LAD!

Jan 29, 2017 9:01 PM

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Not all heroes wear capes!!

Shortly after 3pm on Saturday 28th January 2017, reports of an RTC on Colne Road, Burnley were received. Officers were deployed, and it transpired that a vehicle involved in the collision was that of the bride and groom! The necessary was completed, but the bride and groom were now vehicle-less! Not one to (always) let people down, PC Haworth sprung up, put ribbon on the police vehicle, and transported the newlyweds to their reception, for an evening of drinking and dancing.

Congratulations to the newlyweds - Mr and Mrs Garnett!

Her dress is beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And soon, LAID!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PC Haworth did it "for a night drinking & dancing"...or did I read that incorrectly? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it was supposed to be a sign?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THIS IS NEAR ME, FUCK YEAH LANCASHIRE. Sorry, it's rare that anywhere local to me is on Imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in burnley. Its an alright place, with alright people and alright scenery.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Constable is a great mate , +1

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

The valet wrecked our car the day we checked into our hotel/venue for our wedding. All of our guests had their parking comped!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No wonder. Bad luck to see bride in dress before married. Lucky, could've been worse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It sounds like they already got married and were driving to the reception.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no ribbon on that car!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo she thick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does "put ribbon on" mean turning on the light bar or am I making that phrase more complicated than necessary?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the only ribbon he might have? Police line, do not cross.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably just a ribbon to make the car all weddingy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

U.K. Police are awesome

9 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 5

All police are awesome buddy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Can confirm. One time I watched Hot Fuzz so I know what I'm talking about.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I was drunk and 16 and swung at one (thought I was being jumped by gypsies again). They made me lasagne and took me to my mate's house.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better than American that's for sure

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I like to think any police that see a guy landing a bride like that would step in and make sure it happened.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless they are bald. Don't know why but bald coppers are always dicks

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apart from the ones in South Yorkshire

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatch Happy Valley. Wonderful series

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not always

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

What's all this, then?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Usually though

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Have you heard of Sgt Angel?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nope. I did read about a Sgt Angle in the paper once, though.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lovely Lancashire!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I can hear the accent. "BURNLEH. AM OFF'T'PUB NA LADZ"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm moving there in a week!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whereabouts? I'm in lovely Lancaster

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Accrington! I know nothing about Lancaster but, it does indeed sound lovely!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone from Lancashire, can we please give Burnley to Yorkshire?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, we just want Barnoldswick back since Thatcher moved the boarders.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Yorkshireman I must respectfully decline on behalf of Gods own county, maybe Lincolnshire can take one for the team?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Burnley, the worst place I have ever been in England

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

You should of nipped to Accy, the BIGGEST shit hole in East Lancs and probs England tbh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You should try Leeds.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

OI, fuck you m8. I will have you know we got an award for all our pound shops.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha I went to college there and can after that your pound shops are the only thing you can brag about

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, we dont have much left any more. We have a strong nightlife though ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm strong nightlife might not be the correct words... Although my local town is Rawtenstall so it's definitely stronger than there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean we are no Manchester but it isnt all that bad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0