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Props if anyone knows why this is here
WorkerLurker
I wore a Batman hoodie for my Veteran ID
TCooley79
#14 Meow, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
TheCrusher78
#9 was my fav :)
GenericCrossfitter
Skidaddle skidoodle
Wuuthrad4
#9 would be much better the other way around
arkan7000
#5 somebody explain what school has 911 pages
pois1
What's with the aubergine in the first image? I don't get it?
karvald
The egplant emoji means dick. So, sex request. She denies it.
Gibblestick
#3 made me laugh waaaayyy more than it should.
BSteakfries220
That and #15 had me dying
PleaseDontTellAnyone
"Props if you've seen an extremely popular and memorable movie"
ProfessorTenebrae
Home
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
That last one got me
TheHawkRules
#15 here’s what mine would probably be:
tarataqa
why does a photo from 1980 need colorization? *old man screeching intensifies*
darktempura
ha! that DD-214 reference is going to be me tmrw...
sunfuPandaVillain
benbocronin
"You better stop laughing right meow"
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
pennarsson
onadatewithanak
#4 teach me the ways
Dajova
#10 Who even records their episodes anymore?
LuckyEight
You wouldn't get it because your IQ isn't high enough. Just like you don't get Rick and Morty, which is exclusively for people with high IQs
Dajova
what was the question even about i wonder....
ruferto
benadryl is accurate
Barkinsons
Antihistamine; works but also makes you tired.
chemily
my mom used to give that to me on long car rides to knock me out
ThatJerkOnTheInternet
Fun Fact: Benadryl and Unisom (sleep aid) are the exact same thing, same dosage and everything
myzennolan
Zzzquil too
ColorblindMonk
My dumb ass once took two before driving to work. Terrible day, start to finish.
Barkinsons
Yeah driving is pretty much the last thing you should do on those
ColorblindMonk
I can tell you you're 100% correct
MerlinSacrebleu
isn't that Sherlock Holmes
ActionJohnnie
Bendover Cameinhersnitch
MakinGreenWithIceCream
Don’t you mean brokenbrick lumberlatch?
AdmJota
Can anyone explain #5? I assume it's somehow related to the 2001 WTC attack, but I'm not 12, so I have no idea what the "joke" is.
LuckyEight
12-year-olds are edgy bastards. So 9/11 is funny to them.
BSteakfries220
???? Seventh Grade was so edgy
Sureletsgowiththat
I assume it's about how 12 year olds are immature, and even mentioning the number is enough to make them freak out and make jokes about 9/11
labmonkey4life
Are people over 12 not supposed to do that? Asking for a friend of course
Sureletsgowiththat
I don't think it's necessarily that people over 12 don't do it or aren't supposed to do it - I mean, dark humour can be good, after all 1/2
Sureletsgowiththat
It's just that, at age 12, kids generally don't have the ability to handle dark humour well, and also overdo it quite often. 2/2
imnotcomfortableusingmyname
That VA article for real? I should look into that.
ConvenientTruth
Don’t military IDs already state if you’re a veteran or not?
ConvenientTruth
Never mind, I thought military retiree and Military veteran were the same thing
adumpforyou
Understandable. Lot of overlap. Not all vets are retirees, but all retirees are vets. The military does make a distinction, tho.
adumpforyou
Military ID is for active duty, VA disability, and retiree only. Vets must surrender mil ID when they separate. Vets get DD-214, that's all
ConvenientTruth
And any dependents of those groups
tehPhreakmang
#4 laughed like a damn fool in traffic. +1
magicpocket
Fuck you. Get off your phone.
tehPhreakmang
It's better than staring at the brake lights in front of me
tehPhreakmang
Sitting in traffic*
BSteakfries220
Well glad I could embarrass you, it’s been a pleasure
tehPhreakmang
Wasn't aware you did... ?
BSteakfries220
Nevermind
flamingflamingo
#1 As a woman, I legitimately don't know how to respond to that if a guy says that to me. What am I supposed to say? Please, I have no idea.
BearBombs
If you like him back: "I see where this is going, and I am intrigued." If you don't like him back: " I see where this is going and I'm ->
BearBombs
> gonna have to stop you right there."
adumpforyou
Well, duh, you're supposed to spread it for him right then and there. He was nice to you, so therefore you owe him sex.
ThisWasATriumph
"Thanks"
viciousbastard
You point somewhere behind him and say... 'oh my god SPIDER!' and run away.
etherealgoddess
“I like me too”
javer80
yeah, it seems-- like, predicated on the assumption that A was supposed to ask B out? but without that step it makes no gatdam sense
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
#6 so, i see he is holding the one kids leg, but his other just seems to be up the kids shorts
nscsm
From what cartoon is this? I have a really hard time remembering :(
IronMarla
Johnny Quest.
nscsm
Thank you very much kind sir!
P0kEy
That's not the other kids leg. Well I guess you could say 3rd leg.
dmax12
But can we see him destroying crime by crushing bandits?
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Is “bandits” the nickname that kid gave his coin purse? Because maybe.
CrystalCry
But can we see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Because it’s the taste you can see?
CotterPyke
I don't understand the "vet card" one. I know plenty of people that use the VA even when they have health insurance, you get better 2/
CotterPyke
coverage with 2 plans - ? Is that supposed to be funny somehow.
BSteakfries220
The photo used is from “Super Troopers”. It’s a comedy and the pic has absolutely nothing to do with vet cards
CotterPyke
but i get my news from Mad magazine and the Onion, since the Trump administration its getting harder to tell them apart from "real news"
aluriilol
I was gonna say I KNOW WHY!!! Littering and........
BSteakfries220
“You boys like Mexico!?”
heffethejust
Fuck you.
OnyxInc
Quality comment.
BSteakfries220
Well fuck you too mister
SanguinariAlativari
This guy just writes fuck you for every comment he does
javer80
Why, if I were a manners man, I might find that sort of carrying on to verge on impoliteness.
magicpocket
How many downvotes does it take to get someone kicked off.
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
Hopefully 55