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SanityAsylum
Twin towers will be a freefall
nommon
Burger King logo aside, we had that exact same slide every year at the day camp I went to as a kid. So, like, ~18 years ago.
EadEchiC
Can't wait for the Westminster one
Blackbird2Raven
Too soon?
wittie888
RIP 9/11
jetflight
Yes.Remember: there's at least one TV show out there in which Salem trials (and other witch burnings) were a good&completely justified thing
iprobablydontlikeyou
I can't wait for the Twin Towers of fun comes out!
IWishIHadASoul
So Disney, McD or google will buy the license to make some amusement of a tragedy? I believe that is possible.
HappyWhoa
Oh!.....my god
cubetoast
Reminds me of the slide in Roller Coaster Tycoon 3
Loraxis
2045 gon be siiiiiiick, cant wait.
IanBower
2101 too!
IsaacZehPanda
WELCOME TO THE HOLOCAUST
whitewampa
Fire Matshal Bill!
TotallyNotYourTeacher
Coming soon, the Disney ISIS experience!
wabash9000
The only tragedy is that they got away with insurance fraud.
wabash9000
And I guess the deaths.. those weren't supposed to happen if all had gone according to plan.
Skizzlesnap
Can't wait for The Columbine slip and slide.
Charger15A
Need a lot of red food coloring for that one
SanityAsylum
It's going to be an "escape the room" scenario
Mitheledh
So in 30 years or so I can expect an Auschwitz theme park?
ChinMusic
Dare you ride the Holocoaster?
ImJustHereForDogMemes
Amusement park food gives me deadly gas
MightyIink
So now we know, 100 years is acceptable. Just long enough for the last remaining survivors to die so we can profit off them.
dosenostra
Plenty of evidence that the Titanic didn't actually sink. It was staged. Look it up.
icookfoodandfightfire
this has to be some kind of troll, cause it very much did sink. there are pics/vids and trips you can take to see it underwater
dosenostra
Nope. All staged. Martin Scorsese did all the recent underwater vids on a sound stage in Wilmington, NC (where Dawson's Creek was filmed)
icookfoodandfightfire
ahhh ok
HighLifeFeller
So on 9/11/2101 are they going to make a dropzone ride 100 stories?
GriffCannon90
Twin Towers of Terror, coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios, summer of 2101!
HalalInTheStreetsHaramInTheSheets
Kinda funny, but like 3G's died, so yeah I'm a patriot and I can't agree...
neogreenlantern
Sponsored by Taco Bell
HenryFondle
January-ish, 2023, if you go by southparks 22.3 years
REOSpeedWeed
Like a bounce house that deflated when kids dress up as bush and terrorist outfits
Valkyr1987
It's amazing there isn't already one
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
first they have to make a 9/11 romance film. Then comes the dropzone ride.
wheresmyelephant
Remember Me.
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
They already have made the romance films... in the last decade after 9/11
Swagatron94
No because unlike 9/11, the Titanic wasn't a terrorist attack.
IWillNotBuyThatRecordItIsScratched
Yes it was. The Iceberg had a turban on!
BestWaifu2018
Does it matter?
Swagatron94
It does. People are not as sensitive to tragedies that are the results of an accident. You don't see rides based on Pearl Harbor, do you?
BestWaifu2018
Accident or not its still the same amount of emotional response. You have to be brain dead to think otherwise.
Swagatron94
You have to admit that the general population is much more sensitive to terrorist attacks than an accident.
acaseofbeing
Nope cause you Americans will never get over it.
spacecatts
And why should we ever get over it? It was the worst tragedy of our time
shwiggityshwoot
Says the guy from a country that's never had such an attack. Gtfo.
ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
You realize this site is a US site where we constantly make jokes about it. Also what a dick thing to say about another countries travesty.
HalalInTheStreetsHaramInTheSheets
Nah, give em some space. Their country probably let's anyone in, regardless of how many may die... tolerance of course...
NirvanaNik
Get him!
HalalInTheStreetsHaramInTheSheets
Don't know if this person is an American, but I bet if they aren't they wouldn't face one...
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
I pretty sure this isn't the actual size of the Titanic so I doubt it's going to be the actual size of the twin towers.
grammarfairy
Yeah. That's what's wrong with this.
cole5law
Of course
Cheomesh
WHY THE FUCK NOT
Macynist
The actual size of the twin towers isn't that large though
LordGrimstoned
Absolutely barbaric
thatguy1943
Yeah, it's like ground level
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
Rozencrantze
fenzo
TheWholiganOfGallifrey