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#star_wars #millenium_falcon #bed
Feb 12, 2018 3:30 AM
Dericrw
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#star_wars #millenium_falcon #bed
dastardmcfearsome
Stick some glow in the dark stars on the ceiling
frake
I want to be buried in that.
CardboardPizzas
Wow, I wish my dad loved me.
Memearyglands
That bed is garbage! [regular bed explodes] Garbage will do!
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
Wow. Just...wow.
ValleytotheSea
You just set the bar high.
Humblefappa
Really high
CziltangBrone
After the kid learns to jerk off: "You came in that thing? You're braver than you look."
CommanderWilliamTRiker
what a piece of junk
HumbleNug
I would smoke sooooooo much weed in there
SageSparrow
That is epic! - but I’m wondering if the rest of it is jammed in your house through a lightspeed accident.
napsmear
Ikeepseeing1111butidontknowwhatitmeans
Dericrw
These are hilarious
KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
I can finally say I wanna sleep in a little boys room without getting kicked out of the PTA meeting! What a day! Seriously that's awesome +1
Dericrw
Bahaaa
sirfoxiii
ivebeenimgured
I mean, even though I’m in my 30’s I want this. Don’t thing the girlfriend would approve though
TheIncrediblePirate
You may have it in the guest room! ;)
Denturedog
Wrong girlfriend bud
Dericrw
Exactly
ThirdPartyCanditate
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Volimar
Great kid. Don't get cocky.
GHOSTSANDGULZ
That's cool but weird, would get awful hot in there even with the venting
Dericrw
Have a fan I’m putting in
Stopwritingthatdown
best dad ever. nice job buddy.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Paint the death star on the wall across from the cockpit
Dericrw
Something like that is planned
Achtlaut
I'd be worried about that falling after like 5-10 years
Dericrw
It will bring the roof down if it falls
t8rt0tt
He's gonna be a star when he is 16 and trying to get laid while you're at work.
tetsari
"ayy girl wanna see my cockpit?"
CommanderBear93
The thing would probably fall from the ceiling
avitalpilpel
At 16? They won't notice.
Dericrw
Dang I set myself up for problems lol
brauntosaurus
just let him know when he turns 14 or so "Hey I'm not mentioning this for any reason, but this would probably break with two people"
whooshby
I hope that is a book shelf inside it! Very cool, OP.
Dericrw
Wife’s call on that
hotdudecurator
Holy shit, dad is hot.
dEXm64
Right?! My thoughts throughout this entire post. Shame he's straight hahaha
Foehammer262
plsnosteal
boomonchuu
I’m not big into Star Trek but that’s pretty fucking cool.
failurez
Star Trek? What?! Everyone knows that Millenium Falcon is nothing else but Dumbledore's robot in Lord of the Rings: Return to The Matrix.
Dericrw
Obviously
C0mtraya
Are you nuts? It's clearly Robocop and the Order of the Phoenix.
epsilonmonkey
It is a Millenium Falcon Tardis. Obviously used by Dr. Janeway.
drunkninjasmurf
BeardedCoach92
I'd say next on the list is painting that room in a more fitting way
Dericrw
Just wait...
DrSharkbite
hardhart
X-wing the ceiling fan
Fairdinkums
A couple X wings then the rest tie fighters so it looks like they're chasing them
Zreen
Boba Fett the flamethrower
Predacane35
The kids love that one.
Dericrw
For sure!
conjuratio
or R2 D2
Femmyalexis
Does no one see the lock?
Cravanicus
That’s for mommy daddy time.
dualmonocles
Okay yeah now I have questions
Cptnlnsan0
DAMMIT JIMMY, do I have to lock you in the Falcon Again???
CutlassAndClean
Seeing as how it looks to be made of wood, that hatch falling open could mean one hell of a nap for any child playing near it
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Can't let nobody steal that fucken pimp ass ride
GarbageKoala
its a latch
ApsychicRat
i mean how else do you secure it closed? that wood is easily broken even by a kid if he puts his mind to it
epsilonmonkey
doorknob that can be opened on either side?
ApsychicRat
door knobs arnt supposed to have weight press on them at all times. maybe a deadbolt but the wood doesnt look very thick for that
ThePizzaCook
probably to keep it closed when not in use
Assdickmasterpiece
And when you need your kid for the things you use it for, you can unlock it and use it.
Edutittam
Probably but that's a pretty bad way of doing that. Just installing your own design flaw.
aykyle
Look at you with the non abusive parents that didn't lock kids in a small container
GCostanza
alright that's pretty damn cool. please adopt me. i am 27 years old and i hope this isn't an issue.
NatalieRadford
SAME!!!!!!
demonfromtomorrow
If he admits your age is an issue, contact me. That’s discrimination and I know; I’m an immigration lawyer.
Dinwiddie
No me first. I'm 72, but I promise to strike out on my own before I reach 90.
fer0s
Me too!
GregoryFire
DIYDIYDIY YOU CAVEMAN
Dericrw
I’m 30 and will probably sleep in it more than him
LordCowBell
I'm 41 and want to sleep in it.
itsjustcoy28
Now go make you and your wife's bed the death star.
imdonewithpickingusernames
Huh! "Sleep"
BobHasselhoff
Hi 30, I'm Bob, i can give you my resumé by email. 17
Seabastiantwelve
I'm 23 and I'll be the best son ever if you adopt me!
monochrony
i'll bring beer.
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ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
marcusvengeance
ChronologicalMyopia
Pump those breaks, Roy Moore.
MostLikelyPooping
HowSaucyIam
Iroques
Hakusen
PearjuiceATX
getotterhere
WarlocknLoad
Fushelama
What did it say
BenjaminT247
soupsketch
I mean, there’s a backspace key. You were trying to be funny but now we all think you’re a child molester.
soupsketch
I see that I have offended a handful of people.
atrayyou
The issue is it was funny and no one thinks he's a child molester.
AcidOPhilus
Don't you just hate it when that happens? ^_ ^
DickHardPointGuardRetard
I came, but not for the kid
Imforcedtodothis
i must know what you said!
pantzequalpooped
You're making this harder on yourself.
DickHardPointGuardRetard
You all knew what I meant. Stop being gross.
RetsamEvalsEht
I'm sorry, but I'm having difficulties with that username in this context.
humblebragger
You are absolutely right, RetsamElavesEht