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Jul 22, 2017 12:50 AM
Memphishikes
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2muchbaconsaidno1ever
What the F (roll credits)!
Cuntard
it's almost like a team of professional hair, make-up, and surgeons makes you look younger than you are
hukopukolukodoso
You guys are surprised at celebs who look young at an old age but forget they don't work everyday like the normal person
WHOLEMILK
I think Wilfred was born 62
IronMarla
Stay out of the sun, kids!
demodulated
And Cocoon was about alien eggs that make you young again.
Foopfoop
Would bang both.
TannhauserGate
If I remember well, he had to wear make up to look older in this movie.
Doucey
LordCommanderTomSnow
Tom Cruise is currently 2 years OLDER than Wilford Brimley in Coccoon.
TheGuywithTehHat
I had to read that title three times for it to make sense
Sexlexic
Cant wait for teen Aunt May where Peters like 4 swinging around the play ground catching bad babies
tazednconfused
I still beat off to both
stoler202
The title gave me a stroke.
TypsyDanger
I'm pretty sure marissa tomei is not a fat frumpy guy. Bad comparison.
perkdrip
They're two different people.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
*squints* you sure or is this some kind of trick?
Boombox100
Wow ... my cousin vinny will always be in the top 10 movies of all time .
RisingDragon
We've seen the former topless and I hope to god we haven't seen the latter in the same.
Ivoteno
Jessica Tandy in Batteries Not Included was supposed to be 19. It's true. Seriously though, Hollywood casting is fuuuucked up.
azgrak
Some people win the genetic lottery and some not so much.
RogueMachinae
I'm sure being rich helps.
ifiknewiwouldntbehererightnow
Yeah...but 52 is the new 25.
ifiknewiwouldntbehererightnow
And 52 used to be the old 75
AllTheBestNamesWereTaken
Only one of these people has an Academy Award...
MadMike75
She is hot but WTF is up with that title?
HelaSisterOfThor
Wilford was born an old man.
NotACanadian
That's the side effect of naming your kid Wilford.
TheyCallMeAsshole
Diabeetus...
bilborrax
You're doing God's work
jRam90
"My pancreas doesn't work"
Chyvalri
Laughed way harder at this than I should have
DigiRust
This is what I was looking for
ipoopedmybum
Haha me tooo
Ypso83
I would literally crawl over a mile of broken glass, just to hear her fart into a walkie talkie.
bigbowliofravioli
Go out and meet people.
Diddyu
No.
collinthewhale
TysonGoesOutside
Yea still not sure .
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Pretty dumb then... She's 1 year older in her pic than he is in the pic above. Damn. School failed you.
WasIschDaLos
Same
CaptainCinnabar
Tomei in 2017 is a year older than the old dude when he was alive in 1985
abcEasyAs123
So I'm to compare her to a diabetic dude with a mustache. I mean I guess if I had to I'd fuck her, marry him and kill OP.
princessatigresa
Same.
celestedrake
It says she is 52 and he was 51 in the pics...
TravestyDiner
Why is Wilfred Brimely the point of comparison. In what scenario were thinking about these two at the same time?
TravestyDiner
If it was sexual, I'm really curious what your childhood was like
TysonGoesOutside
Mind your own business, how about that!
bigbowliofravioli
Aunt May is supposed to be an old lady, not a middle aged hot chick
iamnotsirwalterscott
Aunt May has gotten younger and hotter with each reboot.
Yojoo
True, but also who gives a fuck.
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
Peter parker is 15 in spiderman homecoming, a 52 year old aunt makes a lot more sense than an old lady
Rapiecage
she's not his aunt, though. Great Aunt, iirc
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
Site your source plz. There have been so many alt-universes that I can't dispute this but I only remember as being his Aunt.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Cite*
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
MRW I used the wrong word in a post.
Thanks for the correction
ryan50ryan
I would marry Marisa Tomei.
reload2456
Poor choice. Aunt may is single for a reason. Shes clearly batshit insane.
aintgottimeforyou
Dude go for it! She'd be lucky to have bad ass like you.
Gargusuz
She wouldn't marry you tho
TurrdFerguson
She does like quirky shorty bald men.
GoodOlMusky
Don't forget stocky!
emkev
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
NachosFlandersStyle
aintgottimeforyou
Pft... Like you have what it takes to be her trophy husband. I on the other hand, don't either.
beemojimovie
Isn't that the same hand then?
landofahz
I was about to make a masturbation joke, then read your user name and now I'm sad. I just, I mean, why? Why? I'm gonna go lay down.
beemojimovie
While you're at it, remember that the future best picture winner the EMOJI MOVIE comes out next Friday!
ryan50ryan
I man can dream... :'(
Diddyu
*wet dream
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
She's 52......wow......
krapmyself
Wowzas seems more adequate.
oxide454
Salma Hayek is 50....I've had something for her since I was younger and see no reason to divert course now
TBretz
If she's 52, I'm 52
byllman
*understatement intensifies*
Sionas
It's more obvious in other shots. This one is quite flattering. That said, she still has aged quite well.
IronGravyBoat
Just watched it tonight. It shows quite a bit when they're in the Thai restaurant and you see her profile.
ImgurisluvImgurislife
And she puts on those oversized reading glasses.
oshodatwan
Money and genetics can be a wonderful thing
Evergrey
And botox maybe too.
crazysmile
I think that would be the money
Evergrey
Point.
Mimsey
Consider people from the Great Depression are still kicking it. Imagine how long people born today might live.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Some of us might even get old enough to finish paying our student loans.
KnucleheadFlow
Just hear about the science editor form a san franisco newspaper retiring today after 7fucking7 years on the job, since 1940. 98 years old.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
U heard of Angela Bassett? She's 58
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
SHE'S 58?........WOW........
Svimbi
In this picture?! Oh wow
oxide454
She looks great, but I think Christie Brinkley is the MVP of females who are age resistant
apittsburghoriginal
So much $ in Botox, surgery, skin products, fitness training and food. Not to dismiss good genetics but I think those make the difference.
Svimbi
Agree. And my all time favorite, but younger than those two, Claudia Schiffer
MisterNesbitt
Wowzers i just made a mess in my trousers
Alavar
And you wonder why I keep wrestling elvis
CephalopodLodge4
Lord help us he's back in his pink alf shirt
MyNameIsVatche
Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit
TheOnlyTruJhawk
Jessica! Rest assured superman's here to rescue ya.