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Jan 5, 2018 2:37 AM
HelloImHoss
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CharlesEggertonCheeseIV
Had a cold and snorked to get my throat clear, felt the dry end of one pull thru my nose and drag thru my sinuses into my throat. Awful.
ShouldWeTellHim
This is always an unexpected an amazing feeling.
Mrdobbalina
Upvoted for the title
spiceass9000
No ones gunna talk about the title...
Bigcurly2000
Almost as good as a fart so long you can feel your insides deflating and your lower back relaxing.
customcartoons
Or when you bite off a huge, perfect hangnail callus, and it peels off without any blood or ragged edges. Makes all the others worth it.
beingadickcumberbatch
fnxweb
+2 for the post, -1 for the title. Ew.
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danidactyle
I'm about to remove two splints from my nose... it's going to be painfully good.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Paladin714
The best!
whateverhomie
Ahhhhh..... The slow booger pull-away, I think I invented that.
MysteryRobot
This shit is too real to not agree with.
PoshRaven
I feel the relief, but also horror as I try not to think of what came out of my nose.
Crawmak
Goddamn that happened to me this morning. I'm coming down from a cold and it came out all green, I could tell it'd been up there a while.
classicgrinder
It's crust up front with goo on the end. Like a half cooked sperm.
Bikewreckboss
I’m sick so I’ve been having a ton of these, but they’re never clean. I use an entire box of tissues afterwards.
sykoticflaw
I try to achieve this at LEAST once per day. One of those "I thought I was the only one but literally everyone does this" kind of things.
cannotthinkofcoolname
As a wedding photographer who shoots 8-14 hours wedding, picking my nose when I get home after a long day is undeniably too satisfying.
VHerlinsen
Someone have GIF from Arnold's Total Recall?
BrapOn
PascalCasedUserName
I used to get nose bleeds and this would happen with the clotted blood.
Flyndaran
I had chronic nosebleeds as a teen. I just bent forward into the sink to minimize those clots.
noupvotesforgretchenwieners
YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
richardpleasums
Stop! Jack, that's too much black. Elmo is a fucker. Beady eyes harboring deceit.
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
lolwut
TheDevilHerself
Sheeeit, I'm pickin right now...
bigdog838
Did it taste good?
iantollewellyn
MisterOneUpper
Dig deep she-devil!
Gasquatch
ThePiedPiperofRuination
*judges in gorilla*
Sirsir94
Can't tell if judging or jealous.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
That side-eye.
coreyjayb
theromen111
bigdog838
Yupurineutah
jessyta
legit made me gag... updoot for you!
NowWatchMeGlitch
I bet that felt satisfying as fuck
ProddingTheAbyss
This is disgusting, where can I find more?
Fumbleskunk
SGSchlaghund
im with @Shiroiro on this what the hell was that
GuyPrice
the fuck was that
HipingPipingBucketofSpaghettiOs
Kinda looked like...gum? Idk freakin' weird
Prmnic
Probably blood mixed in and clotted badly, it makes snot even stickier
bellbottombear
Post-op nasal dressing
DeviIsAdvocate
It's a rhinolith, not gauze.
Kolten627
After that, did the guy watch a recording of himself telling him to get his ass to mars?
Yupurineutah
dumbinsults
Post-surgical nasal packings removed. They had to hold my head down to pull it out. It was the worst pain I've ever experienced.
DeviIsAdvocate
It's actually a rhinolith being removed.
dumbinsults
Well holy shit, I thought that looked a little small. Thanks for the correction!
iwastheoneonce
I managed to sneeze with my mouth shut once. My nose was so clear i could smell color
GreatCanadianSPNIdjit
mrsdmilburn
This is the first time I laughed out loud in over 36 hours. I needed that.
FernandoRumdebum
I have to sneeze with my mouth open and super loud because if I hold back even a tiny bit, the tensing reaction causes INCREDIBLE pain
thatdudefromoregon
One time I sneezed so hard a macaroni came out.
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Just snorted at my desk and I'm getting weird looks now.
KraeMoon
Can't figure out what's funnier - the post or the comments
commentsthatnevermakesense
What drug is this?
jetflight
Acid, probably.
Djurze
Don't... don't you always have your mouth shut when sneezing?
LordJebusVII
Rarely sneeze hard enough to open mouth but when I do everyone looks at me like a bomb went off
LannistersSendTheirRetards
When I had cancer I had boogers in my nose that was like a crater in the cartilage. I felt as if I'd come close to bursting through the
LannistersSendTheirRetards
wall like the fuckin KOOLAID MAN
Emmaterasu
I think that's the first time I've seen someone pull off a reply override on themselves.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
other side if I wasn't careful. Still don't know why it was like that. Chemo, maybe? Idk.
thefire259
You beat the cancer right?
Hagge47
Well, he is posting here so lets hope so.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I have unfortunately passed away.
thefire259
Rip in peace my friend
idonthithim
Maybe not the tasting part but definitely a great feeling getting it out
Ben1045
Better out than in. Even ogres know that.
AlpacaBaroness
Its good for your immune system! Try it! I'm healthy and fit, trust me.
FTUG
Why not both?
ThaEnder
God damn it this will never not make me laugh.
tzxAzrael
lol that poor girl. "i need an adult, and a kleenex, RIGHT NOW"
crookedhorn
Don't lie bruv. It tastes good.
loveplusultra
nogga no
Sordiy
I’m sorry but that’s disgusting repulsive to think about how people do that
nellietta
Right?? It's unbelievably gross. And so many think they manage to do it unnoticed. The hiding is obvious
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
Maybe tasting another's boogers, but your own are fine
ThaEnder
I mean, it's just mucous. When you sniffle and and swallow you're basically eating boogers. They're just not ripe. It's also good for you.
nellietta
But when you pick your nose you are eating all the shit you breathe in.
AlpacaBaroness
They're all harmless bacteria. Its like exercise for your immune system.
HeavyT43
I felt one come out from behind my eye. It was about 3 inches long.
mitchrob12321
CarryKnuts
You wanna see something else that’s 3 inches?
JunglePygmy
That one was in your sinus.. good ol bloody sinus boogers
Mockingbirb
itsnice
I’m calling it. That’s too good to be true
Kreaken
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Gross +1
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Never been able to see colors on that eye, tho. Nor smell anything, for that matter
Itanu
I don't think you should be able to smell with your eye.
MrSaturday
Have you tried?
xaviouswolffe
I did once but it tasted weird.
TypicalGayMan
Yea, this man knows 3 inches
HeavyT43
Indeed I do????
Trubador
good......now put it back
HeavyT43
Too late, I ate it...
erischilde
Oh God. Those feel the best. Like it tickles the back of your head. On another note I stopped qtips because doc said; I got high, hot sho/1
erischilde
Shower, grabbed the qtips (doctor be damned) abd literally couldn't control the moan (I'm a man) of a good, deep, ear cleaning. Wife was/2
erischilde
Very surprised by the sounds... Thought she caught me in the throws of self passion. It was better than that. /3end
JeSuisIvre
That can destroy your ear drum, right? Qtips?
YurgenGrimwood
probably, if you're not careful. Also you're smearing the earwax in a denser layer in your ear. AND earwax actually protects against disease
iMissTheOldImgurApp
I’m also addicted to q-tipping. Are you saying the hot shower increase the pleasure or is it to cover up your moans?
erischilde
Hot shower first. Loosens everything up.
ih8economics
he means letting the hot water run in your ear, it melts the ear wax to help it come out
Mattern
Sinuses, possibly
swinglinered
righty-o The nose, ear, eyes are all connected under the surface of the head.
imnotokiedokie
I pulled a few from my 15 yr old cat when it seemed he was on his last leg. He got better with a lot of attention and love tho.
OffendedSkeleton
Cool story, bro
AverageTortilla
Fuck off
bluejaymaplesyrup
You in need of some attention and love? :(
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
I'll take you up on that if they don't
NotRainman1344
Those are my fave. Those are the bloody brain looking ones right? I only get that when im sick
optillamanis
Just make sure the bloody brain looking ones aren't actual brain.
SuperbBackhand
If they are brain, be sure to put it back in
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Pretty sure you can't actually sneeze out your brain tho.
amh7912
I think I've had some customers that already did that.
allegedlynerdy
I mean, the only direct connection from any part of the body to the brain is your nose. Everything else runs through the thalamus first
IPeeInCheerios
Tell that to my ex. She was always sick and seemed like she was getting dumber and dumber the longer I knew her. Pretty solid evidence to me
YeahWellAboutThat
Usually not. But cutting through the wall and brain fluid leaking was one of the risks on the pre-sinus-surgery paperwork I had to sign.