Happy Birthday Kelly Kapowski

Jan 23, 2020 9:04 PM

#saved_by_the_bell

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Happy 46th Birthday Kelly! Hell, she’s young enough to be my daughter.

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Still would

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Still wood

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Do I have to tag NSFW for this?

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This is Imgur. She has an exposed shoulder. Too haram. Puritan mods are already debating whether or not to ban you for life.

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Slower, ho

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Nice

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Brrr freezing , poor girl

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White Collar. All day.

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Lisa Turtle went the opposite direction

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Which Ninja Turtle is she auditioning for?

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sick burn bruh

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She has lupus, an autoimmune disease that attacks her skin.

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Now I feel like a giant dick.

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It's never Lupus

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Should do a full body workup. Order a CT scan to confirm. And while you're at... break into her house and check her bathroom for swine flu.

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Lol, thanks

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v

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Squeezin the juice

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My first crush

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Every guy between 30 and 40's almost first crush

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What is she 12 here?

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She looks better now

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She looks....comfortable with this photo shoot

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Well yeah, she's completely into the message the photoshoot is sending, duhh /s

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not like anybody really knows but i have a feeling you werent around for kelly kapowski lol

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Omg today is my birthday too!

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Happy birthday!

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I saw a photo of her on Reddit and too comment was “I’d leave the wife and kids on Xmas day for her.” Or something like that.

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I’d let her dog eat my homework

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Survey: Kelly Kapowski, Winnie Cooper or Topenga Lawrence?

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Top

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All three at the SAME TIME, since we are dreaming why not.

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Foursome, or they have a threesome and I'll record

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Topenga

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Yes

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Jensen Effing Karp gets to tap that.

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Topanga. I like them thicc

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In what world is that girl thicc??? Damn your norm must be skinny as hell. Like collar bones and rib cages sticking out skinny...

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I said i like em thicc. Women in general. Of the 3 choices, shes the closest, yes?

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Topanga. Take a wild guess why...

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Digital Subscriber Line?

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Men and Lesbians of Imgur, cast your vote!

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This is difficult, they each came a different stages of my life

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Four way.

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Kelly Kapowski and Winnie Cooper. Both are still smokeshows

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Topenga.

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the pink power ranger

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Topanga

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Kelly>Winnie>Topenga. But I have a type

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As a kid, Topenga. Now, I'd go Tiffani as Elizabeth Burke.

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: I'll start; F- Topanga, M- Winnie, K- Kelly

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Yes

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Christina Ricci.

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Fff

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All of the above.

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Fuck Kelly, marry Topenga, kill Winnie

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Yes

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Topanga...hands down

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Topanga

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Lindsay Weir

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Are we talking personality, looks, boobs, girl next door, boobs, stage of life, did I say boobs yet?

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...asking the real questions

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Topenga

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Why would i choose? But i gotta say, Topanga has a special place on my inner child's heart

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Who?

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Topenga Lawrence from Boy meets world.

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I remember when mtv would do spring breaks, and topanga rapped a busts rhymes song faster than him

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Kelly

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As a straight lady: Topanga

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What a contradicting name

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Thanks! It’s a line from a song, but when I heard it I was like ‘That’s me!’

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Also as a straight lady:Shawn Hunter

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As a straight man, Eric Matthews. I need a man to make me laugh.

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I’d suck my uncles dick just to get the opportunity to shake her hand

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You don't have a choice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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you'd do that for free too, wouldn't you?

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To be fair, you do that most nights anyway.

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I think this a a bit extreme

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Does your uncles know her or is this just something you’re willing to do?

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Yes

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I also choose this guy's uncle's dick

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Right, that’s why you’ll suck his dick.

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Mark?

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Sup

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Uncle Bob?

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Meet you in the basement. Say 20 min's

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I’ll wash up

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Your aunt Barbara is going to watch.

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Mrs. Suit!

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Peter Burke was a lucky man

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Mrs. Suit is gorgeous. That show needs more seasons

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I love White Collar.

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HOLY SHIT I WAS WONDERING WHY SHE LOOKED SO FAMILIAR OMG IM SO MAD NOW

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Why does this make you mad lol

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Cuz I knew i recognized her from somewhere but couldn't place her and that went on for years but i also watched saved by the bell as a kid.

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She’s old enough to be your mom.

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Doesn't look so good in this picture

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Plot twist. She is.

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Wait... I think I've seen that one!

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She's younger than me

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She's a year younger than me, thank you!

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Experience counts for more than leveling up.

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Nope, she's old enough that i would be considered a gold digger, but not old enough to be my mom

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so?

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Two years younger than I am. Perfect.

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She’s like ten years older than me, so... no. Not everybody on this site is 13 years old

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What makes think we're not into that?

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I'm old enough to be your dad

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40 is the new suck my cock bitch

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Nope, just under 4 years older than me.

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not to be my mum..

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Step-**

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She plays one on netflix. The show is called Alexa and Katie. She still looks hot.

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I did not know that was her. Wow. I had the flu at one point and needed a cute show to sick watch. Didn’t realize it was her

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Still hot

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I'm old enough to be a dad. Your point?

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I’m ok with that. :)

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Hey, if my mom looked like that...

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Found the POTUS

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Naw, Trump's handle would never include the word 'Apathy'

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If calling her that was what it took to get her into bed, well we all have to make sacrifices. And if calling her mum was what it took sbi.

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... and your dad!

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Dang

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When you’ve made the sale, stop sellin’

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Not my Mom

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Yeah not me. At one point she was probably old enough to be my babysitter.

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So she is 60? She's old enough to be my spouse

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Did i hear stepmom?

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But she’s not my mom.

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I'm not even making this up... I met a guy tonight names Doice, and all I could think about was Noice!

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but imagine if you were given the option to turn back the clock on your biological clock... and everything stayed in the same time-frame...

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would you take the chance of it working... and changing your life... and what would you do... would you take the time and energy to put it

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towards improving the world... one step at a time... or would you just do what you have always done... stress and struggle with some

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happiness at random intervals of this new found youth...?

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I mean.. I’m 40, so at best she’s my older hot wife.

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I also choose your older hotwife and/or mother. Sorry.

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42 here, soooo, yeah, same.

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That's old enough to be your sister, so there!

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I'm 38 and she may have been my first tv crush

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As a 33 year old with older siblings. Probably accurate. For the slightly younger crowd it was the pink ranger.

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I second choosing this guys wife.

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Nice username

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I also chose his current wife.

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Hey look, it’s my actual wife, who is 38 and hot, and has a wonderful sense of humor.

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Run!

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40 is sporty

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And sporty is fun

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And sporty is spicy.

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Scary was scary

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What about baby?

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So is Kate Beckinsale but we all know what we'd do if the opportunity arose,

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disappoint with the fury of a thousand suns?

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Take her out to a nice dinner and try to impress her with shark facts?

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You forgot disappointment

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Because she already knows those shark facts...and so many more

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You severely underestimate this man's knowledge of shark facts.

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Either you are taking a shot in the dark or have read my comment history...either or you are correct

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