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FormerRoustabout
Highway to hell on the harp: https://youtu.be/_JWE9x0twn4
Illithidbane
And yet Shrek made twice as much money and a bunch of sequels and people still remember it now. Prince of Egypt? Not so much.
RichieMuenster
+1 for title
TooLazyToProcrastinate
Good stuff, wouldn't mind seeing more.
Wookie62
As per angels playing "highway to hell" on arps https://youtu.be/_JWE9x0twn4
StopCallingMeIAmNotYourBrother
Keep your anal tumbling to yourself!
jivvi
*doughnut
colonelmustardinthekitchenwiththecandlestick
from the angel one, the highway to hell on a harp is real and very pleasant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JWE9x0twn4
Dunes8
“Jerkin’ in the coal mine...”
Insomnia297
Wow, Mamoru sure has a lot of fire in him now. Glad to see the operation was worth it.
Insomnia297
I only needed one person to get that. Mission accomplished.
steviedrawsdinos
Does that person not know what pretentious means, or do I not know?
howappropriateyoufightlikeacow
"Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes" is my new favourite threat.
lokishadowgirl
lexdrio
Someone please illustrate the Adventures of Aurora and Crystal.
MetaSomma
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j0hnan0n
Behind the .png
Annabatz123
ForrestGreggJr5
I puked in seventh grade. Next year I was the vomit boy. Screw you nut slayer.
clewstah
I'll take Art is Anal for 500.
EMTMarv
My friend needs a lil help, he dosen't get the frozen and star trek one...
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
The Tumblr app glitched out, putting the Star Trek image/gif (presumably for another post) in with a collection of Frozen images/gifs.
muffinlynx
#10 more like it's what'll be inside of belle that counts iykwim
OddOod
#5 try LASIK. It is life changing
PhysiclePartics
I'm blind af but retinal detachement runs in my family and afaik LASIK is also a risk factor so I can't risk it :(
OddOod
Yeah, as with any recommendation, it comes with the caveat "as long as it's safe". You could call them and ask, Wolfe was helpful
dijital101
Not available for everybody. My sister has astagmatism in both eyes and the doctors tell her every time she's not a candidate.
OddOod
I had MAD astigmatism. And was so blind I never lost my glasses in 13 years of wearing them. now have 20/15. Went through Wolfe.
OddOod
Though, it's possible she's a bad candidate for a different reason than her astigmatism.
Blze001
#1 everyone is missing the fact that this proves Michael Cera is either immortal or a time traveler.
DanFranzen
"Ah geez, that's me"
IamNotANihilist
#1 is a young Mitch McConnell
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
That's a lot of cocks in one car.
Voltair
PedanticGonkDroid
You can't just say that and then leave.
csillagvihar
But it appears that he did just that.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I hate Tumblr
missbelled
that’s nice, dear
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Nowadays you can just buy the hole. Take that any way you like.
GlassCannon570
It was a good decision to listen to 1812 Overture followed by Thats What I Call Polka by Weird Al Yankovic while reading this.
IDidntDoIt
I started working at 15. Depends on the state. Also drivers permit at 14. South Dakota. What a silly place.
PhysiclePartics
Where I live, you can work from age 13. The jobs and hours allowed are super limited tho, and it's meant for kids to be able to make 1/2
PhysiclePartics
additional pocket money, not to help support their family.
leechdemon
"in literally dying, I can't even"
Roshiro
Happy face-with-tear emoji
FlatPlutoSociety
Was there any of that anywhere in this post?
raosion
I was about to say, I didn't recall seeing that in this batch.
PubicOvergrowth
LET'S ALL WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY
Soulren
Yes because that's so different from all the repetitious jokes imgur does
Housemaster
Did you just...
hcandotherletters
I'm okay with writing in caps because it states yelling, but "Did you just..." pisses me off so much.
Housemaster
That's why I posted it since I figured the comment thread was annoying tumblr phrases.
spaceasaurus
That Barbie one is legit.
YouL0stTheGame
“Here’s gartharr the vortex-warper and her slave, ken.”
DeviledAvacado
I used to steal my brothers Action Man toys and turn Barbie into Deep Jungle Action Barbie, or stuff like that. It was great.
PhysiclePartics
Me and my sis pretended our Bratz dolls was evil agents taking over the world. We once tortured a Kim P. doll to death for being a traitor.
Paninisareallevil
I used to use all of the tin foil to make battle armor for Barbie and her battle horse and swords and shit nom was too proud to be angry
Paninisareallevil
Lol mom
spaceasaurus
ProxyPlayerHD
link to the one you're refering too, people are lazy.
fgvbttd
I knew I wasn’t the only one. We had a complex society run by slavery, prostitution, magic, and child abandonment. My Mom was very worried.
RedClaws23
I've heard way too much about my mom and her sisters playing with Barbies when they were little and this fantasy lore stuff must be new
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I played with them over 20 years ago, and out barbies were sisters who were princesses and they lived on an island that was split down /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
the middle by a river so they each had half, but the palace was built over the river and they shared it and the river went right through /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
the middle of the throne room. And then the kens were brothers and sometimes they were good guys but sometimes they were bad guys but it /3
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
was because they were tricked by even badder guys and our barbies had to show them the error of their ways. Either that or we'd go /4
spaceasaurus
20+ years ago my Barbie was a Witch Queen who used her magic to flood neighboring kingdoms when they wouldn’t send enough gold. The plebs >
spaceasaurus
Paid their taxes in candy. I would throw other Barbies in jail for anything and everything. And if I was feeling particularly evil I >>
spaceasaurus
Would behead the traitors and line my castle moat with their heads. Good times.
RedClaws23
This comment was so worth it to hear random imgurian Barbie lore
TheGoodKevin
Re: the nutslayer, what ritzy ass state has fencing in their public schools. Ours barely have doors
YourWaifuIsTrash
The kind that Europeans would let their kid go to
mph5mph
A castle?
caaarrots
I went to a ritzy ass high school in suburban Chicago, can confirm that ritzy ass schools do have fencing.
jenigrl85
We had old chipped fiberglass lacrosse sticks that left splinters in your hand. And that stupid beeping running exercise of death.
NotRapefortheWilling
Probably Maine
HillOfBeans
That feels like a Stephen King reference.
Gamma169
New Jersey actually has a very strong public school fencing presence. A lot of Russian coaches moved there after the fall of the USSR.
MetaSomma
"Comrade, our great communist empire is collapsing! What should we do?" "New Jersey. We move to New Jersey......."
chbarts
"Is part industrial wasteland, part hillbilly enclave, part tasteless rich people! Is perfect! Is just like Mother Russia!"
EMTMarv
You think someone would do that? Just go telling lies on the internet.
WilltheGinger
Oh look at mr fancy over here with his building, we just had a plot of land.
NeynasGhost
He never said they had a building! He said they had DOORS!
Placentaur
Math class: IF YOU CAN PLOT A LAND YOU CAN PLOT A POINT ON A GRAPH
WilltheGinger
PE class: IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH YOU CAN DODGE A BALL
TechnicalDrift
You joke, but every single public school I went to had outdoor trailer classrooms because we had too many students for the main building.
WilltheGinger
That sucks hope it was okay
tiredmombie
Same. Oregon.
WilltheGinger
My school is full of asbestos and holes in the roof if it helps
ChuckValiant
Ooh look at mr billionaire, with his fancy plot of land. We just had a bucket of dirt and 2 bricks.
iners
Oh LOOK AT MR BUCKET! I only had a handful of dust
ThatOneGuyFrom6thGrade
You had rocks? All we had was out imaginations
medsal15
Imagination? I barely had a brain
WhoWatchesTheWatchm3n
BRAIN?! I barely had consciousness.
theboy1
A brain? Look at Mr Corporeal Form over here existing.