Cars for cool kids

Oct 16, 2017 3:22 PM

Clone019

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This is an air intake... Under the hood.

Yes. That's a paint tray.

A kiddie cut into fenders

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#3 is actually badass! But kinda overkill.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

El Corvemino. Sign me the fuck up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 nice Boba Fett cosplay

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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I lost it at the paint tray, and then I saw the pool fenders!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I nearly puked at that riced out 86

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

r/shittycarmods

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What a Complete lack in taste

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a McD's parking lot yrs ago I saw a Mercedes w/ a Gremlin hatchback for a trunk. As God is my witness. Still furious I didn't take a pic

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Cringe, cringier, American

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 is something out of weird science

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 blue their engine.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Deserves more upvotes (blue there engine)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Despite looking stupid, that Bronco would be the perfect fishing unit around here.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How so?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that #9 is to pass inspection for places where your wheels can't stick out beyond the body of the car.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And ... do they fall for it? Are inspectors really that stupid?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY EYES

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Someone take the spray paint away from that Honda owner.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

at least yellow paint would have made it faster.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Member naan lebbin!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many... I don't... I just dont understand

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ngl that corvette truck looks pretty cool

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to drive that dually subi in the snow

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"these can't be that bad..." then

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That subaru had more done to it than a dualie mod. Has to be.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 "drive anywhere" but not see where you're going..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having owned a HHR, that would block about 1/2 to 2/3 of the windshield. God I hated that car.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the paint tray is a joke.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 29, 2017 4:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I stayed at a holiday Inn express.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 29, 2017 4:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

God save the queen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that white Jetta looks like it has a Duramax swap.. That thing may look silly to some eyes, but it's gonna go like a scalded cat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Look at the bumper sticker and stains, that thing is for rolling coal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Son, I know a thing or two about diesels and VW's.. Obviously it's for rolling coal. But that Cummins also means it'll fucking scoot..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I want to see it race a Tesla.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That GT86 is the only barely tolerable one. Maybe reduce the spacers by about an inch, and the tires to 325mm.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And then burn it and push it into the ocean.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I can't help but like that corvette...

8 years ago | Likes 424 Dislikes 6

The only one I looked at and thought.. You know, that's not awful

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The El Vettemino!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Almost reminds me of a modern El Camino.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awful taste but great execution

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A Corvette ute, struth! You wouldn't see that down maccas next to a Maloo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's very well executed.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You should got to the Down Under, then. They're called Ute's down there, cars with an extended and open bed like a truck!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

We used to have them here in the states, I think the last el Camino was built in 1986

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Internet says 87, but you were damn close, friend.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a corvutte

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like a pseudo modern el camino

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Atbge

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

El Corvetto?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its so well done

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the Top Gear special where Hammond turned his Mach 1 into a pickup

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The SSR was supposed to be basically that. Chevy truck on a Corvette chassis. My grandpa wanted one bad when they first came out.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too bad they were slow as shit until they got the LS2.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still think GM is absolutely idiotic for not rebadging the current Holden utes as El Camino. They'd sell tons of them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a convorttible! You can pickup more chicks this way.

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

20x more chicks! (GM is not responsible for the realization that 20x0=0)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can pick up big chicks this way!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

'murika!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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"Corvettible" FTFY

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea... That is a better spelling of the phun. *hangs head in shame*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't they make a production car like that once, the Rampage or something?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

El Camino

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A whole lot did. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coup%C3%A9_utility Dodge Rampage, Ford Ranchero, Chevy El Camino, Holden Ute, VW Caddy

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holden makes a similar one called a ute

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A ute is a utilitarian vehicle, so it's not a model it's a category (like suv or coupe).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you go to Holdens website, youd see "Ute" actually is their model name they use.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this in Australia or America? I think they call it a ute in America because that's what the style is called in aus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A WHAT cut into fenders?!

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

Im actually impressed by the vehicle itself. Dana 60 swaps on a bronco II? a little overkill but looks good nontheless

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny thing.. in Hawaii trucks must have fenders to cover widened wheels so they do this all the time

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That was the only picture in the whole series where I stopped and thought, "Actually..."

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I remember something about that. Like in some states you need fenders to cover your tire. So he just put a kiddie pool on it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kiddie pool. I think @OP accidentally a word.

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

forgot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Forgot what?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the post above, "Kiddie pool. I think @OP accidentally *forgot* a word."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I see what you there and I like it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I actually dig that one, utilitarian solution to a mud truck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? I usually the whole bottle on purpose.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Fuck, that's an old ass reference.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, look, someone else who has been around the block on the internet. Hello fellow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell, I still remember 'I kiss you', which I think was the first of the viral memes. Good times.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rember Perl Horber!

8 years ago | Likes 808 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a stronk

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

maybe it's a programming joke?

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i cri most tims but not evrytim

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alway rember unhappy day

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dey tuk err jerbs!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And we didn't give up when the Germans bombed it too.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Germans are Coming! The Germans are Coming!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I member

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I membah!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PAHPPURRITSH FURMS REMBER

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never ferget!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God dimn champy knees!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DERE NO BASSMNT IN THE ALIMO!?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn Germans!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing is over until we decide it is!Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?? Hell no!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Hail Hortler

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Never fraget!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It makes perfect sense if you read it in Rick Grimes' voice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It just figures that person would park so shitty too.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

caught that too!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ditto

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and 7/11

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oregon is a special place, full of special people.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll never forget Perl Horber, she was the sweet old lady who lived down the street and always had butterscotch candy.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

I'll never forget her marble white vagina lips

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Oh, so we *were* talking about the same Perl. I was unsure about the candy part, but that sounds like her.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But also fuck the Alamo.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 9

*Alimo

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Found the Mexican

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Why on earth were you downvoted?? This is great!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crapshoot. Sometimes people here get the joke, sometimes not.

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