ponyblossombloodwar
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Just don't
I didn't know I needed one, but I love random presents.
To be clear: I do NOT plan to use it on anything else than fruits or vegetables.
Dec 30, 2016 11:27 PM
ponyblossombloodwar
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I didn't know I needed one, but I love random presents.
To be clear: I do NOT plan to use it on anything else than fruits or vegetables.
iconicquote
"Bring me his lower horn"
AquaCrusher
Don't call hubbie a fruit, that's not PC
iotaprime
You could also use it on hotdogs. But that also makes me shutting thinking about it
MeanGreenMemeQueen
That'll give you the upper hand next time you two have a fight
SassyPallascat
You need to post a gif with an actual banana, much more effective
imyourrealdad
Circumcisor 900
mikgou
I'd love to see his reaction when you wake him up, loudly click the cutter and shout BRIS!
konabrown
How many bananas do you eat? And why do they need to be sliced? Is it the Phallic factor?
stygyan
Sometimes you need to slice a banana for cake decoration.
ginro
Use a banana for scale.
ShaggySnatch7
Pp..pput your banana in it
Septcanmat
Anything's a banana if you're brave enough
BurritoParty
Triple Threat. It's. warning. It's a promise. It's useful in the kitchen!
Nebelwespe
Just don't go Bobbit on him.
ATypicalImgurName
http://imgur.com/uEodfCY
NuVanDibe
I find this strangely arousing
iShouldBeWorking42
I didn't realize cutting bananas was difficult enough to warrant a custom tool for the job...
RulesOfImgur
remove your lower horn!
randomlychosenusernameinuse
that's my fetish?
valen00
No... No son it isn't. You can do all kinds of messed up shit, but don't do that ;-)
Nographer
No seriously I refuse this -- NOBODY needs a special tool to SLICE one of the SOFTEST fruits in the world.
NeoAcario
This would be destroyed in my household.
esgedi
I have zero patience for mundane tasks. If this saves me an entire minute of time over my lifetime, it's worth every cent.
Nographer
But WHY are you SLICING a banana in the first place! Nature's given you the ultimate READY-TO-EAT fruit with a built in disposable wrapper!
stygyan
I would love one of these, would use it for carrots.
godric1620
instructions unclear. I've made a terrible mistake.
putyrdckintit
Pp... put your dick in it !!
alldogsgotoheaven
This is probably an unpopular opinion but- what a waste of materials. This is what knives are for. Or mandolin slicers.
esgedi
Holy fuck, bananas on a mandolin? Do you realize how little time i have on this planet?
alldogsgotoheaven
I don't see why you would want to cut bananas.
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
so.. you plan to make him a vegetable first? D:
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
Put... put your husbands dick in it.
Danjns
Where the scale?
fallenone84
getmetoadoctor
Sigh...zips up, zips up hard and padlocks the zip shut. Totally shut.
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
"For those troublesome foreskins, we present the new *Never Miss* Circumsizer 3000."
Retrospektic
Another case of when "a little off the top" goes horribly wrong.
Jusmar
A shotgun almost never misses
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
*100% Kosher!
BigAZNMan
I said take a little off the top! The other head!
deepbullet
Plan or no plan......the fact remains that things don't always go as planned.
TheIronBank
More like plantain
TheIntoxicated
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
BoostedBobcat
Also most kangaroos
jewbaccapikajew
And that's how I got here. Right mom?
ponyblossombloodwar
I can't even remember where I put this after I made this gif. That was not the plan, as well. :/
wackjack
It gone.
YouCallThatAnInkDefense
*trips while browsing imgur on phone and falls into that hellish device* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
gaggleOmidgets
Your husband disposed of it for safety purposes.
deepbullet
Truly a wise man. "Safety First", I always say.
deepbullet
I'm sure your hubby totally believes that. Well, with any luck it was made in China and will probably break on its first "banana" anyway.
ponyblossombloodwar
of course, China! AliExpress, for all random kitchen gadgets!
ImgurianGeographic
I would like to see multiple gifs of fruits, veggies, and other things being cut with this!
ponyblossombloodwar
As soon as i found ot back i will!
Imonimgurmainlyforcats
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TinySatanicHamster
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IActuallyLikeSalad
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Finain
What kind of person decides to make a video about banana slicing ... felt so awkward.
Ruhig
I dono, you watched it though?
Finain
Yeah
Ilnor
3 minutes of fucking nothing for like 20 seconds of actual cutting, fuck everything about whatever this is, i hate it, hate you, hate him
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Ilnor
Fair enough, i revoke my hate for you and redirect it all towards him