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Apr 18, 2022 5:52 AM
turkeydonkey
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Jetdrag
Lol I saw this truck in Niverville
Blunderwriter
Fairway Ford is out of Steinbach MB, heavy "Christian" right, not shocked. Can't call hisself a shepherd since that title belongs to Jesus.
LightningMcQueef
Holy shit a real joe would get laughed out of the universe if he rolled up to the company in some shit like that
ProfessorDumbass
Micropenis inflate
Kalmbach
Spoiler: This person has never served in the military or law enforcement.
kcinsti
'Make no mistake, I'm a goddam sheepfckr'
Ikwilstroopwaffels
Fragile masculinity, 2022. Artist - BasicWhiteGuy
Shaodyn
This might as well say "I have a near-crippling inferiority complex."
thelittlestjedi
I was expecting shepherd and seriously though they unironically and horribly misspelled it for a solid minute.
DeakVanNyke
dude's a furry with a GSD costume.
thesavagery
Love the ad/sticker for fairlaine ford. What a fucking tool.
kaoticgirl
I'm sorry to hear about your divorce. Hopefully this can be an opportunity to remake yourself& come out the other side w a new lease on life
Thewayofthebear
jlurosa
handalfthehrey
Ah yes, helicopters, the classic shepherd's tool.
NZSheeps
Ackchyually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiuKAgN0J5s
HazeMachine
U Canadians got crazies up there too just like us
Notuniquesnowflake
As if the "Black Guns Matter" sticker wasn't enough to tell you what kind of mouth-breather you're dealing with.
ProChoiceBaby
Jfc is that what it says? Cringe tastic
BukkakeRider3000
How to tell your penis is small without saying it.
thisiscatman
"Person. Woman. Man. Camera TV."
MarsIsAfire
"If you get it in order, you get extra points."
Harryteeters
codepink2303
I thought that said “I am the sheep poo”. That would have been more accurate too.
samuelwestphalia
I thought it was trying to say "sheeple" and that this was parody. Sadly, not...
chunglungus
as the owner, how do you not look at shit like this and go, "Holy fuck have I become a cringey loser."
supergreenpasta
My guess, he's just dumb
Thresholdpush
Lol. Goofy cunt doesn't remotely realize that he's nothing more than fodder for ignominy.
MastahPetah
The "black guns" sticker along with the unfortunate mural screams "I have guns in the car". Its just asking for your truck to be broken into
wobblecopterrrr
Ezekiel117
Goofy cunt probably doesn’t realise that he has a Russian helicopter on his truck. What a dickhead
AlwaysUpvoteBeerCigarsWhisky
Why'd you crop out the truck nutz I assume are hanging below this?
staceyjorgenson31415
It’s Winnipeg, they froze off a couple months ago ?
AlwaysUpvoteBeerCigarsWhisky
Finally winter does us all a favor.
brickius
Wait... The sheepdog? Not the shepherd? So freely admit that your just a tool higher-ups use to scare others into line?
daveycrockettstoupee
Republicans, amirite?
daveycrockettstoupee
Kagenical
Well. At least nobody's gonna ask to borrow his truck.
stabthecrab
Damn that’s a good one
SupraLove
I just lol’d, genius idea! Doing this to my truck so that no one will nag me for it.
Tifandi
ah... is that the plan? genius...
HedonistBeard
I dunno, I might want to borrow it so I can park it outside the gay bar on a regular basis.
CelestialSea
>Scratches behind his ears< "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?" >pause< "Not you you fucking fascist!"
prettydumb
genius
butwhyisthenamegone
At least he's self-aware enough to know he's not the shepherd, he's just responding to dog whistles.
PrincessWendyB
Well played
tcpolecat7
Mbcb350
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
GerberLegalTeam
Oh baby, that's witty.
Ganth405
+1 point, very nice!
Kalmbach
Damn, son!
Cultistchan
im just glad he is not "the wolf" or "the lion" its a lot weaker cringe then i thought it was going to be
nemocares
And when master says so he'll happily herd to flock to slaughter.
thricebakedxyz
Tweet-tweet, here boy.
confanity
I can assure you that he has nowhere near that level of awareness of literally anything at all ever.
Lampmonster
Some burns go deeper than flesh.
4vie
Well put! That flap art is nowhere near the flex he thinks it is.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Mods? Yep this comment. Can you put it at the top? Thanks!
MarsIsAfire
dontWasteBandwithWithBadMemes
^ THIS ! ^
graehall
Oh that's smart. That's very smart.
putcleverusernamehere
You'd have to explain this with crayons
Psyskwr
But the other sign on the fence says do not feed the animals.
KLUSTENATOR
Haha
Gorgoror
The sheepdog, not the shepherd ? Weird...
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Jesus is the shepherd.
InoffensivePablum
The shepherds are the oligarchs who’s bidding he does for scraps.
Gorgoror
Good "proud" boy !
Maverickaura
Well when you are constantly listening for dogwhistles...
Notuniquesnowflake
Probably a religious fundie. In Christianity, God/Jesus is seen as the shepherd. Sheepdogs guard the flock. This guy thinks he's a guardian.
Gorgoror
Yep, i forgot the pseudo religious thing, good/proud boy ?
Tifandi
I'm surprised not that it's not the "wolf". They do seem to pick up on when they're being ridiculed and change the language after a while
Gorgoror
Yeah, i was pointing the "good boy" but they're closer to the wolf.
Tifandi
ah yes, good point.. it's getting worse not better
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
This is a thing among the 3%er and other gravy seal orgs. Ppl who want to see themselves as badass and dedicate themselves to "the cause" so
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
they adopt the trappings of the military like an idea of "selfless service" which, it turns out, is really easy to abuse if you're a cunt.
Itsonporpoise
Agreed. I’ve not seen a lot of truly good human beings go around telling everyone how good they are. They just do what they do.
TheSecondPiewackit
Yep. These assholes don't seem to get that 90% of the military is maintenance, 9.9% training, and .000000001% fighting. They want the fight.
TheSecondPiewackit
Oh if you're wondering, the lost remainder there is smokebreaks.
Snotspill321
Here’s where it comes from https://www.killology.com/sheep-wolves-and-sheepdogs
finnwin
Thank you for the link! That was quite a read.
Eridianne
Jesus christ apparently the one requirement for tending sheep is the ability to suck yourself off, I wasn't prepared for that rabbit hole
TheSecondPiewackit
I was reading this and suddenly I was transported across time and space to every fucking long-winded officer's speech in the hot sun.
TheSecondPiewackit
I haven't watched someone suck their own dick that hard sick Colonel Schrank started thanking the fucking mountains in his goodbye speech.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
"a deep love for your fellow citizens?" HA! Only thing these cunts love is finding any excuse to dehumanize or "other" everyone else.
TheSecondPiewackit
That shit annoys me. It's like the guys in Basic Training loudly saying "I WOULD DIE FOR ANY MAN I THIS ROOM!". STFU, no you wouldn't.
TheSecondPiewackit
Likewise they don't have a deep and abiding love for their fellow citizens. That's just what you say to subvert their expectations.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Me, thinking about how
a 21 yr old drunk
and new to the military me said the same thing...
TheSecondPiewackit
I joined at 25 so I was an old man. Dude next to blithered that shit and I was just like "Well you clearly haven't seen Full Metal Jacket."