Science eh

Dec 28, 2016 11:25 AM

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A good year for science!

Do you not link to the full articles?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a science journalist, OH MY GOD POST SOURCES AND CREDIT THE WRITER WTF.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That girl on #1 doesn't look like a real scientist, but who am i to say it....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Moss piglets" <3 also, farewell ununpentium, ununseptium, and ununoctium, you generic motherfuckers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All these amazing things happened, meanwhile mainstream media considered Trump's twitter more important.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

46% of Americans believe the planet is between 4000 and 10,000 years old. Supposedly an advanced country. Makes my head hurt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Plutos a fucking planet!!!" -plutonions

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can tell that #6 is the worlds oldest fossile by the lack of pixels

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exciting times , so much left to discover.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home. Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just hard to move when you're stuck in one of those inflatable sumo suits all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine a scientist starts to dissect one. The suit is cut open and a little guy in there jumps out and starts flipping off the scientist.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They meant a tenth planet of course...

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Who else tried clicking one of the links? ...I tried twice.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

prob. just me,but i really don't like this "artists rendering of planet x" thing i know it looks nice but so far from what we actually know

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got too excited when they said "Australia's Interior" because I thought they meant subterranean.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 is cool and a big advance. Did it do anything useful for that patient or was it a "look what we can do!" moment?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have sex more than once in your life with this weird trick!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was looking for the comment: "Now we just have to figure out how Imgurians could have sex more than. . ."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

. . . Just their hand?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the kinda science I wanna get to the source of, thanks op.

9 years ago | Likes 453 Dislikes 1

Use jewgle

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

You get no source! Take his word or leave through the doors in the back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it helps, I read science headlines often and remember most of these from multiple articles throughout the year.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, it wasn't about actually getting source. An Imgur joke only

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it online--> theage.com.au

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

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Ta, mate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

OI OI OI!!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I need to learn that spider's trick

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No one is eating your head? Sounds like a communication issue to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theyre mating with young spiders who can store the sperm for a few years before they go into kill mode. Please don't use that trick!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks but how about some fucking links

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I downvoted because OP left no links.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Cheers!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

TIL "Redback" is another name for Black Widow.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Natasha Romanof, the Redback.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aussies call them redbacks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

China famously produces a lot of fake science discoveries and I'm pretty sure at least one of these was already established as fake.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Politely asking for source?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#6 Spider devises this neat trick for having sex more than once! (Female spiders hate him)

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

Yeah, I don't know how much science that really is, as just horny teens. Either way I don't like that one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate him too

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Female spiders develop a mysterious headache.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never heard of a tardigrade being referred to as a moss piglet, but I'm okay with that.

9 years ago | Likes 368 Dislikes 1

I thought they were water bears.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it, but I'm not sure I'll get to use it in conversation much.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend from the UK called them like that once. Thought it sounded cool the way he said it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Creature Report, Creature Report!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how does the Moss Piglet feel about it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coincidentally enough Moss Piglet is my stripper name.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I would tip you negative five dollars

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then there's no private dance for you my friend. Only paying customers get to have the Moss Piglet go hog wild all up in their business.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was excited when I recognized them... Because I've watched the Water Bear episode of Octonauts over ten times with my boys #creaturereport

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

SCANNERS LIVE IN VAIN

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Normally I hear space bear. I prefer that

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Its water bear

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More commonly known as a water bear.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Can you fucking imagine?! Giant ravenous bears in space!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So what was that tactic to get more sex?

9 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 1

My idea would be to make yourself taste real bad so the female doesn't want to eat you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they should eat shit?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not die

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Told them they were funny and interesting

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Cartman - "Yes they are really smart and really funny".

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9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Basically, pedophilia.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They have more than one trick. They bring a food, fuck while she is eating, and run away.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My dating life in a nutshell.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

seriously, where's the stopclickbait ppl when ya need'em?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get your granddaughter, Little Red Riding Back, to cut open the big bad spider.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They would mate with younger females that had developed most their sex organs (one of which stores sperm for up to two years) but (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 0

(2/2) but couldn't lay eggs yet. These immature females ate the males less frequently.

9 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*makes note* Have sex with young girls. Ok! Got it!

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

wait no

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think you're on a government list right now

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"I think you're on another government list right now." ---I fixed it for you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Spot on though. Spot on.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's the most troubling use of this GIF I've encountered.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

+1 for actual science, #1 and #2 have blown my mind in the last year!

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

-1 for being images because they're tricky and I'm not going to tell you how many times I tried to press links that weren't there

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Not sure if 1 was supposed to be the planet or you were joking and meant to put the lady. Either way I laughed.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Did not even realize that joke! That shows how much I'm focused on actual science... *sobs mathematically*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously, and #8 is a huge one too, being able to edit DNA like it was a word doc is beyond words

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Course the Chinese would do it, they got spare people for days, who would gladly "volunteer" for their country in a heartbeat...or not.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

CRISPR has blown up in recent years. In 2011 there was only 1 or 2 pubmed articles about it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But seriously, that kind of shit takes balls, and if it actually is benefiting mankind, then sack up and go for it China!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where were you when china surpassed the americans? will be the big question in a year.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If there is a ninth planet, they should name it Plutwo

9 years ago | Likes 3268 Dislikes 11

Am I the only one thinking of a Pokemon joke?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it would be appropriate to name it Alderaan.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

:'(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a Pokemon

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

plutwo and mewtwo

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9 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

I disagree

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God damnit, Jerry.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Did you hear about Plutwo? That's messed up right?"

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gus, don't be Nick Cage's accent from Con Air.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Gus, don't be the "iiiiiit" in "wait for iiiiiit"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nibiru, nibiru, nibiru, nibiru

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Since it's orbiting around near Uranus it should be called Muhpenis.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of shit we need to see in the comments

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pludos?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mewtwo approves

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mass Effect Relay.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Conspiracy theorists think it is planet nibiru, look it up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ploot-who? In yo face ya dwarf"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There isnt one tho.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Get out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Plue -two

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They should name it goofy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you pronounce that? Plu-two or Plut-whoa?

9 years ago | Likes 725 Dislikes 9

Definitely Plut-whoa

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Plu-two, like Mewtwo. I want everyone to agree on this. But sometimes what we want is unrealistic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard decision, but

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think Plu-2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Plut-https://imgur.com/4Yb4GL2

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

JIFF

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yup Jiff it is, never been GIF

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plu-two

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Ploot-oo

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Plu-toe?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think we had one called that once...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Plootie-twotie-point-and-shootie"

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

This is how ww4 start

9 years ago | Likes 460 Dislikes 4

You don't call Mewtwo "Mewt-whoa" now, don't you?

9 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 2

Good point

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You dont know my life

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Bitch, i might.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I knew a kid in middle school who called the Farfetch'd pokemon "farfetch dee" (accent on fetch).Wouldn't succumb to any amount of reasoning

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wait...you DON'T? I think I have a Pi-kay-shu that says otherwise.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My last name is clow, everyone pronounces it as the clou in cloud. Yet there are the words blow, slow, glow which is how i pronounce clow...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Point of the story is that even if it seems bloody obvious, id say people could pronounce it as mew-whoa instead of mew-two

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So with your username you could be the ClowShow?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well maybe I do...

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Who can argue with that logic

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

This is the internet afterall

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are technically right.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

With a username like that do you just explore the posts of imgur waiting for an opportunity to make this comment?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

User Sub has its perks. Most viral as well. I guess I'd have to say; you are Technically Right.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, YOU are technically right.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd name it Urectum

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I dunno, we saw how well that went with Mewtwo...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice +1

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A truly legendary comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I refuse to acknowledge another 9th planet. REFUSE

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Two-to

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My thought exactly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont Plutold you already that we already got 9 planets. What we need another for anyway?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll be called Vulcan, cause the last time an astronomer thought there was a ninth planet he called it that. Plus it keeps with the theme.

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I live to pun

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

to the top wit ye

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Watched a great documentary at Adler planetarium about it. Really strong evidence pointing to a large body impacting the solar system with 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's gravity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Planet nine"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ww3 ... is about to start, because I am still with the original one ... f the dwarf planets annoyances on my life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plutoo?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if the guys on 9th planet have been actually working hard to be NOT found?

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What if those guys working hard to NOT be found are remnants from a lost human civilization from long ago, watching us now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhhhhhh snap

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well the ending to Mostly Harmless (Douglas Adams) would suggest that that is exactly what's going on. Also that those guys will blow us up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pluto is a planet, bitch!

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Pluto will live on in Plutwo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shut up, Jerry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's a typo. It should read "Scientists think there is a tenth planet in our solar system".

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Pluto isn't a planet, get over it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

yes it is, bitch !!

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There are thirteen identified so far: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, Eris.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scroopy Nooples said so

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Eleventh... everybody feels bad for Pluto, but Ceres never even gets a mention!

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Eris is bigger than both Pluto and Ceres

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

14th. Eris and Quaoar are also pretty big, and Charon is big enough to be considered a double planet.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was I knew someone named Charon. I would always remind her she is big enough to be considered a double planet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/2 Do you know how many things on the edge of the solar system are the size of Pluto or larger? If we included everything Pluto's size,

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 12

2/2 We'd have 1,000 planets or more in our solar system. Let it go and give up the salt already.

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Also, since we're back to 8 planets, Holst's The Planets suite is complete again!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One thousand is a bit of an exaggeration, but you're otherwise right. It's unfortunate you're being downvoted.

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Is she mouthing yes? I can't tell...

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See that one is more clear!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The reason why I come to usersub rising.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Thank you :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

CRISPR may well be the science story of the decade.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Did they also experiment on Crisp Rat?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope the significance becomes more known to the general public

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or horror story

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Looking at you, Division.. >.>

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

of the century, IMHO

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

There's a lot of the century left. We might find life on another planet, send people to Mars, stop using fossil fuels, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I still think altering our DNA beats all of that.. not to mention "fixing" aging

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

immortality will never be a thing. If everything were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldnt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Define "immortality"; there's two forms of immortality that are completely feasible given the kinds of advancements we've made in technology

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of me hopes that immortality isn't as close as the optimists predict. I don't think our society is ready for it. It could take the (1)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Couldn't agree more. We have to eliminate competition, violence, greed, expansionism and egotism, or immortality will be a great tragedy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

already broad gulf between rich and poor and make it completely insurmountable. "Entry level" becomes "50+ years experience. (2)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You sound young. Wait a bit and see if you change your mind.

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