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#canada #salad #poutine #humor
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CanadianPhil
Great. Now my broke ass wants a damn poutine.
Namotatop
Those hand movements were pretty canadian tbh.
HerrFraeulein
When I flew to Canada a few years ago, poutine was nr 1 on the to do list. Nr 2 was all the beautiful nature and shit.
Khrome
What’s this all aboot?
ilovefluids
You don't make friends with salad
Imasinneryyc
Perfectly done
EverybodysGrudge
Where the hell can you find good poutine I California?
edtwozeronine
Very similar to the Scottish salad then.
CommissarFklw
Am I weird for only eating pure-green lettuce? Screw that white iceberg shit.
Assassinite
I see you too enjoy swiss chalet poutine
Fenwick1344
I will not be making a canadian salad until this ecoli scare is over. :(
Ryebread91
Where's the syrup?
DavoMoto42
"We were just heading to Canada for french fries and gravy sir."
LordDiabloeye
its poutzin you bastard
scottygrayskull
That salad actually looked good. :(
apologeticanadian
This pleases me. Sorry to see the salad go to waste though.
ExplainThisJoke
Never been more proud of 'muricah's toque
Srcsqwrn
Dude I was about to sleep. Now I'm starving
theshadowlander
Sorry.
Vixylisious
Good job...I thought I was hungry before but NOW!...just when I have no cheese curds or gravy in the house X:(
theshadowlander
Sorry, eh.
Metohlbird
Is poutine not soggy as shit?
kibbypie
Only if it sits too long. If you eat it fast enough then no.
Grizmaw
They gonna pour maple syrup or someth- YEAHHAAAA POUTINE!
kibbypie
Have you had syrup on poutine?
Grizmaw
...why haven't I tried that.
kibbypie
Place nearby had one called the Sugar Shack. Bacon, sausage, and syrup. Heaven....
Murraylastname
vulgarian
Montreal smoked meat too please
theshadowlander
Ooooooh yeah... that would be awesome! Ever had it with maple bacon? Heavenly!!
Ojuter
Well my good sir, everything is good with maple bacon
Fn0rd
@OP we got this small purine selling place in my town in Germany and I’m hooked. So far that I wanna go to Canada to try the real one!
Fn0rd
Putine *
theshadowlander
It will be worth the trip. Make sure you buy in Quebec. Can’t trust the other provinces.Some even use <> shredded mozzarella!
Fn0rd
Thanks for the advice man!
ilpostino
If I had to chose one thing Canadian to be proud of, it would be poutine
MisterBrando
John Candy
Jinxies
Some would say that Insulin is pretty good too :P
TyrionLannisterr
Ketchup chips!
theshadowlander
And Beavertails!!!!!
MesserAuditore
Canadian how to make a Canadian salad salad.
SpellingEternity
Cells interlinked within cells interlinked.
theshadowlander
You a bot???
MesserAuditore
Reading the first frame of the gif???
theshadowlander
Ok.... too many people repeating that.
MoistenedAnus
Canadian how to make a canadian salad salad.
wherearemytesticles
Another clever comment by MoistenedAnus.
ctennessen
Don't open dead inside
CyberShardik
Don't dead open inside?
JumalautaPerkele
Work play hard hard
ialwayssaywhyiupvotestuff
Yup.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
At the Low-Cal Calzone Zone.
OpenMindOpenMouth
(How to make a ( ) ).
Nandabun
(_o_)
LXA591
Except the gravy wasn’t warm enough to melt the cheese curds
giganticroboticpenguin
This should have been a top level comment, you would have gotten more votes.
cloutrotteur
I wonder if a poutine is as good in ROC. I’m from Quebec, birthplace of this masterpiece.
DavidBrooker
Depends how drunk you are / how long you've been skiing.
MakeAnAssessment
Albertan here, my old high school had spicy curly fries for theirs. Amazing. I ate it every Friday.
dplague
It's just like Beaver Tails. The is in Ottawa. I've tried them across the country and they all pale to Ottawa's.
kibbypie
*Killaloe
slowmotioncoco
Beaver Tails and ice skating on the canal. 'bout sums up Ottawa.
PuppyDontCare
Poutine is the gravy? Is it always with french fries? This looks delicious btw.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
French fries, cheese curd, sauce
PuppyDontCare
yummmm
theheadmaster
Just had poutine with duck confit. Absolutely delicious.
theshadowlander
I am from Montréal… only Québec has REAL poutines!
Razziz
Am from BC, visited Montreal once. Eating real poutine in Quebec was a transcendent experience. 5/7 would eat again.
Dunmaglas
There's a place I love in Canmore AB. I want to know the Quebec perspective on it because it seems really authentic to me.
Sydonis12
La Belle Patate? Best one in the Bow valley for sure.
mrputter
Lived in BC and AB. Only good poutine is in QC. I always look forward to it everytime I go; 1st stop outside airport is to scarf some down.
theshadowlander
Sadly in Ontario now. :-(
DeadlyFood
I was born in Ontario, I understand your sadness. Montréal poutine is much better
cabe007
That salad was improperly garnished, at no point was bacon involved.
squatlow17
Bacon couldn't have helped that salad.
NathanaelTendam
and onions
NonFungibleUsername
Bacon should never be wasted on a salad. Shove it in a bun with sausage, black pudding, fried egg, and the sauce of your choice.
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
This may seem like a crazy thing to say. It might blow your mind a little, but steel yourself because here it comes.
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
Not everything needs to have fucking bacon.
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
I like bacon. I do. But not everything needs to have fucking bacon. Alright. I've said my piece. Commence the downvotes, you simps.
kibbypie
Have you had bacon on a poutine?