UnideBugJunkie
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Sep 23, 2017 1:48 PM
UnideBugJunkie
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WackbardsKinther
Double queens one beside the other ftw!!!
squirrelfury
But you'd have so much room for activities...
Toaddybugs21
Shhh its okay corner they didnt mean that. My bed wont ever leave you.
hmmoohahhthatsitimnotgoing
Being an adult is putting your bed wherever you damn please because you're secure in your need for a cozy corner.
wafflesalmighty
Corner bed for life
reddenbocker
You CAN'T pry my corner bed out of my cold, dead hands!
PiGiSpi
Just got my first queen. Doesn't work as a corner bed, fixing the sheets becomes hell
BlindMeach
So you can both be as far away from each other as possible. Never having to touch. Bitter? Me? Pah
wulfparty
Married with a corner bed! I love the wall.
olegh
I've surpassed adulting, my bed isn't adjacent to a wall at all.
tabm0w
I used to have a bed that was in the middle of the room not touching any wall. I miss that setup.
tinyFiretruck
This is true, although my wife and I had a corner bed for years because our room was small, we knew we adulted when we finally moved it.
ZOMGNO
Boyf and I just moved to a new place with SPACE. And now I don't have to climb over him! So grown up! We're in our 30's, lol.
NotThisGuyAgain
*stares at newly-arrived bed, set in the middle* Son of a....!
billiebitkiller
I can't have my bed against the wall because I'm an evolutionary redundancy and suffocate my idiot self.
MarinShatterhand
I wish my bed wasn't in a corner, so hard to make the damn bed.
MrsJTKirk
Recently moved in with my boyfriend and miss my corner bed dearly :(
XplodingUnicornGlitter
I prefer having mine in the corner but I hate having to crawl over my bf to get up
CheddarIsBeddar
But he loves it
FeoJ
Because as a kid it was your room, you wanted as much space as possible. Now as an adult you have your whole house/apartment
TheTimeless
And as an adult with 3 rooms, I have one with a centered bed and one with a corner bed, because it's the little things in life
UsernameNotTakenYet
Speak for yourself, my childhood bedroom was a mansion compared to what I can afford.
FeoJ
However, I have a studio apartment so my bed is still in the corner.
QueenLaQueefa
My bedroom is way too small for my king sized bed. Corner bed for me :(
Lattlelattlelattle
It's so you can get up in the middle of the night to take a piss without disturbing your significant other...so I've been told.
CupcakeSocial
I have this unnerving panic when I sleep up against the wall. Especially if the sheets are tucked under the mattress.
nousernamesavailable
That sounds completely sane lol
Gianttesticlemonster
25 and still have a corner bed.
RequiemsRose
don't dis the corner bed, I feel much safer with a wall to my back and my husband between me and the door.
Blze001
Corner bed in my room would be up against a window, so I center bed.
Pheralg
burglar comes from the window, steps in, "Ouch!", Burglar:"ok thx bye"
previoustopcomment
pretty sure it has to do with drafts, I change how my room is setup in the winter because the window is cold.
derekjohn
It's because adults make their beds every so often, teenagers have servants to do it for them and don't care about the practicalities.
Kwhatevergal
What servants?
derekjohn
parents, more often than not.
newtwerltodr
my bed is currently in the corner and I only smash with one-nighters & I like the space in my room by having my bed in the corner
coolguy4206969
There's so much room for activities
Crispymorgan
I'm tempted to move my bed into the corner to see if my life gets better again.
Incubator
I feel like there's multiple explanations for this including the ones already mentioned; but I would roll out of my bed when I was little.
Incubator
So my mom put my bed in the corner so my odds of falling out were cut in half. I woke up to hitting my head on the floor a LOT before that.
Frothington
Corner bed adults unite.
rattlebone10
I'm with you!
CherryEmpress
Yeah, my husband and I recently pushed our bed against the wall to make more space, and it's great.
hiig
There are dozens of us!
InboxMeYourBunnyRabbits
Dozens!
NurseFeelgood
We don't use a frame, so I scoot out the bottom.
DerpyBabu
Yeaaaahh. Cuz i tend to fall...
AnAccountToPostThis
Hello, it makes room for all the other shit I can actually afford now. If I need to bang I don't mind climbing over someone in the morning.
UnhipDruid
Specially designed room corner reporting in. Legit my room hasa raised section to hold a bug mattress against the wall.
kansasreign
"adults"
ShesGotASerratedEdge
ployerwan
With my bf or not, I need to sleep against a wall so the monsters only have one path of attack to me.
skirtwearingdude
That scene in Ernest Scared Stupid messed me up for life.
HolliBerri
This was my thought process until my bf took the wall spot and left me vulnerable to the monsters.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
I've never been able to put that into words before. Thanks
EmeraldLight
Ex was visiting, we watched scary movies, he declared it was my 'turn' to sleep on the outside. Asked him if it was so I would be eaten by
EmeraldLight
zombies first. He agreed. Thanks a lot, asshole ex -.-
trainsrule
My other half needs to be by the wall do she doesnt roll out...
Pheralg
roll out? is she an Autobot?
mymistake4coffins
yes - through your bf first!
GavinScreaming
Unless it's the Stranger Things monster and it comes straight out of the wall
Undexterous
You are prepared for it all. Well done
SecretlyASiberianHusky
Literally same. I haven't had a middle wall bed for years.
whosgotamatch76
Two. There are two paths of attack.
SaudisInAudis
But then you're cornered..
Pheralg
no, you have your back covered
mormonator12
Yeah but you then have no escape path.
YouwontlikewhatIhavetosay
Sure they do. While the monsters are distracting munching on their S.O. they make a run for it over them and out of the room.
YouwontlikewhatIhavetosay
It's like the old bear thing. You don't have to outrun the bear, just the person you're out with.
NotAPervert
Rifle between the wall and the bed, so intruders can't see it
WhoEvenCaresAboutNames
I tell this to my fiance every time he asks to switch sides.
soupizgud
what about the creepy bugs that climb the wall and sneak in your pajamas at night?
ByeBuzz
obv they don't exist
LePetitDino
Blankets.
ruferto
spider bro protec
PhantomWang
But he also attac
RabbiRothschildren
spider bro bit me in my sleep not too long ago. I'm reevaluating our relationship now.
IOnlyFavoriteDickButtAndImNotEvenMad
Spider bro was on my hat as I left for work last week. I freaked out and punched him to death. RIP spider bro.
ruferto
he also attac for midnight snac
Verelse
It’s so two people can use it. Corner bed =forever alone.
Cerinna
Indeed. I also still (have to) live with my mom.
druu
/a/Ckwm6 BULL FUCKING SHIT
HandsomeJackBlack
What is going on with those walls
druu
First we ran out of paint. Then we grew to like it xD
TR1SH
Had bed in the center when I was single. Corner bed when I moved in with bf. I like cuddles and being against the wall. It's cozy to me.
waityoucansayANYTHINGontheinternet
Sideways in the middle of the big wall. Now you have common ground
HandsomeJackBlack
You can have a nightstand on either side
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Corner= I’d shove her off the bed a million times a night if it wasn’t in the corner
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Can confirm. Had corner bed when I met first girlfriend. Moved to new apt a few months later and arranged bed in center.
GodEmperor0fMankind
My bed is in a corner with my dresser on the other side. There's one way in. One way out.
JustlikeGodintended
We keep it in the corner so I can escape to the crevise in the night
bigbowliofravioli
I'm married and we have a corner bed. MYTH BUSTED
memorminey
Then you're not adults hahaha
MagicalPoppies
We have a corner bed because our house is too damn small.
XrectifyX
Two words. BUNK BEDS! So much room for activities.
Sickeroni
that explains a lot
suzukibod
I have a corner bed ????
seanmillion
Also, when you have your own place, your bedroom doesn't have to contain everything you own =P
upvotehypnotoad
Exactly.
Krimper
And also so it's easier to change the sheets and make the bed (which only happens when you change the sheets)
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
you got me there!
mistaopportunity
I like the corner cause I can nuzzle into it.
TickleMyUlcer
I do the same :3
MegaCreep69
I got a middle bed last year, no pussy in my lifetime.
governmentgavemeagun
Maybe if you changed your username. And stopped wearing a tag with it on your chest...
willemdafoeindrag
We have a corner bed. But that's because if I have a corner I'll roll off it.
littlesquishablecake
my partner and i have our bed in the corner, there's just more space that way (seemingly)
iamahighfunctioningsociopath
But what about the implications? The person on the wall side can't leave.
Yulala
We did a corner bed 1 year. I just climbed over him. I just copied my cat's way if doing things. He moved it to the middle when we moved
iarmit
nah, she just climbs over me and (mostly) avoids kneeling on me. Then again we're only corner-bed because the room is too small
funkmoth
Our bed is in the corner because there is no definitive master bedroom, all the bedrooms in my house are relatively small.
notme222
My first guess is "because it's a bigger room". But the "two people" explanation makes sense too.
AnaFin
My husband and I had a corner bed for like, 12 years. It's a bigger room thing for us.
Listenhereyouwookieesonofabitch
Haha well you're wrong because I'm all alone....wait......yeah bigger room.... totally...
calcifear
Also, you stop wanting to fuck around every time you make your bed; it's just easier if you can walk three sides.
GrandmaSlappy
It's neither, it's because it looks nicer (mainly) and also it's easier for older people to walk to one side than to crawl to it.
governmentgavemeagun
Older? The VERY FIRST time someone gotta climb over the top of someone to go for a piss at night, is when you realise you need side access.
GrandmaSlappy
Haha by older I mean other side of college student basically
McGreed
In my case there might be two people, but one is apparently under my bed and breathing heavy when the light turns off, so the corner it is.
IgniaEternale
I think it's also psychological. Beds become the centerpiece of our minds and thus the bedroom- because of what we do in them?
thesmelge
Sleep and cry pathetically.
Counterfit
Lay awake at night, agonizing over that missed flirtatious hint from 20 years ago.
afterdinneromelets
In my case, it's the 2-person thing. When I had my own room/bed, it was always in the corner. Moved in with BF and the bed's in the middle.
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
Moved in with my bf. Room is still too small for the middle bed, so we're still climbing over each other every night and morning.
afterdinneromelets
That sounds like it could either be really fun or really annoying, depending on what kind of mood you're in.
terribleadvicecommentor
I think I'd prefer this if I were in a committed relationship, sounds like free cuddles before bed and in the morning to me
flover
Until you have to pee 4 times in the middle of the night. Then you hate them.
terribleadvicecommentor
Maybe get yourself checked out, that's not healthy