Definitely not my finest moment

Apr 6, 2017 6:44 PM

satansuterus

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Can't skip a day!

Why'd you use my face

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am currently trying to put a toddler to bed. Can confirm, you did the right thing.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

I pooped in a hardhat at work today. Don't worry we all do things that shouldn't define us! Enjoy ur pukey pill

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I did something similar with shrooms that i tried to down with dr pepper. Ended up pickn out the shrooms off the parking lot ground.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mirena FTW.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

did you wash it off a little first???

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank god I take the needle every three months instead

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you just have the urge to gag when taking pills. At least I do. I will say I have done this once too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good job!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Waste not want not

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hope who ever is appreciative of your dedication to family planning.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I've heard this before and never in such a reference. AWESOME

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is it. The best comment I will ever read. We can close imgur. You've won.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One time, my bros gf didn't do the second part. Now I have a nephew and a sister-in-law. True story.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you usually have to miss more than one pill to get knocked up...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw someone do that with mushrooms once. I was impressed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot Twist: It was part of the placebo week.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I don't think others realise just how funny this comment is +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Women are just such beautiful delicate little flowers aren't they?

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 14

And I won't let anyone tell me otherwise!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more like hardy cactus.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I think he's more just sarcastic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Not all of em.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When they don't want a tiny human they do!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go NuvaRing! You only have to swap it out once a month-ish

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

At least you have your priorities right.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why medical professionals recommend taking medicines with water rather than tequila...but what do they know...

9 years ago | Likes 743 Dislikes 5

They know how to fuck the patient out of their money, that's for sure. Never forget the $18 Tylenol pill!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They know medicine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're just a bunch of fun haters.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lemon and salt are staple foods in some countries, I think

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

I hope you meant lime. It's mucho better that way.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is a legitimate statement; not to mention any side effects.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could have taken next pill and just had next period one day sooner.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 9

Don't know why you're getting downvoted, you're right. I've done this a few times before.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

People assume I don't know what I am talking about and see it as a bad joke. Fair assumption, just mot in this case.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*not

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The real MVP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did that with Ecstacy once. Okay twice. Whatever...

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Glad i'm not the only one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That shit is like 60 bucks. Good job lass.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My generic was 8$ without insurance, and yes I live in the US.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But holy hell the doctor's visit was 150$....I got an IUD, 500$ for 10 years.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use prjtruby and it costs $60 for a 3 month supply and it also donates birth control to someone in need. Best of all 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't have to visit a doctor. A doctor calls you over the phone and talks with you and makes sure you've had 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An exam within the last year, then they okay you and send you the prescription. I always had very irregular periods 3/4

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From a guy, you're a god-damned hero. I salute you.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

disgusting, yet honorable

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

One time I did that with ecstasy in front of like 50 people..

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ooops, jinx!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fyi, if you can't keep anything down, you can take your bcp vaginally.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Although it's probably not a good idea to do so with a post-vomit pill.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you source? Google isn't turning up anything I would consider reliable.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like @RockTheCatBox says, I remember reading it in the leaflet that came with the pills. Don't currently have any with me to check, though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nuvaring

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nuvaring is a different type than the pill.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember that tip being on the leaflet of my birth control pills. I just looked it up and it's no longer there...maybe it was 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

found to not be a good option after all? 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i've done that, as pills are expensive.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Where are you from? Im in Canada and my birth control pills are less than 13$ a month.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ours is free! Wtf! That's still cheap though +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont have medical benefits at the moment. When I did it was 2.40$.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine are around 3 e

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oops, mistakes were made. around 8 euros for half a year*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0