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Aug 18, 2017 6:21 AM
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demyxgod
Bran is a cripple
AtheistNotAntiTheist
Bran likes to get off by watching his sister get raped then making comments how beautiful she was. You want us to be like him? Curious.
gnovice
Bucs1040
OuroborosX
Bran is the Night's King. That's why he always knows when he's watching him.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Bran is the exact average of all four Beatles combined...
fezfolife
This tree staring ,emo fuck has gotten pretty annoying
davidattenbruva
Bran the three eyed dickhead.
AStrongFemaleCharacter
TheFairyGodmothe
Cersei dies in the next episode.
JSmith316
BaconPancakes
...Which is surprising because most vegetables spoil after being left out for a while.
rendombeastly
But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
eroso
He knows more about Bran Flakes.
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
If the current Bran annoys you, then ya'll be glad that he doesn't have that much scene next episode.
K3lladoor
The next one he's all over it though.
Flashback0180
hodor
howstuffworks
holdor
BenjaminBanks
username on point
Kelpy14
Bran is a cunt
FranticFreddie
He spoiled that Jon is a Targaryen
ThatsNoSpaceStationItsMyAss
This is barn...
rayeofsunshine
Bran keeps you regular. He'll go right through you
docweird
He never carries his own weight, though.
Nearlyburly
Ouch
Chowless
Well wait, does he know everything, or jjst everything that has happened so far?
RuKosopaty
No thanks, i like my legs working.
YoDisMike
emo Bran is depressing
dankaronidude
I just started watching GoT and I'm on season 5 after 6 days
ThisFrickenGuy
You da real MVP
Noob3rts
Most people on Imgur are great about spoilers but then something interesting happens and BAM! Spoiling fucks everywhere. Death to spoilers.
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STGxDante
Alot of ppl have the mentality of if it gets spoiled to me then I have to run it for everyone else to.
Topi41
ImOutHereDoingTheLordsWork
Undead Dragon.
mrwigglypants
Turn one little Dragon into a zombie and BOOM spoilers everywhere.
idownvoteplottwist
Spoiler: Sam and Gilly have more conversations.
UNRAVELINGTHEWORLD
Also fuck you.
melotprieks
That's right! Death to spoilers, but dare to criticize islam and you're a target of imgur's SJW watch! for the watch!
Pegussu
bruh i know this ain't some shit you just brought up
OrkfaellerX
pianosleeves
Dumbledore dies
ThisFrickenGuy
Snape killed him
Gezo
White walkers killed it. And resurrected it.
JGGennedy
Spoiler: Someone will die between next episode and the season finale.
boozebag
The leaked episode confirms this
ThisFrickenGuy
I was about to say "next episode IS the season finale" then remembered next episode is the leaked one so it's not "last episode" yet.
Every1friend
I think you have to be super retarded to get something spoiled on imgur...ppl keep clicking GOT posts then cry about it.u either in or out
Noob3rts
Try using mobile. It doesn't work that way on there. You just swipe from one post to the other without seeing what is coming next.
CyBercrook
All I do is hit NEXT POST I don't click individual posts.
Every1friend
well there ya go, a super retarded way to go about it.
misspenguin
using an image of him this old is kind of a spoiler already. I'm on seasson 4...
ThisFrickenGuy
I'll be honest, being more than a season behind is kind of your fault at this point, but I can still feel bad. I hate getting things spoiled
misspenguin
No worries, man. The internet is a merciless and unfriendly place for people who dont like spoilers :D Starting Season 5 tomorrow.
ThisFrickenGuy
Cool! I think S5 might be my least favorite, but S6 is phenomenal so I hope you enjoy!
edward8767
That's no one's fault but your own at this point
misspenguin
Of course not :-) or actually, I could blame my SO who wants to watch it with me but can't really keep up.
misspenguin
But I mainly wanted to point out the irony, and hopefully inspire to do similar post with screen caps from earlier seasons.
beangasm
Bran dies
ThatIsMyPassword
Would you say Bran done?
Jonnymarre
Han dies
eroso
I heard that to honor him, they named some flakes after him.
Donation123
Rasin Bran?
CassiusPolybius
He's on Game of Thrones, of course he does.
CassiusPolybius
Saying "x GOT character dies" is like saying "x Family Guy character is unfunny", that's just how the show works.
ThisFrickenGuy
Except for everyone who's still alive?
CassiusPolybius
For how long, though?
ThisFrickenGuy
I mean, I'd say some people have some pretty decent plot armor at this point. And if they DID die, it's so close to the end that it would
supremepooperscooper
I mean i hope so
Talann1
I haven't watched the movies. Is this the same bran at the very beginning of the game of thrones? He was 7...and things happened.
imagurian
Valar murghulis
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.
Gezo
Are you seriously spoiling the undead dragon for everyone??
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Erm, it's a quote from South Park. And... I haven't started watching a single episode from season one. What's this about what you said now?
Gurun00b
He died in that cave.
melotprieks
We all did, in a way.
KingZullu
He died when Hodor changed his medieval catheter with his giant hands.
Cboberry
Good. He's responsible for Hodor's death
Patlabor
Also responsible for Hodor's Hodorness.
Marflower
Arguably he's already dead.
Iammoonie
He's the Night King. Just a theory.
Marflower
A rather convoluted and more of a "what if" sorta thing based on very flimsy evidence.
ElbowDeepInACat
Same with Jon
Zreen
Well great, they can all meet up with the survivors of Oceanic 815 in that quasi-mystic church thing
Marflower
Well yeah, Jon is a bit more obvious case of vitally challenged
melotprieks
Arya also died. Figuratively speaking. She's no one.
Sinth0ras
no she is not no one https://youtu.be/rrlG9Ri3VAY?t=90
Gladius82
She won the game by convincing Jaqen that she was Arya Stark of Winterfell. She is no one.
apocalypter
Actually its highly improbable that she won against waif, being injured and shit. Arya could well be a faceless man now!
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMoralNihilist
The reason Arya won that fight was because of the time that she spent training blind and mastering her other senses.
melotprieks
Even of she won (and I hope she did), it looks like she succumbed to indoctrination program of the faceless men. She a hybrid. A lone wolf.
melotprieks
The fact that she was injured so terribly is writers' mistake.
shakinmyhead
I don't think he knows the future, he has to scout where the army of the dead is, why would he do that if he knows what will happen anyway
changobananas
He knows more than you and I.
OuroborosX
So you think you can change the future? You're one of those time travelers? Silly.
Mahzarin
Maybe he can only witness what weirwoods witness!
CentaurForDiseaseControl
The future is a series of possibilities. He can scout the past, but probably not the future
gewalt
he can see the future, but its a murky puddle of possibilities, not a clear path, he knows his skill level is not good enough to be handing
gewalt
out actionable advice to leaders
CommentProvider
Right, he can worg, see anything that happens near weirwood trees, and has the cumulative knowledge of all of the past 3 eyed ravens.
K3lladoor
Right. He seems to know past and possibilities. He appeared surprised to see Arya expecting her to go to King's Landing.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
It's a shame his knowledge of the past means he can't see what happened 1 second ago and see where everyone was right then.
TinyLiehon
Not that he can't but why would he need that info?
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
He wouldn't need to send birds out as scouts. He could be the ultimate scout himself.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
(2/2) Sort of the reverse of what Muad'Dib does after losing his sight in the Dune books
secretbison
In the books he can only see things that happened near a weirwood tree. On the show he can see random shit in Dorne and the Red Keep
Automatvapen
Apparently watching his sis get raped as well :P
TheGokuButton
That was near enough to a tree. Sansa was married next to it, so that will be in the books.
CentaurForDiseaseControl
Oof
Automatvapen
I stand corrected
joedirty1
This branhub:
earlymornin
Does not resolve.. :'(
KnowerOfNothing
Wait WHAT?!
(+1, best comment of the week)
superbeastwatermelon
May be he should run a request section.
obligatoryguy
+1 for the most hilarious thing I've seen today.
Patlabor
Lost it at Smoking Hot Lannister Soldiers.
DorminRader
Dope
CrispyBit
"He came early!"
lucidaddict
@ISeeNipple
PapaRamRam
I like how the burning Lannister soldiers have the most views
TinyLiehon
One of the menu items says "Fook now" ... you can hear the onions in that accent
MFuzzySmock
"hear the onions"
obligatoryguy
Bran is an idiot. His entire job should be spoiling stuff. Instead he waits for people to die and then goes "I knew that would happen."
Simonboo
I thought he was the time travelling Night King and JS and/or Dany will have to end up killing him - with or without a dragon.
guildofdreamers
What if telling people their fates, fucks up the future he's trying to make a reality?
zhukoz
Yeah, you fucking cunt Bran lol
MichaelHames
Thing is he is just emotionally dead as he had already experienced all of this to come to pass
KeatonJazz
We're all doing that watching GOT- waiting for each character to die & saying, "I knew that would happen."
Organoleptic
It might be because the truth comes to him and not vice versa
NachoPete
He is just a kid though.
xeseyer
fuck you, bran.
DanFranzen
For some reason, I thought he couldn't see the future, just the present (elsewhere, like warging into someone far away, like ravens) or past
asm80dfa8sdfj
Future him can see and interact with the past, right? It has been proven that he has affected the world before he had the power.
MarxismIsCool
Funny is when Arya complains that "World doesn't let girls decide what they want to be" but then 5 queens, an assassin, knight, cleric.
FuckYourMorality
If you understood all of eternity, and knew everything that has happened and that will happen, how much care could you hold for one person?
RickMDC
I know... fuckin hipster
DiddlyDooDoo
He's the doctor Manhattan of game of thrones
Jawsers
He only knows things that the plot dictates
zombiebatman
Chaos is a ladder motherfuckers
kirbyvictorious
WHY DOESNT HE TELL ANYONE THAT THAT IS LITTLE FINGERS DAGGER WTF
funkmoth
So he's captain hindsight?
SBSP129
To quote Michael Scott "Should've had hindsight. "
obligatoryguy
Pretty much.
esquelleto
Could form Westeros' shittest superteam with Captain Friendzone, Captain Browned Butter, and Captain Reek
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esquelleto
One word, 'prostate'
Coolbacca
Next season they will introduce his sidekicks Shoulda Woulda and Coulda
Belaco
Sup dad
kaztas
Dude...THAT'S the 3-headed Dragon from prophecy! IT IS WRITTEN!
Coolbacca
Bruh....no WAY!
Ynigmatyk
Shoulda coulda killd woulda but lets him live. When woulda finds out woulda kills shoulda. He shoulda killed him wen he had the chance.
Ryebread91
You must be a great great grandpa or something for that tier of dad joke.
immabosssortoff
Bran's a cunt
TomValentine
There's no cure for a cunt
obligatoryguy
Nah, he's just a feeling-less, farseeing, time travelling vegetable. Be nice.
icanthinkofagoodusername
I'm still waiting for this cunt to do something epic. I have such high expectations for him.
AngeloPetraglia
I worry you will be disappointed. I think he is a complete misdirect. Maybe he can give information on how WWs were stopped in the past. >>
AngeloPetraglia
Or Maybe he travels back to try to stop the WW from being created and gives the Children the idea to create them, and becomes the first WW?
howstuffworks
Or he wargs into a dragon and kills everyone, including sans, because he decided to do a genocide run for they yet-to-be-invented youtube.
ohdeepthought
if he's seen it happen then he can't change it from happening as that would mean it never would of happened and he didn't see it happen. 1
obligatoryguy
If he can't affect causality, then he's just a over-hyped telescope.
CliffWestern
Theory: I *think bran is all the other brans. It only looks like he isn't changing things because he already has. He is fufilling thebest1/2
CliffWestern
Outcome he could find (in other words, ensuring the horde doesn't murder everyone). Even small actions can make giant ripples.
CliffWestern
Sorry, forgot crucial detail. He was actually learning from himself beyond the wall making it come full circle.
ohdeepthought
Also it's kinder to not tell people how they die.
DoYouLikePinaColada
Yes, it's better to tell them how pretty they were, the time they got raped.
ohdeepthought
Well his best friends are a three eyed raven and a giant man child.
DoYouLikePinaColada
Hodor!
bobislost
And it all ends with him travelling back in time to sit in that tree and wait for his youngerself to turn up
obligatoryguy
That would be a very just end to his shitty existence. Imagine the 3-eyed crow having to train Bran, knowing full well how useless he is.
bobislost
A never ending cycle of uselessness since brann is the 3 eyed crow
obligatoryguy
That is perfect.
melancholypanda
Except that the 3 eyed crow that trains Bran is Brynden Rivers
CliffWestern
Maybe he couldn't reveal himself for fear of altering the path he has already chosen.
CliffWestern
If it goes full circle then he has probably seen it turn out very differently a unknowable amount of times.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Yep, instead he just tells his sister that she was beautiful the night she got raped
Lewdeverydayuntilbanned
Is it really rape if they were married and the term rape doesn't apply to that situation in universe?
TheMachineKill3r
Found the rapist lawl
TheMachineKill3r
"Define rape"
Caphalor
Yes lmao
Roudy
Yes
HowSaucyIam
I dont think you remember that episode very well...
Lewdeverydayuntilbanned
If you asked anyone of the characters, they would say it wasn't rape
HowSaucyIam
Ask anyone on imgur, they will say its rape.
catsnroombas
You're holding onto this "in universe" thing pretty hard dude. Without consent it's rape, whether they recognize it as such or not.
Lewdeverydayuntilbanned
"Consent" means nothing to a medieval fantasy setting that Game of Thrones is set in when it comes to consummating marriage.
catsnroombas
It meant nothing to the US governmentn't until the mid-70's, but it still existed.
NastyBert2000
Maybe some characters on the show would legally not consider it rape, but IRL it obviously describes a specific scene very well.
Lewdeverydayuntilbanned
Yeah obviously irl it's rape, but I was trying to explain how it's not rape within the universe of game of thrones, apparently that >
Lewdeverydayuntilbanned
> makes me mentally ill and a rapist apologetic and also a rapist.
illuminerdy
Are you mentally ill? There are so many unhealthy marriages and I can assure you that lots of the time, it is rape. If your partner says no-
illuminerdy
and you keep going, you are a rapist.
Lewdeverydayuntilbanned
Not in universe
illuminerdy
Lmfao, I don't know what that means.
jolietjane
martial rape is a thing.
Lewdeverydayuntilbanned
Not in universe
HowSaucyIam
Except it is, half of Castle Black are former rapist, check your facts dude.
jolietjane
IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE, PUTTING A DICK IN A WOMAN WHEN SHE DOESN'T WANT IT IS "RAPE."