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#69! Sisqo tax
Wekey
#3 is just patent bullshit
ehsteve12
Phenomenal dump
yellowturtle01
Lol I'm not even twenty and I have home, purse, and car Advil
tangybreath
#14 but it would be "Guacoma"
bac2122350
Nice bookending with title and tax ;) this dump got me through the last two days - thank you!!!
ChumboBrown
#10 I am 22 and Male.... I have Car Advil and Home Advil
Orchards
LOL. Jokes on you! I have had purse Advil since I was 16! *currently 25*..
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
RenaissanceFaireMan
Upvote just because you numbered your post.
arfwoofawooo
I immediately had to follow @dog_feelings.
CinnamonBunny
Let's play spot the duplicates!
minerOfMoria
Truck truck... ahhh the memories
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Everyone expects the Spanish exclamation
KingXizor
#16 Well, I mean, they ARE good hands!
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CorwinMacGregor
Yes, but don't they keep touching you inappropriately?
CrimsonBlaze
Let me see that thooooo...fuck I'm old
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
This is a fine dump. I tip my non-idiotic hat to you.
codenameRadical
You think you know me. I'll have you know I have home motrin and purse motrin.
WhydidIdothisnow
Considering I've been saying Chipotle like that for years, Aristotle' is much funnier.
yetipc
most people pronounce aristotle wrong. it's ah wris toe telly
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
#48 but the most accurate would be a ninja cyborg who needs his electrolytes.
WhoShotMeInTheHead
CHILDREN ARE CRUEL JACK. AND I'M REALLY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
dacow36793
LXA591
#1 is hilarious but some people use emotional support animals in a non douchey way
reverendbonobo
Some people use emotional support bar carts in a non-douchey way too.
noonannight
Definitely Chipotle and Aristotle. But holy shit I've never saved so much of a dump.
thepalehorse
Upvote for title alone
JuJuBee64
+1 for the colonoscopy meme (3) that made me literally LOL.
Darkaios
#31 I have seen this so many times and only now have I realized that also works as a pun... BONEgos. Was that intended?
EightYearOldsDude
I don't believe so. Not how you spell bongos
jugustaf
Dang, haven't seen sisqo since thong song was a thing
dangerousliaisons
I hot ISS for requesting the thong song at my prom
ACertainMoralFlexibility
Do not lament that Sisqo is no longer relevant; instead, rejoice in the contributions he made to enrich our lives! lol
maddsolar
That’s beautiful.
mmmmmjesus
A dipshit friend of mine doesn't get the batman superman one. Can someone pls explain?
smj2893
A dipshit friend is a friend who's not very intelligent. Hope that helps.
Laanuei
All in the pronunciation. "That's super, man"
EightYearOldsDude
That's super, man!
Ninjab33z
#67 you know that pretty much all of the uk is like that right?
HaughtyHottieWithHotTea
The Boston map is literally 5 minutes away from my house :’) so proud
Rezol
Most of the entire world.
pyradim
As someone who lives right outside of Boston This is the most truthful post, anywhere, ever
danzios
Ahahahahah you didn't see some cities here in italy. IT'S HELL AND NOT EVEN A GPS CAN SAVE YOU BECAUSE OF SOME THERE IS NO MAP AT ALL
kirbyvictorious
Also everyone's driving like only a tiny hatred-fueled FIAT driven by a half drunk Roman can drive.
ReleaseTheBeeees
All of every country where settlements developed organically
UltimaCaitSith
There's nothing wrong with GMO settlements.