Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 49

Oct 16, 2017 2:24 AM

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Pinup Tax - Artist: Hajime Sorayama

Carefully Curated Tax, Vols. 1-48 https://imgur.com/a/uDUzG

Sweet pinup, Sorayama is one of my all time favorite artists

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 The person who wrote that never knew the pleasure of slamming a phone down on the receiver, only angrily snapping shut their flip phone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the pinup tax, its different!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I vote for pinup tax.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was actually Mjolnir

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#19 improvement: Low Friction Porn Syrup

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#17 Ok, to turn it on. *flips penis at it* come on, come on *keeps missing* who designed this damn thing?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tfw slamming a clamshell phone shut is old, and not slamming down a landline.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The old landline phones that had actual bells in them would make a little ring noise when you'd slam it down. They were the best.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! With a rotary dialer!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loved the rotary phones, gave me time to work up the courage to call a boy, knowing his mom was going to answer the phone. So stressful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sprained my tail doing the same thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Help, a thief" is a comma splice, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 she knows...

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Well the smell...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Dumbass stoner son thinks he's smarter than a mother who grew up in the seventies. Fuck it, using his college fund for wine."

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#15 Time for a dick tattoo.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Tbh tho that hammer looks horrible

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Those Tumblr stories... I definitely believe each one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 Is that a Ted Danson mask?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Him or Kerry

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kerry Danson, then.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wsn't ready for the pineapple one

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

It looks suspiciously like that green stuff you smoke...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Totally a pineapple juste not matur enough

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, it's a pineapple in a jar.

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Those poor buds. They gonna dry out

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have no idea how weed should be kept, see cause i never really tried it

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And frozen

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Air-tight.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The smell!! They forgot about the smell

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Put coffee near that and voilà!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You would have to hide in a bigass vat full of coffee to mask the smell of a jar filled with weed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol have you ever smelled weed?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did yeah, but i have smelled weed sealed in plastic and put in jar of coffee, only big smell of coffe

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but placing coffee next to an open container with weed isn’t gonna help one bit.

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Is... is that Jackie Chan?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's from a 1993 Hong-Kong film called City Hunter and still the best movie version of Chun-Li to this day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I missing something with the Bradley Cooper one?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The entire thing is a joke but if you went to a Bradley Cooper autograph signing, would you expect to be getting the actor's autograph

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or some random guy named Bradley Cooper.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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And one Richard long ago had a famously short dick and was called "Short-Dick Richard" which evolved into Dick

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 HOUR ENERGY. DECAF. ZERO SUGAR. 4 CALORIES. ALL POISON.

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POWERTHURST

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You've tried the worst, now try the THIRST

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The most successful BS brand name ever conceived...nothing else comes close.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The documentary on the inventor and CEO is really great. He is really trying to do good for the world.

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I'm not buying what he's selling. Literally. He produced that doc himself as a self-glorification. That's my honest view.

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But like actually, what is it? Cocaine?

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Citicoline, tyrosine, phenylalanine, taurine, malic acid, glucuronolactone, half cup decaff worth of caffine

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And vitamins

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... so what is it?

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Poison.

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Glycine, valine, leucine, isoleucine, alanine... they all are aliphatic so you will not see a ring. The lone human amino acid with one is

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Proline. From protein we are formed. With two hydroxyl groups you’ll find serine and threonine. Fro bases you have arginine, lysine and

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Histidine. From protein we are formed. Now the aromatics! Tryptophan, tyrosine, and phenylalanine. Apartic and glutamic are both acids as

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I'm impressed that you actually have accurately listed the ingredients.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

just googled the product and copied from their website

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't ruin the illusion

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No you had it memorized

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#16 venomous

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Also, they're talking about a coral snake, but used a picture of a king snake.

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Also, coral snakes have fangs in the back of their mouths, they have to chew on you to inject venom. He was probably just fine.

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Red touches black, friend of Jack

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