SirSomerville
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Feb 21, 2017 3:55 PM
SirSomerville
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kythorn
He's a big boy now. But mommy still dresses him.
actry
I'd still blow him.
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
That's a tiny 5yo outfit
Stoicmasshole1
I've seen plenty of guys dress like that. Even more so during winter.
tinyhooman
JessWFromTexas
Ok, this made me laugh for real.
notquitebilbobaggins
He knows what's up.
TotallyNotYourTeacher
Apparently, so do I.
Buttsoupmcdonalds
Hes to tall to make fun of
MajesticButthole
"Fuck."
ajmosel
TIL 5 year olds dress better than me.
youhavemail
I'm 17 and I have that exact same shirt
NotBigStank
*squints* is that Carter's in Medford?
katiekate
But hims so handsome!
LaLiam
Strange, you're not the brother of the person who posted this on Reddit a few days ago by any chance?
DeckhandAdmiral
Goddamn i hate colored shirts under button downs. White shirt or no shirt.
TheSuperAllMightyPotato
Reverse google search determined that was a lie
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
His brother was joking about how he dresses like a 5 year old. Then he found this... picture on the Internet.
pennyp
he should try on the red shirt with the gray pants, behind him, and then take another picture. THAT would be a good picture!
msamused
Why does that toddler look so grumpy?
LeAnnKaattari
I can't stop laughing. The look on his face.
myusernameisnotyourconcern
fuzzedface
My wife calls them grown man toddler clothes.
checkacheckitoutlikethisherewego
Bostonians always dress like dopes.
MrTossFace
Shirts.
jeg87
Every guy has that shirt though. Seriously. It's like part of the male starter kit.
markfebruary
He needs one of those giant lollipops.
djsdkdjsk
He needs a giant potato.
Fleggy
And a cap with a propeller on top.
HylianFox
We all need giant lollipops
somethingdifferentandoriginal
Life time New Englander and I just don't get the long sleeves with shorts look. Is he also wearing flip flops?
JunPhan
Even worse, with socks.
Redeyer
I like it sometimes specifically because it makes no sense
Marceldeno
Guy living in Australia here, long sleeves protect your arms from sunburn while the shorts keep you cool.
Sionas
Yea I'd wear a short sleeved one with shorts.
HalloweenAintTillManana
Arms get cold faster than my legs. Plus I like to have a little breathing room.
Phorenzic
He's probably wearing crocs
CletusJonesJr
My arms get colder than my legs so I like it sometimes
theignatz
Also dude, this look has a long & distinguished pedigree in NE: e.g. http://www.ivy-style.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/f15.jpg
MarisaTomei
I wear this kind of outfit but roll up the sleeves.
kermie92
NJ. Sweatshirt and shorts is okay but buttoned up collared shirt with shorts isn't as natural looking
spagattanadle
It's the winter uniform of the south!
Copperbrat
Here in Colorado, people wear shorts with winter parkas in subzero temps. I don't get that either.
Duendes
As adult, you're supposed to upgrade to Sperry's
boneshugsandirony
Uggs and miniskirts
brizzle4202624
Because upper body gets cold but lower half is warm as a belly button. At least for me. Massachusetts native here as well.
michaelmp
Maine native. Skiing ???? in shorts come spring time. Legs fine but colder upper body
PolishSpaceProgram
I was just skiing this past weekend in N Conway. I could've worn shorts if I had some. It was like 50 on Sunday.
HeeeyBrother
Sandals with sucks. Most likely.
amstaffnole
This has been my uniform the last 20 yrs in FL. Must wear flip flops too. Can also swap for polo too.
MillenniumFalcon
My upper body gets colder more than my lower body, so it's great in the spring/autumn
groundhogsday
I'm living in New England and I see these dorks all the time, even in the winter.
kbellx9
Legs are always working, they stay warmer. Arms usually just hang out, maybe hold a beer or something
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
I wear clothes like that between the warm days and cold nights, and yes I wear flip flops. Also I don't care what people think of me.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Where I live it is the obligatory fraternity outfit. Khakis or pastel colored shorts with long sleeve button-down
legolasmyeggolas
I must have grown up in Titty City without realizing it as that sounds exactly like guys I went to to high school with.
Steggy
Roll the sleeves up when it's warmer, roll em down when it gets cooler. Also legs have more hair than arms so they run warmer.
crunchyDANGERhaystacks
Massholes. Massholes everywhere
photobug317
As a Masshole, I can confirm
Dumbstatz
Woohoo massholes unite!!!
photobug317
Yes!!
Dumbstatz
Western mass represent
Sianallama
Imma use masshole at work now. Thank you.
lotsapfun
It's most frequent use comes when being on the roads in Mass. Those drivers are nuts.
michaelmp
Maine drivers are no better
brizzle4202624
Have you driven in mass?
lotsapfun
Oh plenty! MA drivers are insane.
Dumbstatz
At least we arent Connecticut or New Hampshire drivers !!!!
screechypants
Yeah, almost as weird as long pants with short sleeves. You never see anyone do that.
RevolutionOnHerLips
I.. see that every summer?
screechypants
Sarcasm
theignatz
"I work hard, I work fast, I get hot legs. Who am I offending?"
somethingdifferentandoriginal
Offending? Does it always have to come down to that? Its not about offending. Its about what seems like an odd pairing of clothing.
mommynator
reality hits...
Yeastieh
I have this same shirt
BazingaSenpai
Is it from H&M , I have one too
Yeastieh
Mine is Dockers
BazingaSenpai
Design gets around
Sharaiyan
I once had a dream, that you could buy children clothers and just water them with a watering can 1)
Zobaken
I'm not sure watering children is appropriate.
Sharaiyan
...and they would grow into adults gear. That would be neat.
skittlesFan
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/magic-t-shirt it's sort of a thing
ilikeyourburger
I had a dream where I was smoking and it had pop rock like effects in my throat
Sharaiyan
Interesting! They didn't hurt, just popping feeling?
ilikeyourburger
Just a popping feeling
timetCandyCat
You are the future, my child.
Wolfe65
Make a suit out of skrinkydinks
sammag05
Should we tell him that it wasnt a dream?
gatoinasombrero
I always wanted that for Barbie clothes
NonConformistFlamingo
That would be AMAZING... All of the epic Disney Princess dresses would be MINE.
BigWilldo
But what if you needed to wash your clothes lol
Sharaiyan
Uhhhh soak them some more? Or maybe they just vaporate the dirt away! Dreams, man.
UndercoverDumbledore
It'd be detergents with add X to increase by 1 size and so on, then another to shrink in case of mistakes, weight loss etc.