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Baromian
Isn't one of these the idea behind the show baller.
DaltonReep
The KFC one is pointless it's not super hard to figure out the ingredients. It's the ratio of said ingredients that is the most important
AgentDucky42
In case anyone wanted to see #6 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeToSBKcSA
lamillli
2. Nigeria was the least affected country in west Africa with the Ebola outbreak and WE actually beat it(7 deaths total)..the more you know
burritojerk
the serial killer picking up a serial killer hitch hiker was done in a movie called I SAW THE DEVIL
vvonneguts
Serial killer pickup up a serial killing hitch-hiker was done in Masters of Horror
wisher1977
Treadmill one is actually a pretty damn good idea.
cyndercat
Nah, pushes people to go beyond their limits risking injury. Sometimes you need to stop. Hardest part of workout is getting started anyway.
magila
I actually do a similar one for my workouts. I walk 5 miles from my house and I have to finish my workout to get back home.
lamillli
the Nigerian/Ebola one is stupid cos 1. stereotypes.. (the Nigerian email scam originates mostly from Europe and Asia and not Nigeria)
bananatoast
Who sees a cemetery that way? I mean, planting stuff is fine but graveyards are beautiful.
littlemirrorsatourfeet
I agree completely!
Sm9yCg
No comment about the chemtrail one?
MrPorcupine
This for #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-xw-DSUMRg
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
xXR3bb1tSl4y3rXx
The problem with the KFC one is that you still don't have the amounts, rendering the gathered information practically useless.
KillingTheJoke1
When I try to slip things under plates, I generally get kicked out
MorganFreemason
No one is going to say anything about #1?!?! That is literally not a stroke of genus.
FiltonFencer
*a sitcom about a serial killer picking up a serial killer
chiodoschicka
There's actually a short story with this exact premise called Serial
velocirapstar21
Sounds like Masters of Horror s01 e11 "Pick Me Up". A truck driver serial killer and a hitchhiking serial killer fight over a victim.
GurdleSnoof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeToSBKcSA
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Wikipedia: Masters of Horror - Pick me up
robogeek78
And each episode is them attempting to kill the other one and failing miserably... Almost if they rolled a 1 every time
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
They would probably form a bond tho, and make a little killer union. Serial killers have preferences that one another probs dont fit :)
enderlord99
A horror-sitcom! Or maybe a horror-action-dramedy...
dsflyer
This is the plot of Dexter.
fitlex
It would have a Tucker and Dale vs Evil feel to it
irritabletom
That hitchhiking story has kinda already been done. Bradbury short story.
Jumacao
I'd pay first class seating money to see that "marry me" restaurant result.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Not many gravestones are made of cement. Most are natural stone of some sort.
mpf312
Do you want haunted forests??? Cause that is how you get haunted forests!!!
caseyyousoon
There is already a story about a serial killer picking up a hitchhiking serial killer, it's called "Serial". A very interesting short story.
crayolahappy
Last one. Mel Brook's movie Life Stinks
CreamAndShit
The last one..how long before Bear throws in the towel and drinks his piss?
cscourteous90
Now would he see that as throwing the towel in or merely having a refreshing beverage?
cufflinxx
They did make the last one- it's called "Rich, famous and homeless" http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00lfhhx
SophisticatedPhallus
Two hours. Basically once he has to piss, he's drinking it.
dannicusrex
Mmmmmm. Sterile perfection.
thedarkcanuck
Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny did this in a seperate show, in Vegas. He was surprisingly successful.
mrmayortheiv
No, that's how he starts
wigglefluffticklebum
On the helicopter on the way in.
cheeseguy3412
The question is... if he does this in Flint, is drinking his piss better or worse then drinking more local water?
spacemannspliff
probably better, actually. Urine is sterile, lead-water will kill you
JuanDiabloDeLaNoche
This situation in flint Michigan has really made me lose faith in this country, and humanity. State gov>fed gov my ass. Shame!
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
I would need that to be a 1000 dollar treadmill, I can easily see myself saying fuck it to 100 buck
fitlex
That's an impressive level of commitment to lack of commitment.
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
I try.
hardytardigrade
I'm not sure if I did the Valentine's Day one right, I am now Mormon
AncientDonkey
There was an episode of Masters of Horror called Pick Me Up that was pretty close to the serial killer one.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Cool, that was my favorite out of these. Going to have to check it out.
hayllyn
Check out the movie I Saw the Devil. Amazing movie with a similar scene, but the whole movie is worth watching.
ErinFromTheOffice
Very few people are allergic to common herbs and spices - which is why they don't have to be specifically listed in ingredient info.
Cypheri
My stepfather is allergic to rosemary. Sucks, too, because it's one of my favorite herbs.
AnaCadabra88
I'm allergic to Star Anise. It's not listed ever, but it's only really used in Chai tea, Thai food, and Vietnamese food, so it's not too bad
AstralMoogle
I'm deathly allergic to onions. Garlic too. It's sucks, I have to cook agonist everything from scratch. Spaghetti especially.
AstralMoogle
*almost
whatabeautifulchaos
A friend of mine from college is VERY allergic to cinnamon. What's hilarious about it is her name is actually Cinnamon. Not a joke/lie.
EverythingThatFallsToTheGroundIsMine
Make her do the cinnamon challenge. Watch her die. Then run errands and go about your day.
MimzytheBun
What wonderful/horrifically ironic naming powers her parents had.
whatabeautifulchaos
She's actually named after her mom. So I guess blame the grandparents?
whatabeautifulchaos
She also hates it when people make the stripper name jokes at her.
PhilippeFalloppe
That serial killer one though... Two people's separate twisted, murderous paths cross by chance, each thinks the other is their next victim
redrovered
Not the same, but would-be victims killing rapists/killers has been explored in movies like Last House on the Left and I Spit on Your Grave.
TheStealthHippopotamus
It sounded awesome to me too
QuarterLifeCrisis11
I'm not usually a big horror fan, but I would watch the shit out of that movie.
PhilippeFalloppe
I know, right!
hayllyn
There's a movie called I Saw the Devil where a scene like this happens. Serial killer gets in the car with two other killers. Genuinely 1/2
HoodsBalls
Yeah! Is this the movie with the guy that slices that dude's Achilles tendon with a scalpel?
CirdanShipweigh
Yep
hayllyn
2/2 all around good movie, honestly. About a man whose wife is murdered and he makes the killer's life hell. Would recommend.
HoodsBalls
That scene was super intense, I was trying to recall the name the other day.
theicklestone
Or. OR. INSTEAD OF BURYING BODIES PUT THEM TO GOOD USE IN MEDICAL RESEARCH AND SHIT. Seriously. God DAMN.
ahillview
I'll agree
theicklestone
You probably don't need to be convinced, but you should check this out anyway. It's amazing. http://www.radiolab.org/story/grays-donation/
aprilludgateduire
I don't think we need THAT many bodies
notthatdrunk
Lol could you imagine
theicklestone
We do. We absolutely do. We could do so much amazing shit if there were cheaper, more accessible human remains.
Lenton
At a camp I attended at a university there was an opportunity to sketch cadavers. Only artists were allowed due to the shortage. (1/2)
Lenton
The students studying med don't get to see a body until 3rd or 4th year, if they passed the correct hurdles, above achieving that year. 2/2
aprilludgateduire
I worked with cadavers my first year of college in anatomy
Lenton
Your people are more generous with their corpses, I envy you :)
MyBloodTypeIsRaguExtraChunky
Can anyone explain why we don't do the gravestones orchid one? Seems like a pretty good idea.
anitabieror6
voodoo spells where your soul gets stuck in a tree for eternity
IAMBRENDEN
Because nobody wants fruit from a tree fertilized by a human corpse
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grumpatsurrisrex
I feel like this is a big fat lie, but don't have any motivation to look it up myself.
owmyribs
I know some places that do. My father-in-law is in a "memorial forest" where the ashes of the person are used to help a tree grow.
blitherypoop
There's a company in Sweden that's working on a way to do it w/o disease/contamination risks.
GoDDstopper
I wanna be shot out into space.
notthemostresponsiblepersonyouvemet
My grandma has a tree instead. She was buried in a biodegradable coffin too. They've had to replace the tree twice because it keeps dying :/
RoundThreeFIGHT
Some graves get dug up to bury other family members beneath them. Some whole cemetery lots get dug up and moved.
ForkOfTerror
So, no one else is concerned about a forest full of trees with bones randomly creeping out of them? Just me?
ohmegatron
Lol that's not how trees work.
eagle193
Some cemeteries were meant to be like public parks. When young, my grandparents' family would pay their respects, then go have a picnic.
Chixiepixie
Roots could wrap around the coffin and drag the body up as it grows
hahadix
That would be awesome
Chixiepixie
*brutal gif
ohmegatron
Vandalism. Heedstones can be replaced, but it takes about 5 years for a tree to grow to where its hard to destroy.
CerberusR
Orchids are creepy enough without having the dead buried under them.
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
All well and good until one of those trees falls/gets knocked over. Then you've got a bunch of roots/rotting remains to clean up
InfinitusEquitas
Cremation... or biodegradable coffins and no embalming... by the time a tree is knocked, if it's knocked over, just some bones.
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
Good point. On the other hand: SKELETON TREES
InfinitusEquitas
Sounds awesome! Where do I sign up?
Ultimatty
There would only be some bones left. Everything else would have been decomposed and absorbed by the trees roots.
wildmansam
That's cool and all until the symbolic tree of your dead family member gets termites and rots from the inside out. Explain that to the kids.
FouqYou
My father and grandmother had a long running joke about my grandpa's casket warranty. Different strokes.
kukbert
Well, headstones get knocked over by fuck heads all the time so no real difference there.
littlegingerone
Thats what I want to do... At least with my Ashes or something... It's a nice idea
TheThingNoNotThatOne
1) Headstones identify bodies. Hard to do that with a tree. 2) Invasive species. 3) need way more space for roots. 4) Much harder to 1/2
beearewhyayyenn
2/2 have sex with corpses 5) Trees eat people
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Thanks for clearing that up. Informative.
calcleric
Cant argue with that +1
TheThingNoNotThatOne
exhume/move the body if necessary. 5) Would fuck up the graves of people who don't want a tree marking them. There's probably more. 2/2
luckycharms4life
These are all fantastic. Kudos to your great list of reasons.
JapanGuyJoe
I have to disagree with everything that isn't the point about the roots. I'd rather there not be space wasted preserving bodies >>
JapanGuyJoe
>> now that cremation is such an accessible technology
NotoriousPNG
They do here in the UK. I've seen several when hiking, but there are rules. Such as you can't have one within a certain distance of a river.
AmyWooInMyShoe
My grandpa is buried in one, we weren't allowed anything metal in the grave so had to have a special woven coffin for him!
NotoriousPNG
It's by no means widespread but it is a thing.
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NotoriousPNG
I always assumed it was just the rotting biological material that you become. Diseases and whatnot.
jms10
What if you exclusively listened to country.
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sylentdragon
Ouch
YesImProductive
Bravo +1 (but I'm still gonna listen to it)