Mar 20, 2018 4:04 PM
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Vysh2
Fucking around in a benign manner is essential to riding a motorcycle.
Ipostwhilehigh
That’s the dance that says I just got my bike license and my first bike , and I don’t care how I look
MyName4Wine
Nicely in the exhaust fumes of cars in front of you.
lastbutalsoforgotten
Now that’s a hybrid
Cowfister
I've seen grown ass 1%ers do this shit. Traffic is really boring. Good music helps.
Daeyelle
There's a small window between ready to murder someone, and actually about to do it where I'm happy as daisies. This guy could be the same
Cereaza
furriephillips
Filtering (that’s how I know lane-splitting), would be so much safer, if the rider went slower.
Rocktrash
I make motorcycle noises to my self out loud while on my motorcycle.
DobryPolak
I’d do this all the time. Helps stretch the legs and lower back. Also it can get boring in packed traffic. Not smart to have headphones on.
thedudeabides32
This is normal when you ride motorcycles my friends. :)
MattFromTheInternet
because it's his 100th time on the frontpage?
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Riding a motorcycle in heavy traffic's like sticking your face up to a tailpipe but yeah his dancing's kinda funny i guess
Diewithasmile
Not being able to split lanes sucks
GwyllmLlwydd
how many times has this been posted....?
Lifeangel
ChipsSaltGravy
Love the high-vis gear
kapaikikala
In Hawaii, Oahu, the only bike to ride for commuting is da kine you pedal
P1K1T
I do this all the time, no lane splitting allowed up here in Canuck land
citizenkayt
I giggled.
silverbearsilver
too cute
SuperNintendoChalmers808
Ah yes our wonderful H1 parking lot. I've spent many hours contemplating my decisions in life there.
Shade169
hes not riding between cars like a douche?...inconceivable!
khannooniensings
Its called splitting you plonk, and its quite legal in a lot of places
internetfox
I'm never moving to a place where a bike has to pretend that he cannot safely fit between cars at this pace.
BinaryMuse
Right??
jmuije
If you split a lane, you deserve all the scorn you get.
'ere you go, mate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNGD9AAIfFU
SnarkyOstrich
Or he might just need to take a piss
pennymocha
Nothing like that Ewa bound rush hour on the H-1. Imagine how bad it used to be before all the highway widening
21viking
dirtyward420
when you're sitting in traffic and it's illegal to ride between cars, this is how you keep yourself entertained
TheGreatInsomniac
Have lived in many places where its legal, and never split a lane. Its fucking stupid and you should never do it.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
There is a life lessons here. Things are out of your control, all you can do is make the best from what you have been given.
Seymour974
Isnt that like 50% of the reason people chose bikes over cars though ?
TheDoctorAzAJ
In Australia you can weave between traffic if below 30km/hr
bixby66
Do people get mad at you if you just don't do it even if it's legal?
Nathanfake
also, this guy just got laid
g011um
heading back to work after a nooner
CPTNNemo
nah you ride anyway... slowly to avoid collision, but waiting like that is insane, boring and in hot weather very uncomfortable
KitKats4lyf
I had to wait for a train once, so I went and said hi to the other people and, asked them to pump some tunes!
TheJossiWales
Thank god I live in California :)
ComedyAndTragedy
For reals!
lurkmoarjono
All the time. I mock pedaling my feet on green lights at times.
bronsonville
I do that when I pass cyclists haha
syntaxxor
Ooh....I thought we just went between the cars anyway... For safety and engine heating reasons...
Goatsarepeople
In gridlock that bad I'd risk it honestly. Gonna be real hard for a cop to stop you
Hammerhead777
Till some road rage nutjob in their car blocks you and you go flying.
I said it was a risk.
frostpatches
I do that shit to bro even at stoplights
Salpinus
Illegal?!?? Sheez... In Norway the rule is to not go above 5km/h faster than the cars.
AncientSeraph
Yeah, Holland allows it as well. We have much more structured traffic, I feel.
thirdworldrepresent
could be scratchy balls tho
Hammertulski
Gas tank drumming is also super useful when you aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
servingmytimeinusersub
Incidentally, do they make helmets with like bluetooth headphones?
TheGroupWBench
They do, and they're fantastic.
Morkboosic
This.
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Not this but the comment above it
what about it?
GoddamnCaptchas
Yes
TicoGuy
It's not legal here, and yet everybody does it.
FabulousBadass
Why would you ride a mc in traffic if you couldn't split lanes?
Solkanarmy
well... that's why
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
He’s just trying to get to the twisty roads.
clevermotherfucker
Poor trip planning.
weaselodooms
It's a choice of drive my pickup which drinks more gas than wisconsin drinks beer, or ride my bike which lasts a month between refueling
deinfavorit
Because that’s the only vehicle you got?
thatoneguy357
And because it's still better than being in a car in traffic unless the weather is <45°F or >95°F .
cfw4x4
Can confirm, I rode motorcycles, have done this to amuse myself, and a bus full of kids. . . I regret nothing about it lol.
DriverZ
Not in California. It’s legal. And painful when you get squished.
JustDontCare
I personally absolutely hate when ppl cut off motorcyclist when its legal and allowed to do it. Your car is a WEAPON as well as a vehicle.
MrAlwaysRight
It's bad on both sides. Seen someone get their side view mirror broken after it got hit
Peanutchews
It's so annoying. Don't do it while cars are moving ffs I could hit you by mistake
Paperjammer
Check your mirrors! In San Diego traffic bikers tend to only lane split the #1 and 2 lanes (far left lanes). /1
/2 If in the fast lane I tend to keep left so they have more room. Lots of appreciative waves.
retgarr
That's the point, to avoid getting squished. Specifically from behind.
This. Best way to avoid getting hit is to always be on the move. Riders following cars tend to get merged in to.
itxtalone
really ? i always thought it was always illegal
bassclarinetl2
CA state takes no official position.
IW42
Incorrect since August 2016. https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201520160AB51
California had no law regarding it, therefore legal by default. AB51 was passed in August 2016, explicitly codifying it as CVC 21658.1.
pilotperson
It’s not illegal in Singapore, I found out. After an old man lost his balance and tapped my car with his bike, coming off a red light.
daqueso
from my deep Wikipedia research, CA is the only state to explicitly allow lanesplitting
[deleted]
WarlocknLoad
The truth hurts sometimes
shadetee
Everybody hurts sometimes
Wolokos
What was the post?
Xannacor
I guess we'll never know...
valen00
It's legal here, wifey still sits in traffic just because everybody changes lanes without looking or warning then gets surprised when a /
large and fairly scary lady on a bike is punching their window.
SomeGeographer
Legal here in CA. I watched a car in front of me swerve to block a bike from lane splitting by him. I laughed when the biker kicked his car.
I mean that is literally attempted murder.
Oh I hope he wraps his car around a tree. Even at 10mph, that can seriously fuck up a biker.
PewPewPewPenguin
I bet he has something good waiting for him at home.
CanadianMadCow
Tacos.
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Froppley
banani?
Bluggy
His bad dragon toy finally came in the mail?
I think thats the most likely scenario.
Tangerinespeedo6
AC and a couch.
deeptechinc
PIZZA!
igniteice
I didn't know how much I needed this gif.
fbutt09
Poonani?
l8rz
Aii, me Julie
Lilrico691
Bro he's totally gonna crush some pus
Babbadook
Dude lives in Hawaii. I bet I would be pretty happy too
itchynipz
Eh. It’s really cool for like a few weeks. Then Island fever sets in.“Oh look...yet another beach.” As gorgeous as it is, it gets old quick.
Yup, island life ain't for everyone. Definitely not for me.
I'm from Alaska, I would be fucking stoked every day.
Lol, you say that, but I’m tellin’ ya’, month after being stuck on the same little island, you’d be screaming to go back to Alaska.
Not to mention there are many “restricted” areas in Hawai’i. Oh you can go there, but the locals will make it known you are not welcome.
Got knocked on the head with a full 40oz bottle and head kicked into a curb just for being a white mainlander in wrong place and time.
LeftRightThere
Every biker has done this
But not all bikers who do this gets filmed and even fewer gets to the FrontPage!
NanashiShingo
I do it all the time =D
HerculeQ
As a biker, can confirm.
PoliticalLava
Hell, I even do this on my moped in traffic.
BklynPunisher
I do it in my car.
Run in place. Gotta do cardio whenever you can man.
Or open the door run around the car and get back in. Keeps other motorists guessing.
Vysh2
Fucking around in a benign manner is essential to riding a motorcycle.
Ipostwhilehigh
That’s the dance that says I just got my bike license and my first bike , and I don’t care how I look
MyName4Wine
Nicely in the exhaust fumes of cars in front of you.
lastbutalsoforgotten
Now that’s a hybrid
Cowfister
I've seen grown ass 1%ers do this shit. Traffic is really boring. Good music helps.
Daeyelle
There's a small window between ready to murder someone, and actually about to do it where I'm happy as daisies. This guy could be the same
Cereaza
furriephillips
Filtering (that’s how I know lane-splitting), would be so much safer, if the rider went slower.
Rocktrash
I make motorcycle noises to my self out loud while on my motorcycle.
DobryPolak
I’d do this all the time. Helps stretch the legs and lower back. Also it can get boring in packed traffic. Not smart to have headphones on.
thedudeabides32
This is normal when you ride motorcycles my friends. :)
MattFromTheInternet
because it's his 100th time on the frontpage?
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Riding a motorcycle in heavy traffic's like sticking your face up to a tailpipe but yeah his dancing's kinda funny i guess
Diewithasmile
Not being able to split lanes sucks
GwyllmLlwydd
how many times has this been posted....?
Lifeangel
ChipsSaltGravy
Love the high-vis gear
kapaikikala
In Hawaii, Oahu, the only bike to ride for commuting is da kine you pedal
P1K1T
I do this all the time, no lane splitting allowed up here in Canuck land
citizenkayt
I giggled.
silverbearsilver
too cute
SuperNintendoChalmers808
Ah yes our wonderful H1 parking lot. I've spent many hours contemplating my decisions in life there.
Shade169
hes not riding between cars like a douche?...inconceivable!
khannooniensings
Its called splitting you plonk, and its quite legal in a lot of places
internetfox
I'm never moving to a place where a bike has to pretend that he cannot safely fit between cars at this pace.
BinaryMuse
Right??
jmuije
If you split a lane, you deserve all the scorn you get.
internetfox
'ere you go, mate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNGD9AAIfFU
SnarkyOstrich
Or he might just need to take a piss
pennymocha
Nothing like that Ewa bound rush hour on the H-1. Imagine how bad it used to be before all the highway widening
21viking
dirtyward420
when you're sitting in traffic and it's illegal to ride between cars, this is how you keep yourself entertained
TheGreatInsomniac
Have lived in many places where its legal, and never split a lane. Its fucking stupid and you should never do it.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
There is a life lessons here. Things are out of your control, all you can do is make the best from what you have been given.
Seymour974
Isnt that like 50% of the reason people chose bikes over cars though ?
TheDoctorAzAJ
In Australia you can weave between traffic if below 30km/hr
bixby66
Do people get mad at you if you just don't do it even if it's legal?
Nathanfake
also, this guy just got laid
g011um
heading back to work after a nooner
CPTNNemo
nah you ride anyway... slowly to avoid collision, but waiting like that is insane, boring and in hot weather very uncomfortable
KitKats4lyf
I had to wait for a train once, so I went and said hi to the other people and, asked them to pump some tunes!
TheJossiWales
Thank god I live in California :)
ComedyAndTragedy
For reals!
lurkmoarjono
All the time. I mock pedaling my feet on green lights at times.
bronsonville
I do that when I pass cyclists haha
syntaxxor
Ooh....I thought we just went between the cars anyway... For safety and engine heating reasons...
Goatsarepeople
In gridlock that bad I'd risk it honestly. Gonna be real hard for a cop to stop you
Hammerhead777
Till some road rage nutjob in their car blocks you and you go flying.
Goatsarepeople
I said it was a risk.
frostpatches
I do that shit to bro even at stoplights
Salpinus
Illegal?!?? Sheez... In Norway the rule is to not go above 5km/h faster than the cars.
AncientSeraph
Yeah, Holland allows it as well. We have much more structured traffic, I feel.
thirdworldrepresent
could be scratchy balls tho
Hammertulski
Gas tank drumming is also super useful when you aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
servingmytimeinusersub
Incidentally, do they make helmets with like bluetooth headphones?
TheGroupWBench
They do, and they're fantastic.
Morkboosic
This.
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Not this but the comment above it
Nathanfake
what about it?
GoddamnCaptchas
Yes
TicoGuy
It's not legal here, and yet everybody does it.
FabulousBadass
Why would you ride a mc in traffic if you couldn't split lanes?
Solkanarmy
well... that's why
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
He’s just trying to get to the twisty roads.
clevermotherfucker
Poor trip planning.
weaselodooms
It's a choice of drive my pickup which drinks more gas than wisconsin drinks beer, or ride my bike which lasts a month between refueling
deinfavorit
Because that’s the only vehicle you got?
thatoneguy357
And because it's still better than being in a car in traffic unless the weather is <45°F or >95°F .
cfw4x4
Can confirm, I rode motorcycles, have done this to amuse myself, and a bus full of kids. . . I regret nothing about it lol.
DriverZ
Not in California. It’s legal. And painful when you get squished.
JustDontCare
I personally absolutely hate when ppl cut off motorcyclist when its legal and allowed to do it. Your car is a WEAPON as well as a vehicle.
MrAlwaysRight
It's bad on both sides. Seen someone get their side view mirror broken after it got hit
Peanutchews
It's so annoying. Don't do it while cars are moving ffs I could hit you by mistake
Paperjammer
Check your mirrors! In San Diego traffic bikers tend to only lane split the #1 and 2 lanes (far left lanes). /1
Paperjammer
/2 If in the fast lane I tend to keep left so they have more room. Lots of appreciative waves.
retgarr
That's the point, to avoid getting squished. Specifically from behind.
Paperjammer
This. Best way to avoid getting hit is to always be on the move. Riders following cars tend to get merged in to.
itxtalone
really ? i always thought it was always illegal
bassclarinetl2
CA state takes no official position.
IW42
Incorrect since August 2016. https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201520160AB51
IW42
California had no law regarding it, therefore legal by default. AB51 was passed in August 2016, explicitly codifying it as CVC 21658.1.
pilotperson
It’s not illegal in Singapore, I found out. After an old man lost his balance and tapped my car with his bike, coming off a red light.
daqueso
from my deep Wikipedia research, CA is the only state to explicitly allow lanesplitting
[deleted]
[deleted]
WarlocknLoad
dirtyward420
The truth hurts sometimes
shadetee
Everybody hurts sometimes
Wolokos
What was the post?
Xannacor
I guess we'll never know...
valen00
It's legal here, wifey still sits in traffic just because everybody changes lanes without looking or warning then gets surprised when a /
valen00
large and fairly scary lady on a bike is punching their window.
SomeGeographer
Legal here in CA. I watched a car in front of me swerve to block a bike from lane splitting by him. I laughed when the biker kicked his car.
valen00
I mean that is literally attempted murder.
SomeGeographer
Oh I hope he wraps his car around a tree. Even at 10mph, that can seriously fuck up a biker.
PewPewPewPenguin
I bet he has something good waiting for him at home.
CanadianMadCow
Tacos.
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Froppley
banani?
Bluggy
His bad dragon toy finally came in the mail?
Hammerhead777
I think thats the most likely scenario.
Tangerinespeedo6
AC and a couch.
deeptechinc
PIZZA!
igniteice
I didn't know how much I needed this gif.
fbutt09
Poonani?
l8rz
Aii, me Julie
Lilrico691
Bro he's totally gonna crush some pus
Babbadook
Dude lives in Hawaii. I bet I would be pretty happy too
itchynipz
Eh. It’s really cool for like a few weeks. Then Island fever sets in.“Oh look...yet another beach.” As gorgeous as it is, it gets old quick.
Hammerhead777
Yup, island life ain't for everyone. Definitely not for me.
Babbadook
I'm from Alaska, I would be fucking stoked every day.
itchynipz
Lol, you say that, but I’m tellin’ ya’, month after being stuck on the same little island, you’d be screaming to go back to Alaska.
itchynipz
Not to mention there are many “restricted” areas in Hawai’i. Oh you can go there, but the locals will make it known you are not welcome.
itchynipz
Got knocked on the head with a full 40oz bottle and head kicked into a curb just for being a white mainlander in wrong place and time.
LeftRightThere
Every biker has done this
21viking
But not all bikers who do this gets filmed and even fewer gets to the FrontPage!
NanashiShingo
I do it all the time =D
HerculeQ
As a biker, can confirm.
PoliticalLava
Hell, I even do this on my moped in traffic.
BklynPunisher
I do it in my car.
PoliticalLava
Run in place. Gotta do cardio whenever you can man.
BklynPunisher
Or open the door run around the car and get back in. Keeps other motorists guessing.