The reaction of Tide executives seeing an increase in sales due to the Tide Pod Challenge

Jan 15, 2018 7:07 AM

MRW I’m AGE on Swing Shift on Friday and get a call for a round robin on a -60 while I’m playing Super Smash Bros but I can’t decide if I should refill it, or just bring them another one and refill them both later

We're too many anyway. Less stupid people on the planet.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Tide Pod Challenge is prettaay prettaaaayyy prettaaayyyy stupid if you ask me.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone make up a new challenge to make these ppl arop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darwin is having a field day with this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope they come out ewith a strawberry one soon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm tide of this nonsense, tide!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, they've made plenty of warnings to the public and on the bag, so no one can really sue them. At this point it's natural selection

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ERM... Theres a fucking tide pod challenge

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"When your 50th favorite state is about to get nuked , but you had a good front 9"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ancient Chinese secret eh?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone who intentionally (not the old folks who do it by accident) eats a laundry tab thingie, you deserve to die.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

never heard of this, but I'm going to assume it's eating them, or sticking them up your butt

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lol that had me chucking. It's a challenge for eating them. Both options are/seem horrific.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a little disappointed, but also relieved by that answer, I suppose :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine it hurts their bottom line because one pod doesn't go far for laundry, but for eating? It's a lifetime supply!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Decrease the surplus population

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say: let Darwinism do its thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. They gonna chase it down with softener next...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do not eat Tide Pod-Chan https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSvQObHU0AAVaIu.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hmm, yes. Chaos is pleased...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm only 20% surprised this is a thing. I must be getting jaded.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the tidepod challenge?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Google

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Maybe I'm asking because i want to hear it from someone i love ;*

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Darwinism at its finest

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When someone actually ingests it

8 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 0

The real tide challenge is to open it and dab the liquid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if I was an executive I’d react more along these lines

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 4

Until the lawsuits happen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Don't even know why someonw downvoted you, this one's a beaut!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the new plague I heard we needed?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain the challenge?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just need to stop making them look so god damn delicious and this will all go away.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if it helps the kids clean up their language, I'm all for it...

8 years ago | Likes 573 Dislikes 4

I don't got that bad of a mouth do I? Fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt shooby dah do wop..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, they can't have bad language if they're dead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You all need to stop fornicating around with all all that bovine excrement you Sphincter covers

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahahhahahahahahahahhhahaha fuck no.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

in fairness, they never swear again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking agree. Too much shitty language out there. Assholes...

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 6

Thank that shithole called the Whitehouse.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 18

Watch your fucking language, you cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Eat my ass you fuck stain!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Get your goddamb filthy tongue out of my good Christian server

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Do not profane the Lords name on this here Christian app, asshat

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You need to calm the fuck down.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tide Pod Challenge sounds like a made up thing older folk THINK kids are doing but aren't. I just thought it was a meme from an article 1

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Yea this all smells like a 4chan prank to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

saying adults (and not children) were eating the pods. Elderly adults, especially those with dementia. /end

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There's video footage of kids doing it. I'm sure it is not that many but some kids are doing it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[deleted]

[deleted]

8 years ago (deleted Jan 15, 2018 12:10 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Your comment chain here makes me think of the Major Boobage episode from South Park.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, nevermind. Snopes says it is true.... Fucking wat.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What’s the tide pod challenge?

8 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 3

just put challenge behind it and it goes around!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll stick with my bath salts, kids these days.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Me too, I learn so much here. The important stuff

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The 2018 Darwin Olympic games

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Teens are literally eating laundry detergent pods because it's a challenge because its not safe. Just another thing idiots are doing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The forbidden fruit...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best summed up as; play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

its where they dare people to wash their clothes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

A new method of strengthening the gene pool.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darwinism in effect.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Natural Selection doing it's thing.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I'm not actually sure but it seems like it has something to do with the memes about eating tide pods

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Kids eating those colorful laundry detergent capsules. It's every bit as stupid as it sounds.

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Wait... they know that that is really bad for them?? Right?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Then they win the challenge and successfully kill themselves, a millenial's dream.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe they're hoping they'll win a Darwin Award

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An odd life goal

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly don't know, but at this point I don't think either answer would make the situation any less horrifying.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People are literally eating dishwashing-liquid casuals.....

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Safer than the formal dishwashing-liquids

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Filthy plebs. A real kid would eat fishing worms, crayons, or paste.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, at least they won't be filthy casuals

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Nice +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When did people get so f-ing stupid

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Always been stupid. Social media just made it more obvious and gave it a place to breed

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Let me introduce you to a documentary called ‘Idiocracy’.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is it on Netflix??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thing is, people don't get stupider. The stupidity is just MUCH more visible thanks to social media.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically, you wash a load of clothes with tide pods and another load with a different detergent and see which comes out better.

8 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 13

I wish.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait... They did have a marketing campaign like that, didn't they? or was that some other laundry detergent brand?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

no

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 14

yes!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Maybe?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Quite

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stupid kids are putting laundry detergent pods in their mouths and eating them. Just for shits and giggles. Not necessarily in that order...

8 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 3

They arnt kids.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Natural selection works in mysterious ways.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

This sounds like a 4chan prank.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Bleach and ammonia cleans fursuits so good it even kills the furry.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

People that stupid don't need to be in the gene pool. I approve.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s mostly adults that I’ve seen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait... they know that that is really bad for them?? Right?

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Shhhhhh! Just let natural selection do it's part.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Of course they do but kids and some adults are fuckin stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Well, those that survive do. not sure if there’ve actually been any deaths so far but its basically eating poison so darwin awards to all

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

Poison and a copious amount of salt...

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Cant find any Videos from YOutube anymore. Kinda wanted to see stupid people doing stupid stuff. I think YouTube has taken down all of them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except Some stupid clickbait videos.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll have to check but I think it’s actually more adults eating them than kids.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Which is frightening and upsetting, given that these people may have already bred...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Which is frightening and terrifying, given that these people may have already bred...

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Terrifying or upsetting? Make up your mind!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's meant to be upsetting. I thought I deleted the "terrifying" comment, as it's too similar to "frightening"...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the challenge part? Really curious.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Staying alive and in a non-vegetative state.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As far as I can tell, the main aim is to not bleed out from the anus and die

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Best use of this gif I’ve seen in ages

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0