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HogWashDiddler
Flat earthers.
spidermenz
The dang hippies!
dedpaen
The Sun. It’s been trying to kill us every time we go outside.
amagiciannamedgob
Fucking sun. I hate it too. Long live the fucking Beast.
gtotherizzle
Sea Bears
phillipsnelson
Drop Bears!
Eddi3v
Our reptilian overlords!
dingdongtittytwinkle
The government!!
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
Corruption
HeilHasselhoff
The bourgeoisie!
calichillionaire
Bad and boujee.
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
The Pedos! Looking at you 'Prince' Andrew!
shootyourgooCthulhu
People who leave carts in a parking spot?
darkmagicisnotcheap
What about people with small cars that park next to big cares but pull all the way up to the line so you think it's an empty spot?
ClassicVlassic
Who downvoted this? Probably someone who leaves carts in parking spaces, that’s who.
shyriath
Former Walmart associate here... I been waiting for this day a long, long time.
MezotiWrecker
Or people who park like a jackwagon taking up multiple spots
Byrd3790
The true evil!
ProfessorLavaHot
THE JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT
idownvoteyouruglycats
@NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
MasterFlippyFloppy
SPLITTERS!!!
WombatWithWholeWheatWish
Uhm... the backward toilet paper people?
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
It's clearly "beards not mullets"
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
The forward toilet paper people!
Thecynicalspud
WAAAAAGHHHH
calichillionaire
Meter maids.
goflyblind
Volimar
NotWelcomehere
Sad that she lost her career for speaking the truth...
Acefowl
The Alaskan Hash Queen!
leanervirus
Crab people
burentsu
Bugs from Klendathu!
Stuntpawn5
Problemwoodchuck
Martians?
Extrasauceplease
We need an earth shattering kaboom!
AtsaMattaForMe
SL4pthePANCAKES
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
G...I...JOOOOOOOOOEEEEE!!!
HeilHasselhoff
And the other half is incredible violence.
INeverWaitForIt
And lasers! Pew, pew!
AtsaMattaForMe
Gutterbuddy
Carbs?!?!
numnumz
The Murdoch media
beardedballs
This pine isn't even a joke, as a working class Aussie, I'm on board
RadicalLeftist
Oh man the reason australia has no real action on climate change and Brexit happened was largely thanks to murdoch media.
phillipsnelson
may want to add Trumps only friends, Fox and Friends
amagiciannamedgob
No one tell him.
NotWrongJustNotRight
Sparta!!!!
AtsaMattaForMe
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Right! Down with Sparta!!!
TheVampireDante
spidermenz
What did I ever do to you?
goflyblind
he's a menace!
SamsontheNerd
Who?
Player3hasArrived
Yes
Bogwoppit77
Greetings fellow owl.
SamsontheNerd
Who?
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Peoples Front of Judea.
muffinlovin
im still waiting for the reference...
joeyjojosharknado
Splitters!
SpamYarBlockers
Splitters!
LongoloidFartExplosion
Splitters!
idownvoteyouruglycats
@RepliRich
Rasdwatrium
Splitters!
BorkBorkasson
Bah, I'm too slow and you were faster than me. +1
nokers
The Mexican Inquisition
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
Pretty sure the cartels put a stop to that.
parsivalandthegrail
Didn't expect that
ChosenChaos
No one ever does!
Mordy9
Richter12x2
Que?
MasterFlippyFloppy
The Romans!
samesamebutnotthesame
Descendants of the Romans
Pokedthebear
I ask you. What have the romans ever done for us?
Stuntpawn5
The Romulans
girlfartjapan
Nobody ever expects the Romans!
Shismouche
All hail to Caesar's Legion !
znexx
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!
MasterFlippyFloppy
“Romans they go the house?!?”
postalval
Conjugate the verb boy!
One8updude
Now write it a hundred times@
alecdshope
I thought it was the Judean People's Front.
Odballl
Carthage must be destroyed!
Quessir
Carthago delenda est!
JosteinCena
Iudea delenda est!
DanceWithMeLampy
VESPASIAN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
AtsaMattaForMe
MasterFlippyFloppy
The aqueduct.
AtsaMattaForMe
DontcallmeRooster
Right. Right. The aqueduct. But aside from that, what have they ever done for us?
Itsokaytopoophere
Sanitation!
Acefowl
Tooth Decay?
RandyRandalman
Nice.
theoriginalpc
GINGIVITIS
LatexLola
"For too long this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay, in spirit and incisors"
WraithTDK
He's mean and he hurts, and his name's tooth ecay!
rhombusrightangle
We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!
goflyblind
no, that's just scott.
whitefoxkei
He's a dick.
SarosFM
in70x
Stan!! Where’s your brother!!
verypaulsible
Oh no Cavity creeps! look out!
tankman303
We make holes in teeth!
tj764
i know this is ment to be a funny post, but is the dwindling effectiveness of antibiotics terrify any one else
Rasdwatrium
No. We are working on a virus infection for bacteria that forces them to spend their evolution points against that. Then AntiBiotics work ag
DoggoASAP
It's a very real fear of mine too. It's pretty much a war no one if fighting.
gtotherizzle
Nah
NussKnuspermix
Everything allright man? That was a pretty harsh topic switch.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Everything's not alright in our hospitals, that's for sure! MRSA and the like become more common and severe with each passing day.
tj764
its just a topic that i feel like very little people pay attention to or care about
chine
Hopefully phage therapy will be viable soon.
chine
Good luck paying for it with American health insurance though.
XenoHorse
I wonder how much this applies to specialized antibiotics, rather than the all purpose ones.
darkdragonempress
Didn’t they recently discover a new type of antibiotic? Starts with a c but can’t recall the name. It works differently than typical 1
beardedballs
Nah bro, you're thinking of the corona virus ......
darkdragonempress
You are right the c was wrong. Apparently what I was thinking of is called Darobactin.
darkdragonempress
I was apparently also thinking of Nosopharm.
darkdragonempress
Antibiotics so it’s likely to stay effective. We also have more research into making the body even better at doing its job and multiple 2
darkdragonempress
Countries are getting a better handle on overuse and cleaning practices. Yes it’s scary but there’s multiple rays of hope. 3
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
The Dutch!
Habitman
Corporate greed
DarkVoivod
You are right to fear us.
MarshallDaemon
The Dutch are amazing.
HeilHasselhoff
Hate to break it to you, but Denmark doesn't exist....
BigJewishHulk
No it's finland that doesn't exist
AmariaChan
No worries the dutch hate you too
Spiderbubble
We're basically the bane of America. We have dikes (water walls) to keep all of the water out... the water... FROM MEXICO.
iJudgePeopleForALiving
iJudgePeopleForALiving
Also, bring it on.
morphire
Those wood-shoe, cheese-making, oven-having motherfuckers!
Jandegrote
I have seen the wooden shoe model only then made out of cheese does that make it any better ?
ILieAboutWhoIAmForFakeInternetPoints
War it is. Mogen de beste winnen.
makeSX
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
The brits! But I'm French so it will always be the same enemy.
MagicOrpheus310
Skipper? What happen to Manfredi and Johnson? That between me and the Danes Private!
SpikeReynolds
Living in Michigan, I can confirm this.
IcameIsawIclapt
Don’t forget the safe word is all I m saying
Weegie
Pineapple!
IcameIsawIclapt
Obnoxious
I'm Dutch and now I'm offended. What did we ever do to you guys ?
DiscoveredByTheGermansIn1904
Hi, offended. I'm da... Dutch too.
Ellisd326
You ancestors murdered a generation of my ancestors.
Jandegrote
Pretty sure our ancestors did murder a lot of of generations across the world you need to be more specific.
jeandolly
You have to be more specific than that.
HypR25
Yeah, there is a list
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
(Sweats in British)
zeroexistence
bolobass
You got OVC? yeah you know me!
elmohateshimselfbutelmosbloodlustmustbesated
But they have that jump rope game. And the rudder thing...
Northstar11
And salty licorice thing
Obnoxious
Touwtjespringen ?
annoyedOnion
Condoms?
shadowfulcrum
And oven thing
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
Which oven thing?
askaglassofwater
The Dutch Oven; get someone to show you, it's fun!
BigJewishHulk
As a Dutch person. Bring it on. I'm kick you in the nuts with my wooden shoes.
Densteef
Hahaha you'll never defeat us. We have collected almost all the spices on this world, we are all most unstoppable
Mastrobater
And yet your food is shit lmao
Oultnil
I couldn't hear you because of the delicious frikandellen in my ears.
Mastrobater
Gotta admit, after a long night of drinking those things are amazing
JHawke
YES! We are ALL most unstoppable.
pinatafarmer
There's only two things I hate in the world... https://imgur.com/4h0KFl7.gifv
Sageypie
I always wondered whether or not if Michael Caine was just acting here and reading his lines, or if he legit hates the Dutch. He seems a-
Sageypie
-secretly ridiculous man, and I feel it'd be on point for him.
Dracon27
I love Austin's turn at the end, "wait....what?"
BraikingBoss
Maccabi
Is that.... Bill Gates?
Dracon27
Yup, from a legit commercial
CeterumCenseo
And Steve Ballmer as Dr. Evil?!
osnabb
bolobass
"Bring it on, tiny people!" - the Dutch
TheTallDutchDude
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I'm dutch-canadian. I'm 5'7. My dad says I'm not short. He's 6'1. Fffffff. And he's the short one on his side.
Jandegrote
yeah same here my dad is 6.1 and both me and my step brother are taller than him.
unicdk
Dutch descent here. Managed to be the tallest of my immediate family by an at least inch. I'm 5'8"
unicdk
... you could cut glass with my amazing cheek bones though.
mrtnus
Me and my brothers are 6'2 to 6'8
ImSmallPleaseHoldMe
As your neighbor: HOLY CHRIST HOW DID YOU GET SO LARGE
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ElasticRichard
This is true.
IcameIsawIclapt
Low air pressure
sjleegketting
Milk. We dutch drink oil tankers full of that stuff and it makes a tiny calf into a huge cow in about 6 months.
Densteef
Because of the frizian people who lived and still live in the Netherlands. Only the Northern provinces have large people
Metallica93
As a 6'3" dude, I definitely need to find me a Dutch lady. What a country.
Zekubi
After living here for 8 years most of the woman are shorter than 6ft
Metallica93
Wha-!? Don't ruin it for me! D:
Jandegrote
You be shorter then my cousin.
Metallica93
I mean, as along as your cousin isn't a dude.