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fendeele
oh my goodness, what a stunner
redditmcredditface
eyebrows never lie (unless they dye those too, but dolly doesnt).
twodollarprophet
Cranbananarama
One day, Dolly removes the hair and makeup to reveal she was Jolene the whole time.
merrilup
Boobs
brucom
Why are blonde jokes so simple?
So men can understand them.
Serqet1
ballpeenX
It costs a lot to look this cheap.
SauceCreator
My favorite
GTimgur
Got em!
mdumbblonde
Same, Dolly, same.
Idontcareatall62
- I don't like her. I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural.-Truvy Jones - Steel Magnolias
chicamery
"If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me."- Clairee (my favorite, second only to Ouiser- "I'm not crazy M'Lynne, I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years.")
nothingelsetodo
If she ever needs help getting hugged, I’m here for her.
xETM
if she does, you'll be a foot (12") away...
n0gal
Isn't the blonde a wig?
jrntn
thatsthejoke.gif
joejoe01
I’m
Dragonfury5
.... what?
DangerBaer
He am.
Dragonfury5
That makes no sense. There's not a typo
Fabulously
Dolly dolly doooooollllllyyyyy
pleaseacknowledgethecat
What a knock out. And such talent and wit!!!
ScuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut
Dolly is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs. If the haters know what's good for them they won't come for her.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I agree!
alrightalrightalrightpartyatthemoontower
Basically because she is a kind person and doesn’t let anyone f with her brand or kindness. Lesson to be learned
PineappleLoopsBroether
Dolly Parton has girl parts.
Heisanevilgenius
Okay
PineappleLoopsBroether
It’s not just okay it’s good.
Heisanevilgenius
Okay
ClutterMonkey
What was Jolene working with if Dolly got ghosted? Gyat dang!
rkingesd365
/gallery/wedVVEh
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
I mean, there’s a reason we’ve got RHM and not BHM.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Some ginger was out collecting freckles.
iwasmclovin
A penis
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Your brests are firm, so full and plump
Your crotch contains a manly lump
Please don't waken things in my man
spidermenz
It's too late, I'm already a fan
trigonman3
Cassandra Peterson.
BrightestNight
I'd have to pay with chickens
pleaseacknowledgethecat
My guess is Dolly was busy, and didn’t take shit
ToonMan4351
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
ImSilverTongue
https://youtu.be/rwRVU8YjGH0?si=vSTLDUqwWzEoajoL
SauceBearnaise
Blackening the summer skies
With burning wings and countless eyes
We cower at the sight of you Jolene
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Your lips ablaze, a fiery red
The teeth they hide fill men with dread
The ancient horror, Jolene
LariCheltsy
eromitlab
Dolly is/was a chaste, pure lady saving herself for marriage, whilst Jolene was more willing to give it up.
landcfan
She said "He talks about you in his sleep." Which highly implies they share a bed.
OriginalSyn
trigonman3
Nah, she was married to her man, while Jolene worked at the same bank as hubby.
license2kilt
Every single time there is a Dolly Parton post, some form of this question is one of the top comments.
MagicBeets
It's kind of irritating at this point lol.. oh yeah what did Jolene have blah blah
Einstein9073
The question stands and has yet to be answered.
Theoj05
It's butt stuff. Everyone knows that.
trigonman3
Despite the well-known features of Ms. Dolly, I am going to go out on a limb here and state that I firmly believe she has a butt.
flounder35
Redhead if I remember correctly
flacoloco
That would do it for me. Red head with blue or green eyes…….
flounder35
VoidScreamer
Jolene had red hair and 'eyes of emerald green'. You'd be done for.
ceceoh
Especially when she unhinged her jaw.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Calm down Lo Pan
5b7t7mbg6m3000
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes
lorilith
not with that attitude!
flounder35
There's colored contacts or some plastic surgery, probably in South Korea, to change that.
LarvaLamp
I believe you should look up Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"You've fallen for two of the classic blunders!"
DangerBaer
Big honkin' blundunderoos.
SometimesIjustsit
Those are some classic blunders I would fall for
Blacktusk
Are we calling those things The Classic Blunders now?
DickGenie
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Hey SIRI! Are "blunders" a synonym for bazookas?
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
"No, I'm afraid not. Did you mean to say "blinders?"
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
TsubakiTragic
ahhh, the 50s.
75townecoupe
Don't get in a land war in Asia?
DickGenie
secretdpp
Loan a Marine PFC your car?
ElbowDeepInUserSub
And don't insult Dolly.
drduffer
And don’t invade Russia in the late Summer.
swedeonamoose
Youd think France and Germany would have taken notes on how terrible Swedens little march into Russia went.
DrSharkbite
Blahend
Someone should reverse this half way through to make a loop! Not me tho, no laptop or patience to do on an app.
DickGenie
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line?
WoopDeFrickenDoo
is he still alive? what a gem
UNHchabo
The actor's name is Wallace Shawn, he's 80 years old, still alive, and his most recent acting credit is that he's a recurring character in Young Sheldon, including in last year's season.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
awesome!
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Interviewer: "How long does it take to do your hair?" Dolly: "Oh I don't know hun, I'm never there..."
RedOnDaHead
Sorry I’m dense…what does this mean?
eventide215
She's literally not there for the production of her hair. It's all wigs that we get to see.
EmzieRa
Wigs
Theonlyyeti
Wig
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
She typically wears wigs during performances and public appearances. Her look and style is a long-running facade built off Southern Belle stereotypes and she owns it. To paraphrase the legend herself, "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!"
Djinterrobang
I think she also says the only real thing about her is her personality
RedOnDaHead
I had literally no idea it’s always been a wig! Thanks!
yellowtoothed
Yep, top and bottom
StormSaxon
I wonder if we'd even recognize her out on the street.
bulabula7
I think one of the points of having such a fake persona is that she can easily go without all of it and have a normal time in public without being recognized
PajamaStripes
Can't miss them titties!
skippieelove
I think the clothing choice would vastly change how those “titties” were presented and would make them unrecognized as dolly’s