When it's Christmas but you're a Cthulhu adorer

Dec 24, 2016 7:53 PM

ChtulhuIsBae

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Can you cook that which is already dead, then eat it with dressing??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See enough hentai to ruin this image

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

good thing I had xmas dinner prior to seeing this image

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turkulhu

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I love octopus. I'd eat it.

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Cthurkey

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Think John Madden had one for x-giving once few season ago.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you normally roadt octopus? Its more of a slow, gentle stew really. Oh god I'm getting old.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks like an ood

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Japanese porn?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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You don't know. This is baked shoggoth. You have no elder thing culture.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cthurkey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turkrakken.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Oh good, I would have been terribly disappointed if nobody had thought of this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unpopular Opinion Penguin: Octopus are too smart to eat. I just can't do it. I knew an octopus once. They are fucking smart, like >dog smart

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So are pigs.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuckin nope

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should I stick my dick in it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...And the Grinch took it all, including the Roast Chthulu...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nyarturkotep

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 good reference my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicken calamari.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see anything wrong here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, what?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes I'm finally relevant!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

v

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Fisherman's Wife comes to mind.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hentai has gone too far.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

hentai kinda started out way too far

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or has it not gone far enough?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We must go deeper.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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with hentai, there is no such thing as "too deep." Infact there's hentai where two chicks share, and it don't pull out.

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