This looks like fun. 

Aug 31, 2017 7:12 AM

Mario Kart IRL

Source https://www.instagram.com/p/BYb-OVzjR_j/?taken-by=get.sendy

I'd NEVER do that without elbow pads.

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I'm taking my turtle shells and banana peels with me

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Reminds me of this ancient relic

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I didn't see the word "poomp" when they landed.

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something something mario cart

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GAS GAS GAS, I WANNA STEP ON THE GAS.

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Oooooh, I SO want to do this!

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Man, I would die. I wanna do it!

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C'est la luge de montagne au Mont-Tremblant ! It's the mountain go-kart in Mont-Tremblant, Québec, Canada !

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Ayyyyy I thought so! haven't been there in yeaars

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butt is clenched

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How people drive on the freeway

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This Rotorua?

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yes

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Til someone throws a blue shell.

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And friendships are ended. Forever.

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Today I Lea...oooooh ... UNTIL someone throws a blue... got it...yah...

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TIL that Monet also painted gifs

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Well, that's like, just your impression, man.

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Kiwi mario kart. Done it twice now. Love it ????

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Another quality post by abortedfetusnecrophiliac

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Use the big-boy voice. :)

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What the fuck is this and where the fuck is this? Answer as I pack my bags.

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How many die a year ?

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Holy fuck that username is glorious!

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F-Zero '17?

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Aaaaand the song from Big Blue will be in my head all day now.

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Rotorua NZ?

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Hey I did this there

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Wtf is this

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Hey there's @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac !!! How's it been?

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That freaks me out. Ya'll be haulin' on some tiny little wheels.

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No elbow protection, no knee protection, and the curb on that track, damn

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Imagine hitting a rock or piece of glass and sending it flying into someone's face or eye

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First place winner gets a free neck brace.

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Same could be said for OP's username.

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I wouldn't trust a go kart I didn't build myself

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I wouldn't trust a go kart I did build myself...

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I wouldn't trust a go cart.

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Last time I built a go kart, it snapped in half when I was going 20mph

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Are you a man or a mouse?

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Are you a man or a schnitzel?

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Arthur Puty

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Johnny, play that one 'bout falling down th' stairs

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The guy filming must be a lot bigger than everyone else lmfao

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How is he going so much faster??

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Gopro probs on top of his helmet

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Or he's legit huge XD

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That's not what makes him go faster if that's what you mean. He did a good job of reducing collisions so he could accelerate more

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Really seems like hes doing the opppsite

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That has nothing to do with it. He rode the apexes.

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My boy scout derby car club would differ with you sir.

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Derby cars are about friction area and weight distribution.

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He's taking the corners much straighter than the group in front and thus was able to get more speed in that section. That's why he caught up

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The camera position appears to be a bit taller than the helmets of others.

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Im proud to be a NZer

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I wish I could be

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Rotovegas

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It could always be worse, you could be in hamilton

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Hey we may live in a hole, but its a nice hole

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me too!!

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We used to have one at Aussie World. It was the only ride worth going on and they deemed it too dangerous

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P. North- woooo go all blacks lol

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Kiwi pride.

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I did this when I visited New Zealand. It was amazing.

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Me n my mates had the biggest crash there, fuck it was loose

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Chur. Gonna have a crack at this on Tuesdee

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Me too. many a demolition derby were attempted on that course by my friends and I.

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Papamoa represent

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Only ever done Queenstown's one, is Rotorua's better ?

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Definitely , pretty sure they're longer tracks too

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Ye looks like!

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It looks like pain, bruises and scrapes. That's what it looks like!

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Check username

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and broken bones

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Yeah, like OP said, fun.

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You're not having fun enough if you don't hurt yourself a bit

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Bigger scars make better stories.

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Seriously speaking, at least wear gloves and elbow pads!

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Roadrash and broken bones.

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?1

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you want to live forever?pain is temporary*. (some exceptions may occur)

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The track surface is like the average skin color of everyone who has ever gone down it.

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Don't threaten ME with a good time!

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You don't go out much, do you?

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He does, you don't, seeing how you forgot RL mario kart can be dangerous.

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Going out is one thing, but those cars are something different.

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I gouged out my shin on one of these. Needed surgery & 40 stitches. You are right.

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...but was it worth it? :) Seriously though, looks like death-carting!

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Probably not worth it as did it on the first go. So didn't even get to have fun.

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Broke my wrist on mountain first time out snowboarding in Austria :( I know how you feel.Have since been back to mountains & succeeded :)

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Well considering that one day we'll be dead, I think most thinks are worth it

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When I was about 8 years old my two brothers and one of their friends raced in a league. They wouldn't EVER let me drive because 1. It was-

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Dangerous and I was the little sister, and 2. I got hurt a lot. One day they let me drive one. I ran over our neighbour, broke his leg in -

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Five places. I got a concussion. There was a knot of my forehead that was the size of a goose egg. I couldn't talk straight for two days. -

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It's been 20 years and I still have a scar and a bit of a knot on my forehead. But I have my own go cart now.

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