meowmeowkittymeowmeoww
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"Fuck you Hetty you wee bitch, im sick of draggin your arse all around the house only for you to get difficult and get stuck on every friggin drawer or some shit...i'll smash you!
Does anybody else get hoover rage??
Look at her wee smug fukin face
TheRealGL
Yes! Yes! I’ve got the smug little cunt, Henry. Every door frame, the edge of the fucking bed, round the sofa, the coffee table.
TheRealGL
His smirking bastard face begs for me to sling him down the stairs. Begs me to smash him fucking senseless with his own sucking pipe.
TheRealGL
I’m so happy I’m not alone with my murderous thoughts. He is a good hoover though... :-)
meowmeowkittymeowmeoww
Yes! I am not alone! I'd smash her only she is a great little hoover too :)