Story time. My dad worked at a company that manufacturers medications, anyway he worked in IT and was unable to connect to a machine that was in a "clean room", well he went in to investigate. He lifted the computer and felt something wet on the bottom, within a few seconds his arm up to his elbow went numb, turns out it was basically liquid pot. His boss gave him the rest of the day off and told him if he was gonna smoke a joint now would be the time as he was getting a free pass.
GhostTater
Bottoms up guys, the whole "I must have gotten a bad Celsius" excuse is only going to cover lunch drinks for a week or two.
BlueSkinnedBeast
“Accidentally”
historycat
Don't warn me about a good time.
cgt9803
In other news, sales of Celsius skyrocket
access
oh no... do we have the batch codes so we can go find these terrible cans and dispose of them in the safety of our own homes.
tmphillips11
I swear occifer. I only had two energy drinks.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
woo energy vodka!
REOJackwagon
*employee looks at upset boss, who is inspecting their energy drink
*nervous laughter
"haha there must have been a mixup at the factory"
MicahtheMartian
I'll have a six pack of the Celsius energy drunk, please.
PrincePiggo
Best excuse for getting wasted at work ever.
Level21Magikarp
The can is all worn down from reuse there are slight crinkles in it, the paint is coming off...
QuigleyDownUnder
Story time. My dad worked at a company that manufacturers medications, anyway he worked in IT and was unable to connect to a machine that was in a "clean room", well he went in to investigate. He lifted the computer and felt something wet on the bottom, within a few seconds his arm up to his elbow went numb, turns out it was basically liquid pot. His boss gave him the rest of the day off and told him if he was gonna smoke a joint now would be the time as he was getting a free pass.
bourbonandbaddecisions
A coworker once pounded what he thought was a canned nitro cold brew at 6:30 in the morning. It was actually a Guinness nitro cold brew.
psugab
Breakfast