After taking a good 15 hours to get as far as the blood starved beast in Bloodborne.....i can relate

Jan 13, 2017 3:24 PM

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Super sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKIiUsbOO24

Oh it is definitely possible to be bad at watching movies. Falling asleep/trying to talk while it's playing, for one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

try combat in elite dangerous. it's fucking hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are these gifs? They would have worked as static images. Or even one long gif.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was once an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, technically, all those instances would make the activity a game (maybe not video) and then it's the same as the video game - challenge

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why I don't play video games

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He took a legitimate arguments about the positives of difficulty levels and exclusion in the medium and made it a comedy skit? Why...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Form of entertainment" is more apt than "art form." Not to knock video games, but if you are shit at piano, you don't just advance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it in his voice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one is a good idea for a video game. Like Guitar Hero, but with dancing. If you don't dance well, the music goes to shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can be bad at consuming other media. It doesn't stop you getting to the end, but you don't get the full depth of experience.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking M Bison

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there are a few flaws with that logic, one of them is art, you can be bad at art and people will criticize your work. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there are choose your adventure books have some level of punishment if you get the bad ending 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's excellent

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not sure if ya beat the BSB but he can be cheesed very easily with fire paper and the summon. If you want to solo it though 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spamming fire paper, molotovs, blood cocktails and antidotes make it way easier

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has this dude ever read a "choose your own ending book", cuz I die all the fucking time in those bastards too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You still get an ending though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also if you're blind or deaf you're probably not great at watching a movie or listening to an album

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh My God. Blood Starved Beast gave me a hell of a time. Anyone have any tips?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you spend half a movie on a smartphone, you're officially bad at watching movies.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I've been a gamer since I was 5 (26 now) and I still suck royally at a lot of games.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is why i cheat like a mother fucker

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gamers always find arguments to why games are good. Gaming addiction is real though, and I've seen it destroy people. The internet only

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shows the good sides about gaming, or at least gamers only choose to see the good sides

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dara O'Briain

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Youll love gehrman then. He tends to make a mess of one's asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Simon's Bowblade makes easy work of him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easier than Maria or fucking Ludwig.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is great i never truly looked at it as a art form more as a skill, you have to get good at the game to enjoy the game, 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember playing super mario bros on the NES and i was bad at it, my old brother had to show me the rest of the game, 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you have games like Battlefield 1, CodAW, Titanfall, CSGO, bloodbourne, alot of cut throat games that show how bad you really are

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah and dark souls, and darkest dungeon are other games that show that as well

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other part of the art form is what you bring to it. Practice, try new things, and above all... Git gud!

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Git gud or get rekt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

And don't forget knife only runs!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait what? Nonono. There are plenty of ways to be bad at reading a book. The only difference is that the game hinders progress.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Same with movies, my dad is so annoying to watch movies with, he never undesrtands shit. And he always pauses it to go (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get the jumper cables and beat the shit out of me.(2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That escalated quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Im completely iliterate so I am unable to read even the simplest lf books.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blood starved Bitch as I call him is my least fave boss in any game, ever.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have never hated another boss as the Blood-Starved Beast. Took me 8 tries o beat him, and I still couldn't tell you how I won.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throw Pungent Blood Cocktails at the wall. Or dodge under the arm he swings with. Whichever seems more convenient.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah dude, I just hate the third phase. He always does that cheesy leap-grab-bite that literally one shots you. He's just a cheap bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bloodborne was kind of easy no lie. I think the hardest boss for me was Amygdalla and just because she kept landing on me.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

I feel like all the Soulsborne games are pretty doable for anyone who can tolerate smashing their head against a brick wall a few times.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have mercy on the poor bastard!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dude said he had trouble killing BSB and put the game down cause he might hate it afterwards! No mercy for the weak!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hardest enemy in Bloodborne was the camera.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking nailed it. I would roll around like a mad man trying to find where the enemy is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the bigger bosses you have to go unlocked and adjust the camera using 'the claw'

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How old is Bloodborne?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

probably three years or so i'd guess

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive kinda abandoned it for a while as after eventually killing BSB i'd had enough and figured if i kept playing i'd grow to hate it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try some coop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try some coop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you sound like you need to git gud.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Its get not git,and good, not gud. I never understood the twats that decided to call it "git gud" anyway, i digress, blow it out your ass

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Don't hate cause you suck.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

"Git gud" is unique to Bloodborne/ Dark Souls, that's why. "Get good" applies to anything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well... hand a 3rd grader Ulysses and Dark Souls. The effect will be the same "I can't get past the first part."

9 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 3

"third grader"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I basically can't beat Thomas Pynchon, omfg.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hand dark souls to most grown adults and you'll get the same result

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because someone can read it doesn't mean they get the full experience from it, adults included.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just because someone can beat a game doesn't mean they get the full experience from that either.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but they'll probably keep trying with dark souls

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Meaning that the art form is LESS punishing, right? A lower barrier to entry, which goes against what this comic is saying.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

That's not a comic, that's gifs of some fat guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a good point

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

To be fair that's relative. As a (technical...) adult it's gone backwards for me, Bloodborne made me ragequit, but now reading's not boring

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly certain I would have a harder time reading Ulysses. Joyce never appealed to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a third-grader, maybe. I gave up on Dark Souls when I realized the controls were retarded. I thought Ulysses was a pretty good read.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tend to agree with you. I prefer to set my games to Novice and my literature to Adept or Expert.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have been trying to beat The Silmarillion for 10 years now.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Do it! It's well worth it. It's a mythology book, written by a true master of language. How far did you get?

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

try listening to it on tape! that's how my boyfriend and his dad got through it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do it! It's well worth it. It's a mythology book, written by a true master of language. How far did you get?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Silmarillion is great, but you might want to try The unfinished tales or Children of Hurin beforehand.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God, why, it's like reading Genesis.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It *is* Genesis.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genesis is just boring. It's more like trying to read Revelation. Complete semi-coherent what-the-fuckery.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was referring to all the x, son of y, son of n, brother of m, boring stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, it does have the begat litany. I retract my criticism.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this dude, but I hate when comedy is done with that kind of microphone.

9 years ago | Likes 640 Dislikes 31

Some people (to me) always feel like they're trying a bit hard or preaching when using a mic. They gesticulate too much.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he is too energetic for a handheld, and moves around so much that a clip on would rub and cause noise.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

He gestures a lot, it makes it frees up one of his hands

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, those Americans and their phallic object obsessions.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a sound engineer, me too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which one wins?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

It definitely changes the aesthetic. Williams would use a clip-op because he was so dynamic. That was better, I think.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He used a pedestal mic in DC mostly as a prop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1: A Danish comedian made almost an entire show about that same thing, where he can say what he wants when he "hides" behind the handheld

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2: and then he switches back to the mounted one, where you can feel it becomes much more personal

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jonatan Spang?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hvem var det? Længe siden jeg har boet hjemme i DK, så kender ikke alt det nye

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nej anden, i Anders så vidt jeg husker :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is wholly an American thing. U guys like the microphone

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think you're right. But I prefer this kind of mic. Reginald D. Hunter, Eddie Izzard, Micheal McIntyre, all these great comics use that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I love izzard but I saw him a few years ago at the O2 and he went over the line of mania and just lost it on stage. Completely lost it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When did Michael McIntyre become a comedian?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is amazing how different a mic can have on a show. Like a handheld one can be a prop for certain bits to illustrate stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

Lee Evans is the fucking master at this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like Bo Burnham's bit about looking at the perfect dick at the urinal

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mostly genitals

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

[Bo Burnham stares with intense music]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Show me your genitals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put em on the glass. Put yo tittays oh the glasss

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like it turns it into a motivational speech or TED talk..

9 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 4

Haha, can't unfeel this now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I legit thought that's what this was at first because of the mic

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or a Britney Spears concert.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I was going to say Bobby Brown concert but was worried my reference would be to out of date.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's your prerogative

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0