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Bottle opening catastrophe undone
Nov 27, 2021 6:10 PM
brigateere
147954
1925
85
Bottle opening catastrophe undone
whateverittakestostayalive
I only saw the cleavage
NPMJarvisScrupt
tenet
Werewolfoflondon
Beginning looked like a suck job had just finished
voltanton
Anyone have a link to the original by chance?
TheInitiated
They are "bunkbeds with dreamcatchers* old
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
She just wanted to spew something on her prodigious tits
salunatics
Gifs that start too soon.
DamnThatDJMadeMyDay
Every male military service member returning from deployment
potentiallyunsafe
I mean she was expecting this to happen, why else would she be filming it
ezekiel9247
My God, she's lucky it didn't KILL her! Champaign corks are incredibly dangerous!
SlimSam
You think the cork was in her mouth? Look again.
proracing53
jwillustrat
Le tits now, le tits now, le tits now!
seenweirdthings
The comments on this post:
The72ndRaven
You surprised? I'm not.
HectorCaminante
boobies go boing boing
QuestionsaboutSanity
lovely
BakingMaybes
Coldplay, "The Scientist" (2002)
Bugguts1957
She seems nice
genghiskhanit
This stuff is so pornlike...
sjbrooksy7447
DaveSamsonite
She seems to have some experience with this sort of situation.
ToEndLikeThis
It was at this moment she knew she fucked up
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Letitsnow
ikbendewalrus
Now?
andreyhimself
SO wish this had sound.... even backwards.
ExileonDaytonStreet
Komurairenu
...Well to be fair she didnt spill a drop...?
tomatoboy
Kidadults, remember, you can easily find a video on how to safely open carbonated alcohol on the Internet when you’re new to alcohol.
Easykehl
Don’t listen to ‘em kidadults, you got this! Just remember to film horizontally.
JustAnotherCynicToo
Don't use a key like they show in "life hacks."
AlmightyThor117
Yeah, you open it just like this
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andreyhimself
SCREW THE BOTTLE, NOT THE CORK. Or whatever so we can have funny YouTube clips.
Evo435
I think the issue is twofold. One, they don't know there is a danger present. Two, other alcohol was probably already consumed.
tomatoboy
Cork injuries are a real thing… https://www.aao.org/eye-health/tips-prevention/injuries-champagne
SithElephant
Cork fracture can happen during vigorous play.
BUBBLETRON
garyoldmansdiary
There's a suction tube running behind the guy's arm. Obviously.
freeloaderr
Is this how constipation works.
ProppaGanda
Oh god those times when your turd is half way out but you can feel it crawling back in again
MrKomisiripala
polarbearrodeo
Meh
CompressedInfo
Tig ass biddies
tabirdie20110
She has nice titties too....
tommytraddles
Discipline 007, discipline...
MrKomisiripala
Do you expect me to balk?
AlexSkullUterna
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
White stuff is shooting out of this long, hard object. What should I do? Immediate reaction: *puts mouth on it*
K3rp
GasBandit
She vastly overestimated her throat game.
VirtualNaut
gohomebaby
Obviously she wanted this to happen or she wouldn’t have been filming
Zardif
I enjoy her heaving chest.
DukeSamuelVimes
When you want to show your tits on the internet, but want to be low key about.
shrimpfriri
pandastrafe
Wee-o-wee
jridley
You want to go to the ER for aspiration pneumonia? That's a good way to do it.
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
Thanks I knew I could count on someone to put it forwards ?
pandemicpolemic
phoony
Oh lawd he cumming
Putitinyomama
Nandortherelentless
tits.
burningeagle
ProppaGanda
tits
HandoB4Javert
laif
Calculussucks
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Human female has typical human female features.. I will take this information back to my planet with me....
Sweddishiggy
Dassenator
ApolloSierra
nouseforanameforthisshit
https://imgur.com/AuXbvy8.gif
bjvanh
BINGO!
ThailandExpress
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
JohnDillermand
Ja5per
The season
Kompa
booba
jjw9
Untethered. No way those are wearing seat belts.
Maitrify
Hunterfisher10
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
"Moo"
Aforaseem
justThisPerson
Can you imagine what it's like, no matter who you are, to be constantly seen/known only for a body part?
MCpeepantz
Yes, but I do have an amazing patella. The rest, eh not so much.
perfunctory
*two body parts. They're independent ya know.
RedLanternGrodd
Can you imagine what it's like to have such a slammin' pair of tiddies?
TheVermonster