This Open/Closed Sign

Mar 23, 2017 12:25 PM

AbortedGallow

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I'm going to Edison the fuck out of this idea! See you fucks in the funny papers!!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That's one ugly font... And it bugs the hell out of me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Welcome to the year 3000. The future is amongst us

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

כן

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it takes electrify and 30 seconds to reveal the worlds ugliest typeface (uglier than comic sans). Stupid if you're impressed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This just broke my brain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda disappointed it didn't say "send nudes"

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

That is what I need to put my startup

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is currently on FP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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Mrs. Swan would love this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But the 'N' is backwards and that's driving me crazy!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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It's kind of reminds me of a strip club.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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stick your...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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Goddamned that's unnecessarily clever

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the best thing I've seen in the last five minutes?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It opens at the close.

9 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 3

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Where am I when I am needed???

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

THIS FUCKIN RIDDLE! HAD THIS IN A D&D GAME AND NO ONE COULD REMEMBER IT AND WAS TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT IN LESS THAN 1.75 HOURS! FUCK

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I'm about to die...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*retches up a golden snitch*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now put it in your mouth and see what happens.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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The extra gear on the s/n is the impressive bit.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

the e rotates as well, but at a different rate than the s/n

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Because of gear ratios! Or witchcraft.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Witchcraft. Definitely witchcraft.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then ready the stake and start the fires, I might be a witch.

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