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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k64rrkZSrWw
Feb 10, 2017 3:51 PM
Thund3rbolt
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9496
146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k64rrkZSrWw
JonRedd
They say he's still running to this day
copingcabana
Later: "WAIT, DON'T SHOOT. I'M JUST A DUDE IN A BEAR COSTUME!" Co-worker: "That's exactly what a bear would say!" [BLAM]
thatguyrich
TheMadRabbit
I think the guy in the bear suit pranked his co-worker
FreddieAndersson
*Guy in Bear suit pranks Co-worker. Right?
TicoGuy
^This, I was so confused for a moment
illrateyourtitle
Guy pranks coworker, in a bear suit.
pizzauniverse
how does Australians pronounce youtube? Do they call it something else?
SugarSmack
Youfuckinwhatm8Tube
fingerswipes
do you want to get shot because this is how you get shot
prismbear
canadian camps completely forbid any weapons on site. at most they'd have bearspray, but even that is frowned upon.
bennog
rumours are told, that he runs till this day
sharkhugs
Walk until your feet bleed. And then keep walking
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
he ran. he ran until his muscles burned and his veins pumped battery acid. then he ran some more.
DanteHicks79
Some say, the rumors are still told to this day
kmikl
... and he raaaaan... he ran so far awaaaaaay...
JARKB
He just raaan he ran all night and daaaay
olhotdogfingers
plot twist: real bear watching is suddenly aroused
apsck12
ImgurCelebrity
Well it's gotta be illegal
thisplaceisnotforyou
Maybe he was trying to run toward the Betsy DeVos School for the Clinically Insane.
cracktoberfest
It's like you were mixing up words and almost got there ... *Guy in a Bear Suit Pranks Co-worker
FullCrimsonic
Pro tip: don't do this in Texas, probably get shot in ha....... Omfg... Someone dress up as a bear and go terrorise public schools. NOW
yomancs
Good way to get shot
ValhallaIAmComing
Good way to get yourself shot
prismbear
Canadian gun rules, nobody has weapons at work. nobody.
RainbowSixSiegeAddict
RetroBlast
*Guy in a bear suit pranks co-worker.
ImgurCelebrity
Heh. Adverb phrases.
SlightlyIrrelevantlyRelevant
*Guy in a co-worker suit pranks bear
AdaMR96
Bear in a co-worker suit pranks guy
TicoGuy
^This, I was so confused for a moment
HighrockTendales
Thank you!
LadyBumps
Well that's someone I don't want to have to run against in a zombie apocalypse.
AlexTheTruther
Well, unless this man is still running til this day, your chances of meeting him is very very slim
prismbear
this is where I work! oh Canada... that is a legit shit-your-pants moment as a few workers have been recently killed by black bears. +1
Manzoman666
I hear he's still running too this day...
mydonetapp
AAAAnnd that's how you get shot :p
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
That's totally 258566456346.
ChronikDiabetes
Now see, I respect that kind of survival instinct
kupikins
12/10 for the bear acting. Would hire.
SPCFlack141
He ran like the bear was trying to collect child support
outlierbabe
Spousal support jokes, bitterness toward exes I get. But ducking support for your children feels unfunny. Does Y chromosome make it funny?
FullCrimsonic
'Chokes' bah! Cack! Oah fucking hell. Nearly died.
HighDollarK
"Attention bearf*cker, do you need assistance?"
SleeperSix
Was two posts over when this hit. Came back to upvote.
MrEmperorSir
PolitePenguins
Treblaine
"aaaah, that kid looks nothing like me, aaaaaah"
TerraformTrent
That immediately reminded me of this. https://youtu.be/E5YFfDLJjkA
degenerator
The voice of experience.
SPCFlack141
I thank God everyday I never had a kid with my ex wife
GlowingKira
dying over here
SPCFlack141
She will still hound you for that check.
SpecialEdForces
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks. :)
SPCFlack141
You're welcome
zerofox289
Ha. Classic dad...
Kookoomando
isthishowyoudothis
Or he ran like he thought it was, you know, a bear
Holigzs
Today on 101 ways to kill a joke.
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
TheMightyMoggle
This gif makes me so uncomfortable now that I know the context
Toast215
Do share?
volatilechemicals
It's Idi Amin, 80's Ugandan dictator who killed a bunch of people. He was being interviewed by a doc team and they're lucky he wasn't upset.
SectorDuke
Holy hannah, now I am uncomfortable
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
And this folks is how you get accidentally shot.
MagicUmbrellas
I hope you purposely get shot lol
Bfizzle
By who? The guy getting pranked that has no gun or the co-workers who are in on the joke?
triggerhappy21
Spot the American...
yesthisisturbo
In America.
IProvideFakeContext
No, this isn't a school, no need to shoot bears here.
JRedBear
If the person has a gun able to kill a bear, a human is going to have a hard time.
GravyHavok
or fucked by a bigger, hornier, lonelier bear
ColdToes90
No job site I've ever worked on tolerated firearms on site.
yoshi
how about nail guns?
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Buddy I know worked at a plant in Siberia, they were given guns to help defend the plant from raiders
prismbear
yeah, no weapons on site whatsoever. definitely not in company vehicles
pcloppenbursch
no but sledgehammers, axes, chainsaws etc. I actually thought he would attack the bear but hey he just ran away. meh.
Zaayl
My dad works in logging, keeping firearms in their trucks for bears is extremely common in that industry at least.
hal20
not in canada. (ps there alot more logging done here aswell..)
Zaayl
I still remember one day when he came home, he had left his truck door ajar, a bear got into his lunch, left bite marks in the lunchbox.
pcloppenbursch
free badass lunchbox!
TheBlackVan
*whispering* "If it's concealed property, no one knows."
Flyndaran
Right to bare arms or even arm bears does not negate a company's right to dictate safe work space rules.
prismbear
except the safety inspectors who go through your company vehicles on a daily basis. welcome to Canada
DrKriegersClone
Guy I know at the TTC said they had a sketchy contractor who somehow got permission to carry. Can't do anything about him.
RuhRuh
No but soon schools will have them just for this purpose!!
ColdToes90
lmao
GenerallyKenobi
Wait, schools are arming themselves against bears?!
YourFavoriteFriend
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jan/18/betsy-devos/education-nominee-betsy-devos-says-wyoming-school-/ copy and past
iamthisguy247
Only way to stop bear arms is to bear arms.
PretzelDickbutt
hey!-- you're that guy!
Chairtastic
Yes, activate the bear's chase instinct. That couldn't turn out poorly in any scenario.
prismbear
not entirely true. black bears are most likely to run from you, unless it's a sow with her cubs, or they're hungry/injured. they eat plants
CanadianLadyMoose
-fighting the mother moose. They are faster than horses, they are incredibly strong, and if you tell them you're prey by running they chase.
CanadianLadyMoose
As someone who has a lot of experience with black bears, no, they absolutely will hunt you. I've seen one chase and take a moose calf after-
Zaranthan
Yeah, as awesome as this guy's "run the fuck away" form was, never run from a bear. If it wasn't going to kill you before, it is now.
SuperPickle17
http://imgur.com/cuI6vbz
AndTheHoneysAllMine
I feel like this tactic is easy to say but when there is a bear actually in front of you hardly anyone would stand up to it.
CanadianLadyMoose
I have had a few bears in front of me, luckily panic makes me freeze so I get an extra few seconds to consider my options...
Zaranthan
Oh, absolutely. If I were face-to-face with a gorram bear, I'd be the first dead idiot with claw marks in his ass.
FluffyPuddles
Having been in this situation, I can say that with a good understanding of how blkbears behave it was easy to calmly, loudly walk backwards.
FluffyPuddles
Once you've done it once, you'll see how well it works to calmly walk away backwards, standing tall & making loud noises.
155DangerClose
i'm pretty sure in your situation, you didn't turn a corner and almost run right into the bear
Pointblank000
I feel that guy would survive a horror movie, he really knows how to stand up after falling
badgergadget
You know, you're right.
PandaSexpress
but I thought you're supposed to roll on your back and slowly inch away horrified until you are saved by random chance
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
Or fucking die
ZombieJonSnow
And*
ThatLongAgony
Like a Dark Souls caliber roll.
dftcom1232
Yeah that's a real skill! Trick is to not give up your momentum.
SSlack
Ye he didn't do the retarded "back-scuffle-while-staring-at-the-bad-thing-chasing-you-slowly" thing. Lemme find a gif for reference.
thisisthefirstoneitried
That wasn't a fall, it was a "bear-dodge-roll" due to the nature of a bear's visual system, it renders you completely invisible
MalthusAndreusDrake
he wouldn't survive a bear attack though. bear would catch him as soon as he fell. never run from a bear.
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
5/7. He is a survivor
TheMostModestMouse
He fell for so long lol
Renza0
Pretty sure running like a bitch is the worst possible solution against a bear.
eggmuffin
It depends on the bear and the circumstances.
ApidaeEveryday
Against a black bear? Yeah, running is good.
Renza0
nah, black bear just grab a stick and hit the fucker in the face. grizzly just kinda hope for the best. running means you're edible.
ApidaeEveryday
Pale smuggler corrected me. Do not try to outrun a black bear.
Kessobahn
I thought the rule was: black bear make noise, get big and loud, grizzly:shut up and play dead.
ApidaeEveryday
I looked it up and you're right. I fell victim to a rumour about being able to outrun a black bear.
JerryManTheBrown
Did you survive?
JudgeMentalCat
He loses points for not trying to get in the car.
sharkhugs
But he did trip and fall
DJCurry25
Remember it's not about beating the bear in the race it's about beating the guy next to you. And he ran past other workers
nickachu
There's another guy there, bear will eat him first
crashmcleroy
Unless he didn't have keys
blackoutdigital
Everyone knows the killer is in the back seat
Kennator64
Yet only once have I seen one where they used momentum to fuck up the killer/monster.
Blamblam101
But bears can drive cars
BudgetKnight
this is bearely true
OfficialJoeBiden
I'm like 15% sure that's a human
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
This is unbearable
Heulengeist
http://imgur.com/gSXgVMm
YamatoIouko
THANK YOU!
YamatoIouko
THANK YOU!
ImDarkerThanYou
And fumbling with his keys for a full 2 minutes before opening the door
JonnyTHM
Does your car not have an unlock button on the keys? It's been in like every car I've seen made after 2000
Addeen
Yes but cars where still made before 2000. i shit you not.
JonnyTHM
Yeah my brother drives a car from 1998
Bricklemeyer
I have a 2008 Honda Fit, not only do I not have a remote but my lock cylinder is worn out so I need to go in through the passenger side.
focusundrunkes
My truck is the but it's almost 25 yrs old.
JonnyTHM
Weird. Are you from the USA? There might be different regulations in your country.