and beeneenees!
phukerstone
IveGotToStopUsingThisUsername
#45 what if they're breastfeeding the entire time?
originfoomanchu1
#13 y is only a vowel in america
Odysseusofithaca
What about the word "by"?
originfoomanchu1
So sorry that I missed a letter out when typing on my phone
Uewneeq
#13 there's a literal kids song about this (apples and bananas)
pumly
I can here to make the comment! Website is probably describing how to sing the song.
DecorativeCacti
Probably the best known version by the great Raffi (you may also know him from Baby Beluga fame).
KatInTheCorner
My Grandma had a Raffi cassette tape that she would play in the car all the time when we were kids!
TerraCo
The Wiggles do a horrible rendition
NotTinyPancakes
Is this the proper wiggles or the newer one with that Emma chick?
TerraCo
Both I think. But Emma has left and they have someone else now
Grevling89
Better than cocomelon at last
Xerrai
Dont know cocomelons version but dave and avas is okay, thou super simple songs is my kids favorite
TerraCo
Don't even get me started on Cocomelon...
Uewneeq
I'm that way about Dave and Ava
aPokal
Ngugi
They lost their powers. The 3 Elven were taken over the Sea, while the rest which remained are presumed destroyed in the fall of Barad-dûr.
aPokal
But: "What if...?" Would a surviving ring be like a power tool without a battery or more like a whole chemical element got removed?
aPokal
Like if you take out copper out of a drill it wouldn't work, but look the same because everything copper is internal and not structural.
SenfinaZeit
It would be like taking the sub elements out of a gold ring, making it extremely soft and easily damaged.
Ngugi
The magic ain't mechanically explained; for a What If either works depending on what you try to achieve
aPokal
I bet it would have if he was a Physicist.
aPokal
By the way. Thank you very much to answering random calls.
Ngugi
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
#25 The more a read ADHD memes the more I think it's just being a normal person.
Vespy
All of these things are more or less on a spectrum, ultimately diagnosed by how much they are screwing your life up by being too much.
CanuckleheadChick
Yeah, no you'd know the difference. I was diagnosed as an older adult. Meds made a humongous difference. I now feel "normal".
SybstaBeast
Perhaps you are neurodiverse?
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Yes but so many people talk about these experiences it my just be neuronormal
SenfinaZeit
Im example 1 a normal person shows up 15 minutes early. But an adhd person might show up 1-2 hours early.
SinisterSpydio
Usually the big difference is the extent to which these symptoms impact your life and how frequent/intense they are.
SinisterSpydio
E.g. my ADHD friend will get sidetracked during conversation and frequently have to ask me to reiterate what I just said
SybstaBeast
Seems so sometimes, but when I'm spending my 6th hour looking for my friggin keys, and my NT friends are enjoying the show for the umpteenth
SybstaBeast
Time, I know it's not everyone
SybstaBeast
And maybe, just maybe I would have time to develop a hobby if didn't spend so much time looking for so much shit. *gets annoyed by people