DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
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Sep 5, 2016 1:40 AM
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
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travishummel
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mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
Impeachment is a helluva drug
SankingDragon
He had dementia guys not laziness.
cbk12
This is probably a dramatization, but the guy probably suffered from some serious health problems due to mental exhaustion.
bigballershotcaller
4 more years
theguythatalwaysasksiftheyresingle
Is that Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
iShouldBeWorking42
My whole name is only 14 letters, but I already have my signature down to 4, because you don't have to sign a lot of things to become lazy
Quaxx
thats accurate IMHO
potatoqueen
That's a very dramatic X. All of the other letters look like your basic cursive, then fancy foot X shows up and starts doin high kicks
nonickname23
I want to start signing 4 now, and I'm not even Richard Nixon.
Spiricy
It took a while but congratulations Dr Nixon.
orgeezuz
eyesbetterblknd
Who cares about his signature when you can enjoy the great taste of Charleston Chew!?
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
I've noticed the same thing happened to my signature over the years. Except the occasional times that I draw penises on electronic pads
youngcleanheir
I’ve got a buddy who's an expert. He's gonna come and take a look.
moistrobotbrain
moistrobotbrain
So? What your buddy say!?
youngcleanheir
Someone's been browsing random and commenting 4 years old posts... Avoiding all the political posts maybe ?
mooselikestoparty
I used to sign every letter until I joined the military, then it was initials and last name, now it's initials and a squiggly.
Sporkeldee
Same. And then when I signed my re enlistment papers I had to spell out every letter including middle name Then laughed because 1/2
Sporkeldee
I forgot how to write Anthony in cursive because I hadn't done that since I was 12
JarJarDrinks
A friend of mine became a judge and now signs over 400 documents per day. His signature has predictably changed.
itsybitsyspider
I worked for a judge that just wrote A and then a line across...his name doesn't even start with A
Promethianfire
Fun fact. He secretly sabotaged the 1968 Vietnam peace talks fearing that peace would hurt his chances in the election.
Promethianfire
He did so by sending false information to the South Vietnamese and President Johnson.
Illithidbane
I used to work a job that had me sign a lot. My signature dropped to the first and last letters of each name. You get lazy signing enough
UndeadGopher
Same here, 100%
Cammo353
I do first letters then try to write the rest as fast as humanly possible
Meltemi
Aye, but mine no longer has even that much; I chopped half the letters off.
MayonnaiseAndVodka
Min is literally an uppercase cursive T, a ~ and a ' because I sign SO MUCH SHIT.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Fun tip: if you write your signature as a line with a few up and down spikes, you can pretend your empty, soulless husk still has a pulse!
CoRektiveAction
I used to have to sign a stack of reports about as tall as a package of paper every day. My signature changed when I hired an assistant.....
Ensano
Stamp
GriffithCantelope
That's why I have a full length version and a signature thats just my initials, saved so much time when I worked in accounts
choover25
Exact same reason for me. I signed a loan today with just my first initial of both names & some scribbles. Their accountant made me redo it
Illithidbane
My loan officer was satisfied after seeing my drivers license had the same scribble
lostangle
my signature used to be a fancy combination of N and V in cursive then the rest of my last name in cursive. Now it's just the NV and scribbl
nottitanium
Same. My real name is too complicated for a proper signature
Velexis
Mine is just the first letter of each name without lifting the pen.
brknsoul
Mine went from a nice cursive name, to a capital letter with a line after it.
HeroOfCanton02
Same here. Had to sign off receipts in retail for every credit transaction..I just have a big 2 big letters and squiggles for a signature
chloramphenicolderivative
I don't really have a signature, but my friend do, so when we both needed to sign something I just wrote my first letter and squiggles.
JasonForge
I have deformed my signature to "Jab Ald"
thecactusfucker
Mine's turned into 'Fk Eli'. Less than half the actual letter in my name. In high school I used to write it out plainly and carefully... Oy.
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
I just write my name really fast, without lifting my pen, and at a slight angle so that it looks like cursive.
Moonattack100
This is how I write because most of the time I don't care so it's a scribble. Sometimes I do big first letter then scribble
FluffySalamandr
I used to do that but now I work for the government and my signature is squiggles with a letter.
throughthoughtthough
I just do my initials unless it's something really important.
NobodyofParticularConsequence
Same here
FluffySalamandr
We have some forms you have to sign and some you initial. Usually it's a combination of both.
klown92
Just like a doctor
FluffySalamandr
Close. Medical industry. Can confirm doctors are the worst and I don't know how they expect anyone to read that shit.