Gym not required!!!

Jun 26, 2015 3:59 PM

Jaeto

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Planks

Harder than they look. This is actually a great workout for anyone with a bad back.

Walking

Treadmill not required

Jumping Jacks

No excuses! If you do nothing else to keep fit, do jumping jacks! Do them everyday! Don't think you can? Start with one on day one. Do 30 on day 30. Guaranteed results!!!!!

Skipping Rope

If you haven't done this in a while, you'll be surprised at how much work it is, and how out of shape you are (or in shape!)

Humping the ball

Not sure the benefit here, but if you do this in front of your SO, it will probably lead to some form of exercise. Give it a go, record your results!

Burpees

Kinda like a plank-to-jump. Advanced move if your still in the Doritos's for dinner phase.

Pole Dancing

Not something you can probably do in your house, but still a great exercise. I've never met a stripper with a gym membership or with good eating habits. How do they stay so fit, you ask? Working the pole!

Sit ups

Sit ups suck. I hate them. And if you know what you're talking about, you do, too. Crunches are just as good for developing your core.

Important detail: neither crunches nor sit-ups will give you abs like this. We all have reasonably well developed abs. But most of us also have a protective layer of fat over them. Core exercises will not help with love handles, muffin tops or beer belly's. Dropping your overall body fat is the only cure.

Hula hoop

Want to exercise with your kids? Hula hoop!!!! Just do it already. It's fun and you'll look great doing it. Nothing is sexier than watching a girl move her hips.

It's a great core exercise, but more importantly it gets the heart rate up, and you can watch TV while doing it (if that's your thing). Makes less noise than a treadmill, and cost way way way less. Bud don't buy a $5 hoop. One that works well with a good counter weight inside is closer to $20. If you have a larger frame, get a larger hoop. You'll struggle to use a child's hoop.

Boxing!

Whether your are shadow boxing, using a bag or beating on your partner, boxing is an incredible exercise. If you are out of shape, there is no way you can hit a heavy bag for 3 minutes straight (if you are applying your self). It is amazingly tiresome.

This

This is proof that hot chicks look hot no matter what they do. It's also proof that you can find a way to improve your health without any special equipment.

Every day is a chance to improve yourself. It's never too late to start, and anything you do, no matter how small, has an impact.

GO BE AWESOME!

Heavy bag work out will destroy you. You have to focus though or you could hurt your wrists or shoulders pretty easy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Being military I agree, FUCK BURPEES

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Procrasturbation commences

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well now that's a great post.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Grew big boobs. That would be great if I wasn't male...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Nationass Gifgraphics" on that last one. Nice.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Didn't read. Just scrolled through and watched gifs. +1

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I love exercise.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

One word: Clickbait...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would so knock that last woman down the subway stairs and steal the bag of cheetos she hides in her purse

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I clearly see what you did there. Well played sir

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of these are already fit people working out like an infomercial. Motivation 0

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

commenting so i can find this later

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for talking about abs the right way. Can't see how good they are when covered in fatty mcfattness

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 and #5... cause you know you wanted to see them again

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And im just sitting here, taking a dump

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm sensing a theme here, I just cant put my finger on it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm a guy who really just works out his forearms....and only his right one.....

10 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

._.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never skip 3rd leg day!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

bahahaha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm confused. Is this genuine advide or OP wanting chicks to do hot stuff? I'm down either way

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It started off as me just whoring for points, but I figured I'd at least try and make a decent post out of it. Thanks for the support!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know you're hot but move your ass, I'm trying to get to the subway!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

nevermind, i'll just miss the train and ride this instead

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a very bumpy ride

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that ScarJo in #5? If so, what is that from!?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Jun 8, 2018 2:47 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You're a gentleman and a scholar

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boobs. Ass. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Ass. Boobs.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I like this ratio.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure, but I don't think #4's bra is sized correctly...

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

For science: London Reigns

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think she needs a sports bra for that. Exercise calls for containment, not pushup.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Actually, it looks like a good size, it's just not for that kind of activity, at all. Her chest will be sore after that.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MIght break down her breast tissue, too. Mine did when I didn't have a sports bra for all the running in AF Basic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so sore just watching...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PSA for ladies who've had kids: Kegels are super important to do regularly if you want to comfortably do jumping or squatting excercises

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I presume this isnt an issue after a cesarian?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kegels are a pretty great exercise to do anyways to improve orgasms, but after birth weakened pelvic muscles can cause minor incontinence

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ain't nothing that wrecks exercise motivation quite like a leaky bladder every time you land.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, I almost added a kegel to this set, but I think it actually deserves its own post. One of my friends has a "commercials and...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...stoplights" routine she has been doing for 15 years. She's over 40 and has had kids, but is as well off now as she was at 18.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS TO DO PUSHUPS WITH AN ERECTION

10 years ago | Likes 469 Dislikes 1

its called a cock push up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It tells you how far to go down. I go lower than all of you. *starts crying

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you, I can still do a push-up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It should be easier with the extra leg for support

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tuck it into your waistband. *sigh* Amateurs...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can do push-ups with your erection? Cool.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can do push-ups with your erection, you should be in porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easier though right? As you're essentially a tripod

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pentapod?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're probably not doing them right (or just have a big dick) if it touches the ground in a pushup position..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think you're doing pushups wrong, or I have a big dick.. Yeah I think you're doing them wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah I'm definitely not doing them wrong as a certified trainer... Maybe I've just never had an erection while doing pushups

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it must be... hard

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It also makes the guys really mad when I grab their stuff and mash it into the ground.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well.... none of the people in the images above seem to worry about it....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. But I can run so much better. Whether I'm more aerodynamic or nobody wants to run in front of the guy with an erection? I don't know.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

if your nose touches the ground before your penis does...sry man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My belly touches before my dicky do.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you stretch to warm up, the erection should go away in a minute or two, no? The blood gets the signal to flow away from the penis.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Penises don't work that way.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TenaciousD says you only need to do one cock pushup.

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

"USE THE D!!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You have learned well, my child."

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Dude, we've been through so much shit. Deactivated lasers, with my dick. Now it's time to blow this fycker down.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

stole my fuckin line

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just do a tribute

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And a powerslideee

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GIG SIMULATIONS NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK BURPEES!!!

10 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 3

I always feel lightheaded, like I'm about to pass out while doing them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No but I don't think it's been said enough. FUCK BURPEES!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ALL DAY. GIMME MORE!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am 6ft4in, 225 lbs and burpees feel like repeatedly mountain climbing a very short distance.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ain't what that lady doin called bastards, though? She doin the lil push up i seent it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy who created burpees also thought Jar Jar was awesome, has been to every Nickleback concert, and thought Hitler was misunderstood.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Nic Cage?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buck Furpees.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always liked them in warm up. Gets the blood pumping quickly and it's nice and hard.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THEM?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They suck so much because they're so fucking good for you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First time attending a new core class we did 10 burpees, then 9 burpees, then 8,7,6,5...then I went outside and passed out.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought we were only doing 10, so I went hard on the first set and blew up.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I fucking love Burpees. I'm weird. I have 10lb weights in each hand when I do them. I feel like I actually accomplished something doing them

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sometimes, do them under a pull-up bar or rings, add in a second squat - to put the weights down, and throw in a pull-up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are nuts!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats exactly what I mutter under my breath when I'm doing them

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I feel a fellow military man in the midst.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your opinions of burpees change when you do them in long sleeves and boots whilst getting yelled at in summer humidity.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't upvote this enough. Some people will never know the pain and hardship of this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who is about to be a marine..woohoo can't wait!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0