Dec 20, 2018 10:16 PM
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
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codenameRadical
Could go as high as $70B, so they've raised ... something like .01%.
WeThePeople76
Growing at 500k an hour atm
Luchingador
all mexican pesos i presume
MikeTran
Set up a new charity in trumps name! That'd work ?
rambot
Why don't they build big walls around their house to keep all the paranoid delusional out
mmurrbles
Have you heard of suburban neighborhoods? White flight? Gated.. walled off neighborhoods.
mustardcutter
Hey, wasn't Mexico supposed to pay for this?
Armag3ddon
How do you know it wasn't all Mexicans funding?
SaraFourImgur
Shhhh! Dumb people forgot that 87 news cycles ago.
RedOvermorrow
2016:"Mexico will pay for it" '17:"mexico will pay us back" '18:"i'll shut this fucker down if congress won't pay for it"
cbale2000
Even if Mexico wrote us the $25bil check tomorrow, congress still has to approve the funding appropriations.
NotTinyPancakes
They're working it off doing cleaning and stuff
LeftRightThere
Paid for by people who complain about being taxed enough already
Melonfish
Plot twist: after getting fed up with trump all the donations are from Mexico
Mozimus
To them I say Arigato
And it's a distraction campaign to give Canada time to build funds for the wall on THEIR border
Please build a northern wall Canada.
OriginalPlam
[pulls out old timey calculator] wall estimated $8-70Billion [clickclickclik] maintenance $150-750 Million/year... minus $7Million = ...umm
rivitingone
Except that the maintenance on a 1000+ mi wall is going to be insane and they're not going to keep funding it.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Do not underestimate the power of spite and xenophobia.
Minnakht
Of course not, but at least it'll leave a lasting ruin to remind us of human stupidity. If any amount of it is built, I mean.
sweetfeetpete
Look on my Works ye Mighty & despair! ... Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck ... the lone & level sands stretch far away
Grayx17
yeah i mean a giant wall made of solid material needs LOTS of maintenance
Exactly. This guy gets it.
ClemFundango
The whole thing is pork barrel. Trumps associates will get the contracts and become very, very richer.
IronBaronOfDis
0.14% of goal, way to go! LOL
letmypeoplego
And it's not even a real goal. 5 billion is a number trump made up in that meeting with Chuck and Nancy. It's really 20 billion plus
storebrandproductmascot
Guy who started it is trying to get GoFundMe to raise their max goal above $1b. Like buddy maybe wait till you get to 1% before you ask that
task702
Over 10 million in three days....LMAO
NoSirWeCallitMrCoffee
Don't forget GoFundMe's fee from it.
Solparadox
I bet GoFundMe is happy about it.
meganical
If I were them, I’d quietly transfer all those funds to something far more deserving like, Doctors Without Borders
GuapoGuayaba
wItHoUt BoRdErS?!? *MAGA SNOWFLAKE TRIGGERED*
Tankdoggy
He is a right wing nutjob wanna be congressional candidate that is sue happy and this isn't his first gofundme account
GCRust
We went from "Mexico is going to pay for it!" to having to Crowdsource it. Plus it's going to vanish anyway, either by the organizer or 1/
/2 by all the $10k port-a-potties the construction company is going to claim.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Yeah. THAT won't be misappropriated at all.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
It would be awesome if people would get together and donate this amount of money to the homeless vets in this country.
Foxhack
I would call these people stupid... but they voted for Trump, so it's already a given.
danielsan1977
Meanwhile: https://www.gofundme.com/ladders-to-get-over-trump039s-wall
5DollarFootLongg
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DontLookBackInAnger
Guy running the fundraiser: “Yoink!”
Lizaderp
I fucking would. Then just say it's been built and see how long it takes.
SlappedStupid
Did he specify details? He could probably actually build it for a fraction of this money, like out of old coffee cups & paper clips.
There's a bunch of garbage in the Pacific ocean. We could recycle it to build the wall
Yah! but retrieving that rubbish probably cost more than using proper building materials, but I like this idea. :)
ferretwrestler
I know right? It screams scamarooni
theeggmanANDthewalrus
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! Why didn’t I think of this?!?!
donotlookatthelight
.035% of the estimated $20 billion budget. Not 3.5%, 0.035%
Well they could do it on the cheap? Build it 2 inches high, out of recycled straws & bubble gum?
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
Lol so... What happened to Mexico paying for the wall. Gtfo lmfao. Trump is so stupid, he makes retarded people look bad
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
obviously the donors are mexican.
MiddleTiddy
Trump isn't stupid. He's sheisty. His followers are stupid.
I feel like he's just the world's most popular troll. This shit can't be real...
Can't he be both??
amateurgolfpro
#nailed_it
[deleted]
Okay, cool. What happened to Mexico paying for the wall?
TheFeralDog
Good question but my point for this remains true
But the comment you replied to didn't mention Trump at all.
IveNeverPooped
There's literally a picture of him on the go fund me listing.
I could put your picture on my ass doesn't make you have anything to do with my ass
How stupid are you?
Ok then enlighten me what did Trump have to do with this go fund me?
PerfectlyLeagueWell
They do realize that a billion is a thousand million, right?
I don’t think they do...
Over $10 million in three days...
if “they” = Trump Humpers at his sycophant rallies then “noooooooo”. Math is learnin’ and education is for them snobby elites!
RedError
In shortscale sure. Longscale, a billion is a million millions.
klean9
The amount they raise will be like pissin’ in the wind
or on a russian hotel mattress
cyborganism
Maybe Americans can start a go fund me project for socialised health insurance for all.
It would be voluntary, so conservatives wouldn't have a problem with it, as long as you could still buy your own. The cost is still $30tril
jolietjane
That's what Gofundme is mainly used for already
Or ads like for sponsoring starving kids in africa?.. "For the cost of just 500 cups of coffee/week, you can cover Janet's medical bills."
cqde
Enact socialist healthcare without border control, you will literally have millions of people pouring into the USA to get free healthcare.
washismycopilot
You mean like how Americans go to Mexico for dental and Canada for prescriptions?
Ber4nger10
Umm... where exactly would these people be coming from? Both countries bordering U.S already have universal health care.
sirbartonslady
you think there's no border control without Trump's wall? Are you paying attention to the baby jails at all?
You could just offer it for your citizens, right? You might lose money on a few emergencies, but people don't usually plan heart attacks...
professionalConfirmologist
I wish we would get to that point. Sadly, I feel this is a necessary steps for us: allow ppl to opt in.
You do you, etc, but you guys are fucked if you don't start looking after each other. May need an epic catastrophe to bring you all together
I agree. The division is literally killing us.
Channel5NewsTeam
The same people raising money for the wall would balk at the idea of raising money for other people
DaableJ
You're right. You spend money on your GoFundMe for health care. I'm throwing some money at the wall.
If jesus wanted y'all to have health care, he woulda turned that water into a doctor! Not a goddamn glass of wine!
highqualityraterotica
alwaysL8
It's objectively true that politically Right people give more to charity than people on the political Left so... no?
pugglesworth
It's also objectively true that you've donated to the plo and other organizations classified as terror groups by the us and its allies
sauce ? (btw: donations to their own religious cults don’t count)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=conservatives+and+liberals+giving+to+charity+in+the+USA
You don't get to determine what does and doesn't constitute a charity.
I’m not, I’m just pointing out donations to their own clubhouse are not charitable. They’re just paying the rent and the guy in a dress
LOL nice. Yeah the well off kids with rich parents fund isn't a charity.
Source?
I found sources that didnt support their claims, so I asked. Calm down princess. Unless you're the type which thinks people dont shouldnt
Interesting, considering that's kinda what socialist care is. I'd certainly be a way to get it off the ground.
dangledeez
Nah that would be like gofundme police arresting you for not donating
It's not, because you choose to donate to a gofundme. Actual socialized care, you can't opt out of paying.
I know the difference, the point is to get the ball rolling that direction.
tacticalattackterriers
I mean, insurance is in-and-of-itself a miniature model of socialism. Lots of people pay a little, in case they're part of the few who...
Except the insurance company will try to find any reason not to pay and keep the money.
...need to collect.
LeftBauer20
That's what I don't get. If you get insurance from your employer, you're using socialized health care within your health plan, and health1/2
Insurance companies take a chunk (too much sometimes) for doing some work
Silas007
Nope socialized care (i think is what you meant) would mean you wouldnt have to beg people to donate money but everyone is required to pay.
I know, but showing the # of willing participation would be a good starting point, is what I'm saying. I'd do it.
witheredspoon
he's got a point. spend your own money, not mine.
Icollecturnewds
That's funny. Welfare is taking my money even though I'm against it.
jingo11
Everyone in America feels that way about some aspect(s) of government spending.
BadJewBigChicago
This should be done for all government programs. Eliminate taxes completely.
riiiight - because anarchy and chaos are the foundation of every strong democracy
DarkZalgo
That's how you build a caste system where the poor literally will not have access to anything that will get them out of poverty.
zzzb
That's what the founders thought, but they realized that it was a stupid idea. If they didn't we'd have been demolished in the War of 1812.
I agree on a roll back to core items, but def not everything.
What core items do you actually think are being funded properly. education? health care? Seriously
Being funded properly? Probably just the damn military...but I haven't looked into the actual #s thoroughly.
are aircraft carriers “core items”? Asking for my country
Wuz314159
It's funny because by law, they can't use public funds for this, only tax dollars via the budget.
TheNewGray
It's funny because Mexico is paying for the wall.
WarDragon1984
You seem to think that Trump cares about the law.
AntaNce
https://nypost.com/2018/12/20/border-wall-gofundme-may-need-to-issue-refunds-after-millions-raised/ a pertinent quote from the article>>>>
'Specific federal agencies can’t touch this funding without a congressional appropriation.'
Christx30
No real reason they can't. You can do gifts to the US treasury. And you can specify what you want to use the money for.
JamieBugPilot
Trump will take it.
Nothing you just said is true.
Wanna bet Reps will "FOX News" the shit outta it to make it ok?
buttbuttpartywagon
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/46050494/ns/us_news-giving/t/billionaire-donates-washington-monument-repairs/#.XBqViVxKiUk been done before though
Sandyundertones
Washington Monument is owned by the Smithsonian which is a 501c3. It is just on public land.
2lurky4you
Washington monument is owned by Park service. Park service used law allowing donations to accept funds. They became public funds when 1/2
Nope, NPS didn't exist when the Washington Monument was built. It is owned by the Smithsonian.
Because it didnt exists then doesnt mean it's not owned by NPS now... which google says it is
Park service accepted them. If DHS has a law allowing them to receive donations, they can do the same. Donated funds would still prob be 2/3
Public funds unless donation statute says otherwise.
Also, gift funds can only be used if the agency that accepts them has that authority in their authorization law. Most agencies don't.
NotEven0nce
They can. The funds are gonna be used to by government bonds. https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall
no. they cannot. 'Specific federal agencies can’t touch this funding without a congressional appropriation.' link >>>
https://nypost.com/2018/12/20/border-wall-gofundme-may-need-to-issue-refunds-after-millions-raised/
Counterfit
Well, that won't accomplish their goal...
AdmJota
What do you mean? We can't use US tax dollars for this. We were supposed to make *Mexico* pay for the wall. Are they on the GoFundMe yet?
Laxeey
LOL you expect Americans, further more their politicians, to abide by the law.
Many of them do...
Dogmaponyshow
I love how its trendy to shit on America these days...yeah we are all lawless...fuck off with that shit.
Oh its trendy to shit on America for decades now. At least since Bush Sr. You just didnt notice.
It's weird, and a lot of these comments come from Americans who would be to shit scared to move out of country
Jackboot77
tax dollars ARE public funds
Also funny is Mar-A-Largo was gifted to the Federal Government to be used as a winter Whitehouse and subsequently sold to Trump who uses it!
ridge
Wait, so he paid for it twice?
AlmightyCee
Shhhh dont tell them that
These seem more like private funds than public funds, but I may not understand the semantics right.
fucktruck
Money gifted to the US Gov. Is unconditional and can he used in whatever way the govt. Sees fit. Congress decides and we're gonna have a
RdizzyC
I don't think money raised by a charity can be donated to the US government, only personal money.
I was reading about it and it can. Because they're giving it to the guy and he's technically gifting it as a single person.
Does this count as a charity? Doesn't it become personal money of whoever started the fundraiser?
Dem. Split soon and so there's no guarantee the money will be put towards a wall. Ha.
They have to raise the full amount. They won't and no money will be distributed.
That's not a given for gofundme
The guy said he would return it but apparently he has a history of doing things like this so I'm not so sure. But idk how GoFundMe works.
YesIKnowItIsAnUnpopularOpinion
I love this for a lot of unnecessary government spending items.
bigusdigus
All government should be this way.
The701
As if we don't have enough ways of laundering money legally for political ends. 501(c)(3), lookin' at you.
ozjuggler
eg WaPo cited CharityWatch report that Clinton Foundation was highly effective. The math is fine, but it counts lobbying/travel as charity!
Yeah no that'd be horrible.
I don't believe so
Absolutely, like all of those social programs that liberals want. Go for it!
tuxedobob
Yeah man, fuck public schools ever since I graduated from them!
Honestly i don't want my tax dollars going to any public school that wont teach sex ed and teaches religion as fact. So fuck some of them.
I don't *think* public schools are allowed to teach religion as fact? The rest of the specifics are more complicated; I meant it as a whole.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.mic.com/articles/amp/80179/14-states-use-tax-dollars-to-teach-creationism-in-public-schools
There was another link I posted but the url was too long sorry!
You think helping your fellow countrymen constitutes unnecessary spending?
Nope, I just prioritize it differently.
You just implied that social programs were unnecessary spending by the way you spoke in your comment though.
If you'd like the minimum wage to go up, donate to some GoFundMe page that pays poor people to be poor. Not my swim lane.
If you want women of color to have access to abortions, contraception and the like, go ahead and donate. It is not very high on my list.
If you think poor people need better access to health care, go ahead and donate. I'd prefer to not have a single payer system or to be taxed
commentsivehadafew
No way someone’s going to run off with that money
charlottadupont
I would really love to see an overview of the country of origin of the donations. I'll bet that would make interesting reading
CAAFlo
Probably a lot of fraud going on in those donations
erischilde
Cause the trump foundation is doing so well!
harambedaycare
This aged great.
Yeah not like that totally legit ladders go fund me
TRDirty
Knowing how dumb and gullible trumpsters are that's probably the intention. Google Trumpy Bear
BaBaDuuk
PersonalityFire
The guy running the GoFundMe: https://imgur.com/cAnpuHI
JiffyDealer
I like that this comment had more points* than the post (*at time of screenshot)
ThanosCanSuckIt
Ha.. dat amazon ad.. ;)
There’s nothing suspicious about my browsing history..
The dude in charge, Kolfage? Serial con artist, uses his disable vet status for dubious things. Not his first GoFundMe campaign either.
His Facebook pages were killed in a crackdown on spam, drove users to affiliate websites to earn clicks for cash on racist content and
wild conspiracy theories. Also is a known bigot using his vet status to try to get rainbow flags taken down at an Air Force base, calling
it a "perversion of Old Glory" in his scribbles for "The Blaze". Also attacked imam for speaking Arabic at Veterans Day event
Also calling and claimed without evidence that an adviser to President Obama was sympathetic to terrorists.
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
But that has never happened? How could they! They SAID... ONLINE! That they would do it! Who would just lie like that... On the internet...
deechill
Trump will
The goal is $5 billion and is a "only pay if we fully fund it" campaign. They are still <1% of the way there.
JordanSchaller
1. Its 1 billion not 5. 2. They said it only has to get close and if it doesn't they would refund everything. 3. Its reached 1% in 3 days
The go fund me says they need 5 bil. For the wall. Even if they get the 1 billion it would be unheard of.
It might cost 5 billion to build the wall but the goal of the go fund me is not 5 billion like you said. Its 1 billion.
alsoAzrael
That's because the site doen't allow 5 billion dollar targets, not because the wall can be built for that little.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Haha! it'd cost WAAAAAY more than 5 billion to build a wall the entire length of the border. Conservative estimates are 20-30 billion
Muwahaha
Maahes0
Well I heard the guy who put it up is s triple amputee, so....
Vegonbrei
Can still run with 7 fingers.
Isi151e
He types with his good foot then?
HighImpactSexualViolence
2 legs 1 arm.
people on this site tend to not get the joke when you pretend not to understand something
Petertheterrible
Maybe he’ll use that money so buy some new limbs
MikeStinse
So, he could have those bent back paperclip legs for running
Solracii
Dead
Hembakad1
XD
C130jetmech
Poor little tink-tink.
VodkaPls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI
Why do you think that?
Because it's too public guys name is widely known, you can be charged with fraud for a false go fund me, and there';d be a lot of angry ppl
People who stereo-typically own guns and know his name, so yeah he'd be fucked
Gingerbreadman18
How can people who literally heard 45 say Mexico will pay for the wall, willingly pay for the wall themselves?
newsguycraigevans
They were dumb enough to vote for Trump, what do you expect
1972GTO
Same reason they voted for the moron to begin with (hint STUUUU-PEDDDD). They prob believe HuckaBeast's stupid analogy.
TheRotundOne
According to a cousin of mine "Because it's the will of the people." I wish I was making that up
They aren't a group of critical thinkers.
Arbitrarynamehere
Because they're idiots. That's not even a partisan thing to say.
napoleonsghost
Sure it is and you know it. The same people who want the wall have little faith in government to get anything done. But go ahead, sling mud
It's literally impossible for private donations to fund this and even if they did, the government would still have to buy land all across...
The border in order to actually build the wall through eminent domain which is a lengthy and costly process in its own right.
Never mind the fact that the wall can only theoretically stop 1/3 of illegal immigration if it actually stopped all border crossings on foot
brujadom
Súper Saiyan racist
Duxerto
44th* President
CraigMalley1
Blind idiot sheep.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Well, Trump did say he loves the poorly educated, sooooo... yeah.
TATERx
Anyone who believed Mexico would pay billions for a wall is stupid beyond belief.
Funding the wall is not even close to half the battle. Just imagine the sheer scale of eminent domain lawsuits required for this.
Bundacious
Trump supporters. You have to be literally retarded to support him. Americans gòn have this wall paid for ASAP.
vonKaiser
Because the other party is evil and gonna block them from doing it, ergo we'll just do the 'murican thing and build it ourselves.
RandomActOfConfusion
For them, they just want a wall. Making Mexico pay for it was just verbal fellatio by 45.
crazyhindu
Peoplewho are willing to donate to build wall that probably won't work but refuse to pay a small amount to pay for little Tim's cancer meds
Exactly
Well maybe if little Tim picked himself up by his bootstraps and just stopped being poor, he could buy his own cancer meds. /s
manfre7874
They're republicans. ie morons.
Dude, most republicans don't even trust the guy anymore. There's a difference between "stupid" and "differing priorities."
Geistbar
2/2 Many recently republican voters have switched out or started to do switch out as a result of disliking Trump, they're far less than 50%.
1/ His approvals are ~40%. About 70-80% of republicans/republican leaners support him, definitely "most" republicans.
And if there's only about 7mil being put into this, that is not a majority of the Republican voters contributing, by any possible stretch.
Predicto
Where are you getting that from? Polls show that Republican voters overwhelmingly support him.
HammerNSongs
Those statistics are going to depend strongly on what those people mean by 'support'.
My bad. Must have either misheard old info, or I made the mistake of assuming my local sample was a broad representation.
nabacular
The current budget has US giving 10 Billion in aid to Mexico. They would pay for it and still have not spent a cent on it.
the aid to Mexico is in our own interest. If Mexico gets more stable, it means less illegal immigration to the US
There's more than just Mexico, a lot of People from Central America Try to come to US illegally and a more Stable Mexico isn't stopping them
Maybe because up to 80% of the women who come across the border illegally are raped including many children.
Do you have a source for that claim?
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5806972?ec_carp=3553282675904496934
LiteralNazi
Pfffffffft hahaha hahaha.
Wal88
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
breeyag
So this wall is in the interest of the immigrants?
DaisyfromDownunder
They are dense as dog shit
SkateOrDie
Gee Bill, probably because they're dumb and gullible as fuck.
SyracuseNY22
His name is clearly Gingerbreadman18, not Bill.
megapow
Don't forget racists. Horrible racists.
Who said anything about race? Why does it have to be about race? Maybe we just don't want people leeching the system.
CardboardStomach
B/c if your concern is people leeching the system, a border wall is perhaps one of the least effective measures you could take seeing as >
most illegal immigrants are just people who let temporary Visas expire and never left. Makes this "solution" just another leech on taxpayers
Of course its racist, you're telling brown people they're not welcome! /sarcasm
I don't think building the wall is racist, just fucking stupid, a waste of money, and widely supported by racists.
fatbatbat
Most pay taxes, incl soc sec they can never receive, and take jobs Americans won't. Food is much cheaper because of then tmmm.
echo1echo
$7 Million huh, that's what, about 50 yards?
ellisDtripp25
it would be most of it if they use Mexican labor
delacruz101
that's $7 million less from my pocket
IraqiWalker
Lol, if that covers more than 5, I'll donate a dollar to the wall. The planning alone is gonna be over 10 times that.
IncromulentManchild
about 6 golf trips/39,000 yards
thunderingthighs
Guess they’ll need to hire illegal immigrants to build it.
bad1080
about three fiddy
claptrapcarnage
I saw an estimate that the wall will cost around $25billion. At the rate this GoFundMe is going, it will take over 50 years.
WhoCaresJustPickAName
https://youtu.be/vU8dCYocuyI he does a good rundown of the cost. 7 mil is nothing
Blackmetalhappiness
It's up to $9,435,319 now. For fuck sake.
kingbudo101
oh man almost 1% of the way there to the goal of 1 billion
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Right? Can't wait to see the other $991,000,000 roll in. Lol. And in 26(?) Days?! Hahahaha!
Keep in mind, that still less than 1% of their goal. They're going to fail miserably, just wait for it and savor it when it comes.
It just amazes me that it's gone this far.
Never underestimate the power of racism to loosen someone's grip on their pocketbook.
Denturedog
Or laws
Depends. If its one of trumps buddies who builds it, it'll barely pay for a truck load of sand.
iamamitten
Because Hillary did such a good job in Haiti, right?
I love it. "We hate Hillary!" But trump is doing ----------- and thats fucked. "HILLARY DID IT FIRST!" Thats really your argument? You
Hate Hillary because she was corrupt, then someone points out trump doing something corrupt and you say "WELL HILLARY DID IT FIRST?" Ok bro.
You guys really AREN"T critical thinkers.
ThatTransformersDude
Pfffft that'll be the entire consultation
LSAH
Or hundreds of thousands of textbooks for school kids, or couple of homeless shelters...
Snooj
If the GoFundMe account is managed by the government that doesn't even cover the management cost of the GoFundMe.
IsTheDystopiaHereYet
It's just a piece of string stretched across the boarder.
The border tribes might actually allow a string, plus it could go over the gorges and avoid ecosystem interference. This might work.
MicahtheMartian
I don't know why this mental picture made me lol but it did
terithian
I'm sure that would be just as effective.
With the bonus of a limbo contest
captjackvane
That won't even cover the planning.
bamblebimble
Don't plan, it's not like Trump plans anyway. Just build some wall
leodavinci1
That won't even cover the environmental impact studies.
jrblast
Don't forget to multiply by 3.5 to cover government inefficiencies.
Alloftheusernamesaretakenforreal
Government programs are typically more efficient than commercial. Administrative costs of medicare and medicade are like, less than 4%.
Insurance admin costs on the other hand are like, 20%.
bohemiancrabcity
As a government contractor lol.
You are only seeing one side of the problem, though. You're saying your contracting is not efficient because of government influence, but..
saeheria
Total wall construction estimated at 450 billion
HelloDarknessMyOld
How much to buy all the states in Mexico? We could afford one or two at a time. Maybe annex them... Send some troops down...
All so smugglers will use more boats. For fucks sake. What a waste of money.
Dionysus187
yep, currently just over half of illegal crossings are sea or air. Seems like we need a solution that identifies them rather than stop
idiosamatik
Tunnels
TommyHaverford85
You think the wall will stop bc of some land missing?? Pssh okay
"It'll be the most beautiful sea wall, and the dolphins will pay for it!"
DoingItWrongSince1980
You're fake news. Plenty will continue to fly over or tunnel under the border.
Goddamnit you got me pegged.
or like... rope. 'wall', as a technology, has its flaws.
Just like the people who think its a good idea.
pandro
As the Mongols taught the Chinese?
Goddamn mongorians!
codenameRadical
Could go as high as $70B, so they've raised ... something like .01%.
WeThePeople76
Growing at 500k an hour atm
Luchingador
all mexican pesos i presume
MikeTran
Set up a new charity in trumps name! That'd work ?
rambot
Why don't they build big walls around their house to keep all the paranoid delusional out
mmurrbles
Have you heard of suburban neighborhoods? White flight? Gated.. walled off neighborhoods.
mustardcutter
Hey, wasn't Mexico supposed to pay for this?
Armag3ddon
How do you know it wasn't all Mexicans funding?
SaraFourImgur
Shhhh! Dumb people forgot that 87 news cycles ago.
RedOvermorrow
2016:"Mexico will pay for it" '17:"mexico will pay us back" '18:"i'll shut this fucker down if congress won't pay for it"
cbale2000
Even if Mexico wrote us the $25bil check tomorrow, congress still has to approve the funding appropriations.
NotTinyPancakes
They're working it off doing cleaning and stuff
LeftRightThere
Paid for by people who complain about being taxed enough already
Melonfish
Plot twist: after getting fed up with trump all the donations are from Mexico
Mozimus
To them I say Arigato
RedOvermorrow
And it's a distraction campaign to give Canada time to build funds for the wall on THEIR border
Mozimus
Please build a northern wall Canada.
OriginalPlam
[pulls out old timey calculator] wall estimated $8-70Billion [clickclickclik] maintenance $150-750 Million/year... minus $7Million = ...umm
rivitingone
Except that the maintenance on a 1000+ mi wall is going to be insane and they're not going to keep funding it.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Do not underestimate the power of spite and xenophobia.
Minnakht
Of course not, but at least it'll leave a lasting ruin to remind us of human stupidity. If any amount of it is built, I mean.
sweetfeetpete
Look on my Works ye Mighty & despair! ... Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck ... the lone & level sands stretch far away
Grayx17
yeah i mean a giant wall made of solid material needs LOTS of maintenance
rivitingone
Exactly. This guy gets it.
ClemFundango
The whole thing is pork barrel. Trumps associates will get the contracts and become very, very richer.
IronBaronOfDis
0.14% of goal, way to go! LOL
letmypeoplego
And it's not even a real goal. 5 billion is a number trump made up in that meeting with Chuck and Nancy. It's really 20 billion plus
storebrandproductmascot
Guy who started it is trying to get GoFundMe to raise their max goal above $1b. Like buddy maybe wait till you get to 1% before you ask that
task702
Over 10 million in three days....LMAO
NoSirWeCallitMrCoffee
Don't forget GoFundMe's fee from it.
Solparadox
I bet GoFundMe is happy about it.
meganical
If I were them, I’d quietly transfer all those funds to something far more deserving like, Doctors Without Borders
GuapoGuayaba
wItHoUt BoRdErS?!? *MAGA SNOWFLAKE TRIGGERED*
Tankdoggy
He is a right wing nutjob wanna be congressional candidate that is sue happy and this isn't his first gofundme account
GCRust
We went from "Mexico is going to pay for it!" to having to Crowdsource it. Plus it's going to vanish anyway, either by the organizer or 1/
GCRust
/2 by all the $10k port-a-potties the construction company is going to claim.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Yeah. THAT won't be misappropriated at all.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
It would be awesome if people would get together and donate this amount of money to the homeless vets in this country.
Foxhack
I would call these people stupid... but they voted for Trump, so it's already a given.
danielsan1977
Meanwhile: https://www.gofundme.com/ladders-to-get-over-trump039s-wall
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
5DollarFootLongg
DontLookBackInAnger
Guy running the fundraiser: “Yoink!”
Lizaderp
I fucking would. Then just say it's been built and see how long it takes.
SlappedStupid
Did he specify details? He could probably actually build it for a fraction of this money, like out of old coffee cups & paper clips.
Lizaderp
There's a bunch of garbage in the Pacific ocean. We could recycle it to build the wall
SlappedStupid
Yah! but retrieving that rubbish probably cost more than using proper building materials, but I like this idea. :)
ferretwrestler
I know right? It screams scamarooni
theeggmanANDthewalrus
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! Why didn’t I think of this?!?!
donotlookatthelight
.035% of the estimated $20 billion budget. Not 3.5%, 0.035%
SlappedStupid
Well they could do it on the cheap? Build it 2 inches high, out of recycled straws & bubble gum?
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
Lol so... What happened to Mexico paying for the wall. Gtfo lmfao. Trump is so stupid, he makes retarded people look bad
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
obviously the donors are mexican.
MiddleTiddy
Trump isn't stupid. He's sheisty. His followers are stupid.
SlappedStupid
I feel like he's just the world's most popular troll. This shit can't be real...
SaraFourImgur
Can't he be both??
amateurgolfpro
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RedOvermorrow
Okay, cool. What happened to Mexico paying for the wall?
TheFeralDog
Good question but my point for this remains true
RedOvermorrow
But the comment you replied to didn't mention Trump at all.
IveNeverPooped
There's literally a picture of him on the go fund me listing.
TheFeralDog
I could put your picture on my ass doesn't make you have anything to do with my ass
IveNeverPooped
How stupid are you?
TheFeralDog
Ok then enlighten me what did Trump have to do with this go fund me?
PerfectlyLeagueWell
They do realize that a billion is a thousand million, right?
theeggmanANDthewalrus
I don’t think they do...
task702
Over $10 million in three days...
amateurgolfpro
if “they” = Trump Humpers at his sycophant rallies then “noooooooo”. Math is learnin’ and education is for them snobby elites!
RedError
In shortscale sure. Longscale, a billion is a million millions.
klean9
The amount they raise will be like pissin’ in the wind
RedOvermorrow
or on a russian hotel mattress
cyborganism
Maybe Americans can start a go fund me project for socialised health insurance for all.
cbale2000
It would be voluntary, so conservatives wouldn't have a problem with it, as long as you could still buy your own. The cost is still $30tril
jolietjane
That's what Gofundme is mainly used for already
SlappedStupid
Or ads like for sponsoring starving kids in africa?.. "For the cost of just 500 cups of coffee/week, you can cover Janet's medical bills."
cqde
Enact socialist healthcare without border control, you will literally have millions of people pouring into the USA to get free healthcare.
washismycopilot
You mean like how Americans go to Mexico for dental and Canada for prescriptions?
Ber4nger10
Umm... where exactly would these people be coming from? Both countries bordering U.S already have universal health care.
sirbartonslady
you think there's no border control without Trump's wall? Are you paying attention to the baby jails at all?
SlappedStupid
You could just offer it for your citizens, right? You might lose money on a few emergencies, but people don't usually plan heart attacks...
professionalConfirmologist
I wish we would get to that point. Sadly, I feel this is a necessary steps for us: allow ppl to opt in.
SlappedStupid
You do you, etc, but you guys are fucked if you don't start looking after each other. May need an epic catastrophe to bring you all together
professionalConfirmologist
I agree. The division is literally killing us.
Channel5NewsTeam
The same people raising money for the wall would balk at the idea of raising money for other people
DaableJ
You're right. You spend money on your GoFundMe for health care. I'm throwing some money at the wall.
ClemFundango
If jesus wanted y'all to have health care, he woulda turned that water into a doctor! Not a goddamn glass of wine!
highqualityraterotica
alwaysL8
It's objectively true that politically Right people give more to charity than people on the political Left so... no?
pugglesworth
It's also objectively true that you've donated to the plo and other organizations classified as terror groups by the us and its allies
amateurgolfpro
sauce ? (btw: donations to their own religious cults don’t count)
alwaysL8
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=conservatives+and+liberals+giving+to+charity+in+the+USA
alwaysL8
You don't get to determine what does and doesn't constitute a charity.
amateurgolfpro
I’m not, I’m just pointing out donations to their own clubhouse are not charitable. They’re just paying the rent and the guy in a dress
Lizaderp
LOL nice. Yeah the well off kids with rich parents fund isn't a charity.
pugglesworth
Source?
alwaysL8
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=conservatives+and+liberals+giving+to+charity+in+the+USA
pugglesworth
I found sources that didnt support their claims, so I asked. Calm down princess. Unless you're the type which thinks people dont shouldnt
professionalConfirmologist
Interesting, considering that's kinda what socialist care is. I'd certainly be a way to get it off the ground.
dangledeez
Nah that would be like gofundme police arresting you for not donating
alwaysL8
It's not, because you choose to donate to a gofundme. Actual socialized care, you can't opt out of paying.
professionalConfirmologist
I know the difference, the point is to get the ball rolling that direction.
tacticalattackterriers
I mean, insurance is in-and-of-itself a miniature model of socialism. Lots of people pay a little, in case they're part of the few who...
cyborganism
Except the insurance company will try to find any reason not to pay and keep the money.
tacticalattackterriers
...need to collect.
LeftBauer20
That's what I don't get. If you get insurance from your employer, you're using socialized health care within your health plan, and health1/2
LeftBauer20
Insurance companies take a chunk (too much sometimes) for doing some work
Silas007
Nope socialized care (i think is what you meant) would mean you wouldnt have to beg people to donate money but everyone is required to pay.
professionalConfirmologist
I know, but showing the # of willing participation would be a good starting point, is what I'm saying. I'd do it.
witheredspoon
he's got a point. spend your own money, not mine.
Icollecturnewds
That's funny. Welfare is taking my money even though I'm against it.
jingo11
Everyone in America feels that way about some aspect(s) of government spending.
BadJewBigChicago
This should be done for all government programs. Eliminate taxes completely.
amateurgolfpro
riiiight - because anarchy and chaos are the foundation of every strong democracy
DarkZalgo
That's how you build a caste system where the poor literally will not have access to anything that will get them out of poverty.
zzzb
That's what the founders thought, but they realized that it was a stupid idea. If they didn't we'd have been demolished in the War of 1812.
professionalConfirmologist
I agree on a roll back to core items, but def not everything.
RedOvermorrow
What core items do you actually think are being funded properly. education? health care? Seriously
professionalConfirmologist
Being funded properly? Probably just the damn military...but I haven't looked into the actual #s thoroughly.
amateurgolfpro
are aircraft carriers “core items”? Asking for my country
Wuz314159
It's funny because by law, they can't use public funds for this, only tax dollars via the budget.
TheNewGray
It's funny because Mexico is paying for the wall.
WarDragon1984
You seem to think that Trump cares about the law.
AntaNce
https://nypost.com/2018/12/20/border-wall-gofundme-may-need-to-issue-refunds-after-millions-raised/ a pertinent quote from the article>>>>
AntaNce
'Specific federal agencies can’t touch this funding without a congressional appropriation.'
Christx30
No real reason they can't. You can do gifts to the US treasury. And you can specify what you want to use the money for.
JamieBugPilot
Trump will take it.
task702
Nothing you just said is true.
professionalConfirmologist
Wanna bet Reps will "FOX News" the shit outta it to make it ok?
buttbuttpartywagon
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/46050494/ns/us_news-giving/t/billionaire-donates-washington-monument-repairs/#.XBqViVxKiUk been done before though
Sandyundertones
Washington Monument is owned by the Smithsonian which is a 501c3. It is just on public land.
2lurky4you
Washington monument is owned by Park service. Park service used law allowing donations to accept funds. They became public funds when 1/2
Sandyundertones
Nope, NPS didn't exist when the Washington Monument was built. It is owned by the Smithsonian.
buttbuttpartywagon
Because it didnt exists then doesnt mean it's not owned by NPS now... which google says it is
2lurky4you
Park service accepted them. If DHS has a law allowing them to receive donations, they can do the same. Donated funds would still prob be 2/3
2lurky4you
Public funds unless donation statute says otherwise.
Sandyundertones
Also, gift funds can only be used if the agency that accepts them has that authority in their authorization law. Most agencies don't.
Sandyundertones
Also, gift funds can only be used if the agency that accepts them has that authority in their authorization law. Most agencies don't.
NotEven0nce
They can. The funds are gonna be used to by government bonds. https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall
AntaNce
no. they cannot. 'Specific federal agencies can’t touch this funding without a congressional appropriation.' link >>>
AntaNce
https://nypost.com/2018/12/20/border-wall-gofundme-may-need-to-issue-refunds-after-millions-raised/
Counterfit
Well, that won't accomplish their goal...
AdmJota
What do you mean? We can't use US tax dollars for this. We were supposed to make *Mexico* pay for the wall. Are they on the GoFundMe yet?
Laxeey
LOL you expect Americans, further more their politicians, to abide by the law.
buttbuttpartywagon
Many of them do...
Dogmaponyshow
I love how its trendy to shit on America these days...yeah we are all lawless...fuck off with that shit.
Silas007
Oh its trendy to shit on America for decades now. At least since Bush Sr. You just didnt notice.
buttbuttpartywagon
It's weird, and a lot of these comments come from Americans who would be to shit scared to move out of country
Jackboot77
tax dollars ARE public funds
mmurrbles
Also funny is Mar-A-Largo was gifted to the Federal Government to be used as a winter Whitehouse and subsequently sold to Trump who uses it!
ridge
Wait, so he paid for it twice?
AlmightyCee
Shhhh dont tell them that
Minnakht
These seem more like private funds than public funds, but I may not understand the semantics right.
fucktruck
Money gifted to the US Gov. Is unconditional and can he used in whatever way the govt. Sees fit. Congress decides and we're gonna have a
RdizzyC
I don't think money raised by a charity can be donated to the US government, only personal money.
fucktruck
I was reading about it and it can. Because they're giving it to the guy and he's technically gifting it as a single person.
Minnakht
Does this count as a charity? Doesn't it become personal money of whoever started the fundraiser?
fucktruck
Dem. Split soon and so there's no guarantee the money will be put towards a wall. Ha.
washismycopilot
They have to raise the full amount. They won't and no money will be distributed.
Counterfit
That's not a given for gofundme
fucktruck
The guy said he would return it but apparently he has a history of doing things like this so I'm not so sure. But idk how GoFundMe works.
YesIKnowItIsAnUnpopularOpinion
I love this for a lot of unnecessary government spending items.
bigusdigus
All government should be this way.
The701
As if we don't have enough ways of laundering money legally for political ends. 501(c)(3), lookin' at you.
ozjuggler
eg WaPo cited CharityWatch report that Clinton Foundation was highly effective. The math is fine, but it counts lobbying/travel as charity!
DarkZalgo
Yeah no that'd be horrible.
professionalConfirmologist
I don't believe so
DaableJ
Absolutely, like all of those social programs that liberals want. Go for it!
tuxedobob
Yeah man, fuck public schools ever since I graduated from them!
pugglesworth
Honestly i don't want my tax dollars going to any public school that wont teach sex ed and teaches religion as fact. So fuck some of them.
tuxedobob
I don't *think* public schools are allowed to teach religion as fact? The rest of the specifics are more complicated; I meant it as a whole.
pugglesworth
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.mic.com/articles/amp/80179/14-states-use-tax-dollars-to-teach-creationism-in-public-schools
pugglesworth
There was another link I posted but the url was too long sorry!
pugglesworth
You think helping your fellow countrymen constitutes unnecessary spending?
DaableJ
Nope, I just prioritize it differently.
pugglesworth
You just implied that social programs were unnecessary spending by the way you spoke in your comment though.
DaableJ
If you'd like the minimum wage to go up, donate to some GoFundMe page that pays poor people to be poor. Not my swim lane.
DaableJ
If you want women of color to have access to abortions, contraception and the like, go ahead and donate. It is not very high on my list.
DaableJ
If you think poor people need better access to health care, go ahead and donate. I'd prefer to not have a single payer system or to be taxed
commentsivehadafew
No way someone’s going to run off with that money
charlottadupont
I would really love to see an overview of the country of origin of the donations. I'll bet that would make interesting reading
CAAFlo
Probably a lot of fraud going on in those donations
erischilde
Cause the trump foundation is doing so well!
harambedaycare
This aged great.
buttbuttpartywagon
Yeah not like that totally legit ladders go fund me
TRDirty
Knowing how dumb and gullible trumpsters are that's probably the intention. Google Trumpy Bear
BaBaDuuk
PersonalityFire
The guy running the GoFundMe: https://imgur.com/cAnpuHI
JiffyDealer
I like that this comment had more points* than the post (*at time of screenshot)
ThanosCanSuckIt
Ha.. dat amazon ad.. ;)
JiffyDealer
There’s nothing suspicious about my browsing history..
Tankdoggy
The dude in charge, Kolfage? Serial con artist, uses his disable vet status for dubious things. Not his first GoFundMe campaign either.
Tankdoggy
His Facebook pages were killed in a crackdown on spam, drove users to affiliate websites to earn clicks for cash on racist content and
Tankdoggy
wild conspiracy theories. Also is a known bigot using his vet status to try to get rainbow flags taken down at an Air Force base, calling
Tankdoggy
it a "perversion of Old Glory" in his scribbles for "The Blaze". Also attacked imam for speaking Arabic at Veterans Day event
Tankdoggy
Also calling and claimed without evidence that an adviser to President Obama was sympathetic to terrorists.
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
But that has never happened? How could they! They SAID... ONLINE! That they would do it! Who would just lie like that... On the internet...
deechill
Trump will
CAAFlo
The goal is $5 billion and is a "only pay if we fully fund it" campaign. They are still <1% of the way there.
JordanSchaller
1. Its 1 billion not 5. 2. They said it only has to get close and if it doesn't they would refund everything. 3. Its reached 1% in 3 days
CAAFlo
The go fund me says they need 5 bil. For the wall. Even if they get the 1 billion it would be unheard of.
JordanSchaller
It might cost 5 billion to build the wall but the goal of the go fund me is not 5 billion like you said. Its 1 billion.
alsoAzrael
That's because the site doen't allow 5 billion dollar targets, not because the wall can be built for that little.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Haha! it'd cost WAAAAAY more than 5 billion to build a wall the entire length of the border. Conservative estimates are 20-30 billion
JamieBugPilot
Muwahaha
Maahes0
Well I heard the guy who put it up is s triple amputee, so....
Vegonbrei
Can still run with 7 fingers.
Isi151e
He types with his good foot then?
HighImpactSexualViolence
2 legs 1 arm.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
people on this site tend to not get the joke when you pretend not to understand something
Petertheterrible
Maybe he’ll use that money so buy some new limbs
MikeStinse
So, he could have those bent back paperclip legs for running
Solracii
Dead
SaraFourImgur
Hembakad1
XD
C130jetmech
Poor little tink-tink.
VodkaPls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI
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charlottadupont
Why do you think that?
TheFeralDog
Because it's too public guys name is widely known, you can be charged with fraud for a false go fund me, and there';d be a lot of angry ppl
TheFeralDog
People who stereo-typically own guns and know his name, so yeah he'd be fucked
Gingerbreadman18
How can people who literally heard 45 say Mexico will pay for the wall, willingly pay for the wall themselves?
newsguycraigevans
They were dumb enough to vote for Trump, what do you expect
1972GTO
Same reason they voted for the moron to begin with (hint STUUUU-PEDDDD). They prob believe HuckaBeast's stupid analogy.
TheRotundOne
According to a cousin of mine "Because it's the will of the people." I wish I was making that up
ClemFundango
They aren't a group of critical thinkers.
Arbitrarynamehere
Because they're idiots. That's not even a partisan thing to say.
napoleonsghost
Sure it is and you know it. The same people who want the wall have little faith in government to get anything done. But go ahead, sling mud
Arbitrarynamehere
It's literally impossible for private donations to fund this and even if they did, the government would still have to buy land all across...
Arbitrarynamehere
The border in order to actually build the wall through eminent domain which is a lengthy and costly process in its own right.
Arbitrarynamehere
Never mind the fact that the wall can only theoretically stop 1/3 of illegal immigration if it actually stopped all border crossings on foot
brujadom
Súper Saiyan racist
Duxerto
44th* President
CraigMalley1
Blind idiot sheep.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Well, Trump did say he loves the poorly educated, sooooo... yeah.
TATERx
Anyone who believed Mexico would pay billions for a wall is stupid beyond belief.
Arbitrarynamehere
Funding the wall is not even close to half the battle. Just imagine the sheer scale of eminent domain lawsuits required for this.
Bundacious
Trump supporters. You have to be literally retarded to support him. Americans gòn have this wall paid for ASAP.
vonKaiser
Because the other party is evil and gonna block them from doing it, ergo we'll just do the 'murican thing and build it ourselves.
RandomActOfConfusion
For them, they just want a wall. Making Mexico pay for it was just verbal fellatio by 45.
crazyhindu
Peoplewho are willing to donate to build wall that probably won't work but refuse to pay a small amount to pay for little Tim's cancer meds
newsguycraigevans
Exactly
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Well maybe if little Tim picked himself up by his bootstraps and just stopped being poor, he could buy his own cancer meds. /s
manfre7874
They're republicans. ie morons.
tacticalattackterriers
Dude, most republicans don't even trust the guy anymore. There's a difference between "stupid" and "differing priorities."
Geistbar
2/2 Many recently republican voters have switched out or started to do switch out as a result of disliking Trump, they're far less than 50%.
Geistbar
1/ His approvals are ~40%. About 70-80% of republicans/republican leaners support him, definitely "most" republicans.
tacticalattackterriers
And if there's only about 7mil being put into this, that is not a majority of the Republican voters contributing, by any possible stretch.
Predicto
Where are you getting that from? Polls show that Republican voters overwhelmingly support him.
HammerNSongs
Those statistics are going to depend strongly on what those people mean by 'support'.
tacticalattackterriers
My bad. Must have either misheard old info, or I made the mistake of assuming my local sample was a broad representation.
nabacular
The current budget has US giving 10 Billion in aid to Mexico. They would pay for it and still have not spent a cent on it.
Predicto
the aid to Mexico is in our own interest. If Mexico gets more stable, it means less illegal immigration to the US
nabacular
There's more than just Mexico, a lot of People from Central America Try to come to US illegally and a more Stable Mexico isn't stopping them
mmurrbles
Maybe because up to 80% of the women who come across the border illegally are raped including many children.
Gingerbreadman18
Do you have a source for that claim?
mmurrbles
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5806972?ec_carp=3553282675904496934
LiteralNazi
Pfffffffft hahaha hahaha.
Wal88
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
breeyag
So this wall is in the interest of the immigrants?
DaisyfromDownunder
They are dense as dog shit
SkateOrDie
Gee Bill, probably because they're dumb and gullible as fuck.
SyracuseNY22
His name is clearly Gingerbreadman18, not Bill.
megapow
Don't forget racists. Horrible racists.
LiteralNazi
Who said anything about race? Why does it have to be about race? Maybe we just don't want people leeching the system.
CardboardStomach
B/c if your concern is people leeching the system, a border wall is perhaps one of the least effective measures you could take seeing as >
CardboardStomach
most illegal immigrants are just people who let temporary Visas expire and never left. Makes this "solution" just another leech on taxpayers
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LiteralNazi
Of course its racist, you're telling brown people they're not welcome! /sarcasm
HighImpactSexualViolence
I don't think building the wall is racist, just fucking stupid, a waste of money, and widely supported by racists.
fatbatbat
Most pay taxes, incl soc sec they can never receive, and take jobs Americans won't. Food is much cheaper because of then tmmm.
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echo1echo
$7 Million huh, that's what, about 50 yards?
ellisDtripp25
it would be most of it if they use Mexican labor
delacruz101
that's $7 million less from my pocket
IraqiWalker
Lol, if that covers more than 5, I'll donate a dollar to the wall. The planning alone is gonna be over 10 times that.
IncromulentManchild
about 6 golf trips/39,000 yards
thunderingthighs
Guess they’ll need to hire illegal immigrants to build it.
bad1080
about three fiddy
claptrapcarnage
I saw an estimate that the wall will cost around $25billion. At the rate this GoFundMe is going, it will take over 50 years.
WhoCaresJustPickAName
https://youtu.be/vU8dCYocuyI he does a good rundown of the cost. 7 mil is nothing
Blackmetalhappiness
It's up to $9,435,319 now. For fuck sake.
kingbudo101
oh man almost 1% of the way there to the goal of 1 billion
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Right? Can't wait to see the other $991,000,000 roll in. Lol. And in 26(?) Days?! Hahahaha!
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Keep in mind, that still less than 1% of their goal. They're going to fail miserably, just wait for it and savor it when it comes.
Blackmetalhappiness
It just amazes me that it's gone this far.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Never underestimate the power of racism to loosen someone's grip on their pocketbook.
Denturedog
Or laws
ClemFundango
Depends. If its one of trumps buddies who builds it, it'll barely pay for a truck load of sand.
iamamitten
Because Hillary did such a good job in Haiti, right?
ClemFundango
I love it. "We hate Hillary!" But trump is doing ----------- and thats fucked. "HILLARY DID IT FIRST!" Thats really your argument? You
ClemFundango
Hate Hillary because she was corrupt, then someone points out trump doing something corrupt and you say "WELL HILLARY DID IT FIRST?" Ok bro.
ClemFundango
You guys really AREN"T critical thinkers.
ThatTransformersDude
Pfffft that'll be the entire consultation
LSAH
Or hundreds of thousands of textbooks for school kids, or couple of homeless shelters...
Snooj
If the GoFundMe account is managed by the government that doesn't even cover the management cost of the GoFundMe.
IsTheDystopiaHereYet
It's just a piece of string stretched across the boarder.
washismycopilot
The border tribes might actually allow a string, plus it could go over the gorges and avoid ecosystem interference. This might work.
MicahtheMartian
I don't know why this mental picture made me lol but it did
terithian
I'm sure that would be just as effective.
IsTheDystopiaHereYet
With the bonus of a limbo contest
captjackvane
That won't even cover the planning.
bamblebimble
Don't plan, it's not like Trump plans anyway. Just build some wall
leodavinci1
That won't even cover the environmental impact studies.
jrblast
Don't forget to multiply by 3.5 to cover government inefficiencies.
Alloftheusernamesaretakenforreal
Government programs are typically more efficient than commercial. Administrative costs of medicare and medicade are like, less than 4%.
Alloftheusernamesaretakenforreal
Insurance admin costs on the other hand are like, 20%.
bohemiancrabcity
As a government contractor lol.
Alloftheusernamesaretakenforreal
You are only seeing one side of the problem, though. You're saying your contracting is not efficient because of government influence, but..
saeheria
Total wall construction estimated at 450 billion
HelloDarknessMyOld
How much to buy all the states in Mexico? We could afford one or two at a time. Maybe annex them... Send some troops down...
ClemFundango
All so smugglers will use more boats. For fucks sake. What a waste of money.
Dionysus187
yep, currently just over half of illegal crossings are sea or air. Seems like we need a solution that identifies them rather than stop
idiosamatik
Tunnels
TommyHaverford85
You think the wall will stop bc of some land missing?? Pssh okay
ClemFundango
"It'll be the most beautiful sea wall, and the dolphins will pay for it!"
DoingItWrongSince1980
You're fake news. Plenty will continue to fly over or tunnel under the border.
ClemFundango
Goddamnit you got me pegged.
RedOvermorrow
or like... rope. 'wall', as a technology, has its flaws.
ClemFundango
Just like the people who think its a good idea.
pandro
As the Mongols taught the Chinese?
Counterfit
Goddamn mongorians!