thatguywhoisanurse
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Did he scratch his head?
This makes me very uncomfortable.
Aug 7, 2018 5:36 AM
thatguywhoisanurse
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This makes me very uncomfortable.
RaptaGzus
Darth Vodka
Scout70
Don't give me that koi look.
originalme8
My god...can you imagine if they sneezed?
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
Poor fish
IAmNotOriginal
If any water gets in their mouth, they have to drink it in order to breathe. Fish poop or whatever.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
This looks uncomfortable and dangerous.
IronChefJr
This gave me claustrophobia for some reason.
KindofaBadPerson
"How do you get high?"
5uperu5er
There is an adapter for a bong on the breather thingy. 100% sure about this.
interlorn
In the Russian superhero community they are known as Fishy Twins.
ContentBelowCost
Few things, #1 where is the air for the fish #2 Do fish like ear wax?
sailordude81
Daft Punk is not aging well
KrazieMenace
Spider-Man: Far From Home first look at Mysterio
scoobydoobydo
Lying is the most fun a bald guy can have without taking his clothes off...
e351
But it's better if this guy doesn't.
DinkiBoop
lichtly
Art?
DinkiBoop
It's really spooky!
iwantacorgi
Don’t tickle them
Whatswrongwiththispicture
What the serious fuck?
Toastfrog
I don't like it... I don't like it one bit
ceramicpear
DarkSock
This is basically my grandparents living in their fucking FoxNews™ bubble, right before they wobble in & fuck up everything Thanksgiving...
UncleVinny
I want one of those.
octavarious
I always upvote fish
Fucknorris
ToShellWithYou
Fish poop on his face.
RobJenkins
No alarms and no surprises
arooaroo
I get this reference! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
legalisegaymarijuana
This is animal cruelty, fuck those guys.
TonyMontanasBalls
Is it just me or do most of the Russian population look like Putin?
sentientseven
Da.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Well, if you think about how much of the gene pool was depleted during WW2, makes sense why they all look similar
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
His phenotypic traits are indeed pretty common in parts of Eastern Europe.
FreebasinFreemason
I wonder if we all look like Trump to them...
Silas007
Oh shit. Do we Germans look like Hitler or Merkel?
Nallin2
The pussy storm must be real.
lickwidghost
Reminds me of SpongeBob at Sandy's house
kashmoney02
Ohhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea
SpecialProjectY
BobHubert
Oooooooooooohhhhhhh *in the time of the pirate guy*
sdtitan89
Sphinct182
The head scratch is fucking priceless
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
The best part!
Spacebandit
ohmegatron
No he scratched his fishbowl.
Lumberjackgamer
ohmegatron
Yeah I got that joke and responded with a joke... which no one got.
AmILateToTheParty
But... That wasn't a joke...
FaceBookAI
STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
FreebasinFreemason
What if you sneeze?
Grimmrog
then the fishes get food from your nose.
JHawke
Then the fish get confused a bit.
ROBOTvsMAN
Noseplug prevents anything that could tickle the sneeze.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Coming to think of it, this could make the lives of hay fever sufferers a lot easier.
sentientseven
This contraption doesn't really have room for any "what-ifs"
RoboCritter
Oooo man I laughed out loud thank you
fuckaduckadoo
there's an acronym for that you know.....
RoboCritter
haha
draslin
Yeah. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.
justanotherofthoselongassnicknamesthattakeforevertoread
In russia you are a man, or you die trying.
Noksus
In mother Russia, things don't go wrong. You do.
BlastFX
You're right. Even if they lose consciousness, they'll fall and fish bowl will break. Designed to fail safe.
bushidopirate
looks like he needs a snack *puts a cup of chocolate pudding on his breathing tube*
ThyDevilsAdvocate
So dangerous! The breather thing could plug up.
DissFattBidge
It would a shame if someone... *sticks finger into it*
poorwhitetrash
I guess the same could be said for your esophagus...
PussyLips
Plugs at the top? Maybe quick release?
FoodAndAlcoholism
If things get to that they could take the tube out, or just break the "fishbowl". I bet you they thought about it.
SorenAziz
If they are indeed Russian, you may be overestimating the level of planning that went into this.
triscuit3000
pretty sure it's not Russia judging by the handful of t-shirts in the crowd being in english. Purple Lady's says "New Zealand"
SorenAziz
Believe it or not but they sell such shirts in Russia too.
Lapkin
There is an Adidas t-shirt too
ArniePye
I think you’re underestimating the amount of damage they’d freely do to themselves to escape.
SorenAziz
No trust me, I am Slavic myself, I know we are ingenious but also very retarded people.