After carefully measuring precisely how far apart the tires are on a Bridges truck, my improvised ramp worked exactly as planned.

Nov 13, 2019 3:31 PM

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Death Stranding

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anytime I'm watching a video for more than 15 seconds I'm waiting for "epstein didn't kill himself" or "your finally awake"

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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engineering in the field. What they dont teach in class. Video games still cause violence though. *lol jk. :)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I wanna play this game but I'm too busy grinding on RD.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Precisely measured?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s a technical term

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What game is that?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bridge babies

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How... How did you even get in that truck with 4 feet of gear on your back ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

This...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel cheated

6 years ago | Likes 1223 Dislikes 4

Physics engine on point

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yup. Kinda pissed I held on for the whole thing

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can just bunny hop over that shit

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Could tell fromthe overhead view that the wheels were way further apart than the ramps. Didn't you think it wise to stop the truck just in

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

front of them and double check the separation was correct?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that was stupid.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It bothers me that all that stuff on his back just clips right through the trucks seat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/maybemaybemaybe

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You will never get back those 60 seconds of your life...and neither will I

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With my internet, it was closer to 5 minutes.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get a trike, do a wheelie, use a single ladder ;)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That feels actually pretty realistic

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I love how massive that backpack is, but you don't have to take it off to sit comfortably in the truck.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be just another animation. All cargo goes to the back of the truck

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can still SEE the backpack on him, though. It just kind of morphs into the seat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's empty. It's clearly visible when he exits the car. But yeah that does not make it any more comfortable

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Now where did I go wrong here?"

6 years ago | Likes 719 Dislikes 5

Strafed left after pacing out the correct distance. Ladders weren't wide enough

6 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

How the hell does a person sit in a seat in a truck with packs like that?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

the same way people manage to sit and play this game <.< lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Cargo goes in the back, duh. It just doesn't show another useless animation

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your pack gets shoved off into where the passenger seat would be.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be worse:

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6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Oh man...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No! My boxes of sperm!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Damn dude, that's heartbreaking

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh man. I have no concept of this game, but I know a tragedy when I see it.

6 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

* uninstalls *

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What game is that even?

6 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 10

Fortnite

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Metal Gear Solid 6 : The Back Pain

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

This post deserves a better fate (I did my part +1)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ramp Simulator 2019

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Baby shaking simulator 2019

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

Shake it, shake it, shake it like a bottle of Heinz.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You dare to ask Imgur?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bridges

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Norman Reedus and the funky fetus

6 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 11

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hahahahahahahahahaha+1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jackyboy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest... i can't see him as anyone other than daryl from TWD

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norman fetus

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that an original joke? idc +1 that was good

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd buy that even more than death stranding

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Death Stranding

6 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Thank you :)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a hideo kojima game and it is great if you like heavy story and long cut scenes. I love it, but some that dont call it a walking sim

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because it is a walking sim lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1. Im 31 and ive been playing games since NES, before online. I play games for story and 1p game design. My fav is dark souls. I love

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it really?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's the actual name of the game.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, okay! Thank you, I'll check it out. I didn't know it for sure because people joke around with names a lot.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 2

Holy shit, Astroneer in the wild!

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Omg, someone else actually plays this amazing game. The shit you can do with the scout buggy is probably my favorite pass time.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I did not

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

And she riding the ramp to Heaven

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, GladOS.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did they do something with gravity?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he seriously drive to orbit?? This game looks awesome!

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

moon with low gravity and i tried to take a shortcut to my base on the other side

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's pretty fun with friends. (Astroneer)

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

But they totally need to add the Sonic asphyxiating music for when you're running out of oxygen.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Weird. I would never think of playing this game with other people. I figure that would ruin it for me.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Randos? No thanks, a good friend with similar goals, very much yes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha. That turned out great. Tiny Octopus gives you a +1

6 years ago | Likes 414 Dislikes 58

Ego maniac

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 16

Eugh 3rd person with you....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen you in forever! Hope you're doing well @TinyOctopus

6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 8

Tiny Octopus is workin', trying to get moneys for the holidays and pay the bills. Hope you're doin' well as well.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Glad to see you're doing better

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He's doing fine so far, but I'll catch up eventually.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Your arms must be tiny to fit into a tiny octopus, but you do you.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Octopi actually have no bones and everything can be squished besides their beak so their "arms" can fit almost anywhere

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, so ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus is an octopus like TinyOctopus too?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

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How is this game?

6 years ago | Likes 499 Dislikes 14

Subtlety is for cowards.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It has a very cool story, gameplay and atmosphere. But as I read most US-Americans disliked it, otherwise to Americans, Europeans and Asian

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

9/10 as long as you aren’t American. 5/10 if you are.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

How is this a* game.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your boss wears a Roman Sionis mask and is called Die-hard Man, so weird is gonna be my guess.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm a huge Metal Gear fan and I was so so on this for the first few nights but it finally grabbed me yesterday.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I personally view it as close to EVE as you can get with actual gameplay. I'm a logistics whore.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Jingles called "walking simulator"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is a slow game, and is about story and dialogue. Kinda like The Outer Worlds. Not like Fallout, which is more about systems and gameplay.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

if you like to explore your going to love it, also if you love Kojima at his kojimaist

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's next level. Already put 50 hours into it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Confusing and on-the-nose. Fun and boring. Deep and shallow. Artistic and simplistic.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It was the best of games it was the worst of games

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death Stranding isnt a game, you are and DS is playing you. Sam just happened to be walking by. And Higgs is the little brother wantingaturn

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Horrible. Imagine a walking simulator where the main gameplay challenge is not tripping and falling over.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

People complain about "walking simulators" not having any challenge. Add some challenge and you complain about that too.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can see how it appeals to some, but it's just not for me. None of the game systems really make it enjoyable for me.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I very much enjoyed it. I can see how it can be a turn off. Gameplay may be tedious to many. I love it. I play Stardew Valley so I don't 1/?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

mind tedious. I wanted to know the story so that was my main reason to play. i love the cutscenes. each character in the game was great

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The game is interesting and original, the problem is that neither of those things directly translate to "fun" but it's also hard to say 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If you liked "x" you'll like death stranding. So check out some streamers and videos and see for yourself. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can not truly answer how this is game but it just is game

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kojima said that Americans don't like it because they like shooty-shooty but Europeans do because we like high brow art films.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I refuse to call A Serbian Film high brow art

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Eye see what you did there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Game?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Death Stranding

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Too lazy. What's it about?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Space Fed-Ex baby sitter in that one Black Mirror Facebook episode. Also ghosts.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I regifted it to someone who loved it. I found it tedious but Kojima and his team built an amazing world and story. It just wasn't for me.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I did however watch all the cutscenes like a 9 hour film over the weekend and loved it. But as a game it wasn't my style.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s kind of like a David Lynch movie, if you try to explain it you sound crazy, but the themes and mood are great, and it feels original

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Pretty much sums up most Kojima games. Sounds ridiculous to an outsider, but makes total sense if you are familiar with it.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It has the slowest start in any game ever. I'm not exaggerating when I say you spend the first 8 hours walking around watching cutscenes.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Then you spend another 8 hours building stuff. THEN you finally get some real weapons and can go ape shit bananas on some mother fuckers.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And in that 16 hours, you'll fight 2 bosses which is the only major combat you'll see during that time. It's stealth and avoidance otherwise

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What game is this? Asking for a friend.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Death Stranding.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's out already?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It requires a certain taste. Definitely not for everyone

6 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

And that taste is Monster Energy Drink.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The game had me wanting monster drink. I don't drink energy drinks as much as I used to years ago. But damn being confronted like that

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there any "if you liked ____ you'll probably enjoy this" ??

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you like Battle Royale and intense Raid like firefights and the replay value of Smash Bros. Then this game is not good for you...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tricky. Shenmue maybe? The kind of game that takes mundane tasks and makes them interesting.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you liked Red Dead Redemption 2. It has the same dedication to verisimilitude at all costs, including sacrificing player comfort.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eveyone asks "how is this game", but no one asks "what is this game"

6 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 3

"How is this a game?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, today's the day you learn; the game's death stranding

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Who is this game?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll do you one better who is this game?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit somebody beat me to it!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'll do you one better, why is this game?"

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Also a question many are asking, to be fair.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I was looking for this.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Considering it’s a Kojima game, there is likely a legitimate thoughtful answer to that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically Kojima wants to bone Madds

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Walking simulator

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 24

No no, Hiking simulator

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I refer to it as "babies, bridges, and boxes: A Norman Reedus story"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah just with crafting, driving, enemies, combat, boss fights. But yeah, it's a walking a simulator.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Videogamedunkey did his review video of the game and I stand by my opinion lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really wish people would stop using this super reductive descriptor and gave actually constructive thoughts on games.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

I've learned that when people complain about something being a walking simulator, I'm probably going to love it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ever play Firewatch? Stunning game!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I started it but it was too heavy for the mood I was in that night. I need to get back to it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting, it really depends on the person playing, it’s very open and has a lot of story to dig into, but you are essentially a post 1/?

6 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 3

A “Post Man” ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butt sniffer out to sniff all the butts that have survived the apocalypse, but you must be careful not to get your butt sniffed or you lose.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You dont dig into the story. Kojima hits you over the head with a shovel labeled "PLOT"

6 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

"man, i need a break from this game. wanna go watch a movie?" - you. the game: "I doooooooo"

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You can dig into the story. It's not awfully difficult to understand, as NGE was, for example.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

2/? apocalyptic delivery man that is also trying to reconnect the USA, but I’ve enjoyed it so far, just merely traveling across the world

6 years ago | Likes 256 Dislikes 1

So Fallout: New Vegas.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

I find something peaceful and cathartically fun about being UPS/USPS/FedEx/DHL

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So it's the Kojima version of New Vegas?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

So the movie, The Postman, but removing all the infringing elements?

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Sounds like Kojima

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Excuse me. reconnect the UCA.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha, yes my mistake

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3/? can be challenging

6 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

what is the challenge exactly?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Traversing rough terrain, keeping cargo safe, avoiding enemies and timefall weather events etc

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also monster energy drink

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And your canteen fills up with it when it rains

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay. I might wait to buy it on sale then or buy a used copy

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It's an awesome game, just takes a fuck load of time. 20 hours in and I'm only on chapter 5. Easily distracted :)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Traveling across the world entails shoe durability and constantly having to catch your balance

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0