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Nobody should be wearing that much denim
Nov 21, 2017 5:18 PM
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Nobody should be wearing that much denim
impressedbutconfusef
As a gay dude my first impression was man all that denim looks tacky...
sentientseven
stimpsonjcatt
Canadian Christmas
100314finallymadeitofficial
Sorry but I can’t agree with this picture...it’s appalling the lack of lights on that tree.
LesLesVegetables
The Canadian tuxedo!
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
What the fuck is this shit. That mans feet are way tooo small
sileeds
StormbreakerBRB
The grandpa looks very young.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Jay Leno approved
StankyPankySammich
Or any Canadian approved haha!!
joemcc55
The epitome of Canadian tuxedo
knuttsakjones
All I see are some really spiffy Canadian tuxedos. True dad fashion
hajimedj
You got it all wrong, dude. No gay man would have such dreadful wallpaper in their house, ever.
Opportunist
Well it's obviously the portrait studio set.
mcthegreat
it's that chin strap beard. Is my only gripe
SorenAziz
I didnt even realize those were two guys at first. Either I'm tolerant... or maybe going blind?
KobeBurger
Shameful. Absolutely disgraceful. This kid is hoarding two dads when others don't even have one.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
CleverClint407
It's touching to see 2 older brothers taking a pic with their baby bro.
Yarthurusrex
moih
That doesn't make any sense but it made me smile. +1
710FPS
The lack of symmetry on the garland is horrifying.
mariethebee
Seriously. That tree needs work. BOO! STUPID TREE!
Speldrawng
Blame the photo studio for that.
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
Canadian Tuxedos ftw. Don't listen to OPs hate speech.
shoulkion
Maybe they're Canadian. Why you gotta be racist?
intotheEnd
Myth buster: gay guys have better fashion sense
electricmind
well there are always a few rotten apples:
YouThinkThatsBad
its called fashion. look it up sweaty
Mayhem007
Carrot Top's lesser known gay brother?
electricmind
Lol, from this one I have a feeling Pennywise would run.
guyintoga
as a canadian....
ChronologicalMyopia
Sooooo, Canadians then?
Billyboblopeze
WHAT ARE THOSSSSSSEEEEE
GoodnessGraciousGreatBallsOfFiree
whencatsattack64
They look like the 80s version of sneaker styles of the future. More Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure than Back to the Future though.
Leei1337
The only offensive thing in this photo is the crappy tree
RocknBach5
And the denim. So much denim.
NotHardly
I'm with you, so this must be fake news as these guys would have done so much better. Probably done at the mall.
sheen1
Hahaha best comment !
PrincessCatBucket
Those red shoes are also pretty offensive
UmmonPrime
Its a sad sad tree
hibsta
It's not a bad little tree, just needs some love
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Cheerleader effect much loo
ThyCountess
There's not even a star.
RudeRobby
The tree is the correct size if you compare it to the Stone Henge from Spinal Tap
yurmomfavoriteplumper
And the bad lighting
BloodyPussyFart
kittymack
Oh my Lord its a freakin disaster!!! What was that photographer thinking?!
thtguyjosh
hey I got an idea lets hang some lasagna on the tree. it'll be great!
fnhngest
looks like it has apple peels hanging on it..?
Hongkongcav
Haha I was wondering what the hell that was, cuz what else could it be?
ngandr
My first thought was bacon
RudeRobby
mmmmm bacon
tofudisan
My first thought. That tree is horrible. Detracts from the denim glory going on.
Skulties1
My second thought was like that's a shitty present haul
smolgods
But besides all that it is a pretty cute picture :D
sunyudai
Looks like a photography studio.
squindiggly
3 presents for 1 kid? Sounds like a pretty great haul to me
LazerFalcon
Is it just me or do those red shoes look really small
halfmexicanhalfamazing
s'alright he's got a big bottom
ashsmasher82
I think small boot man used to be a woman.
mightymoxie
He boot too small for he got damn feet
RandomAbscessMemories
Something about them makes them look like baby shoes.
333onlyhalfevil
Was just thinking the same thing, like doll feet
slynnchef
First thing I noticed. What is wrong with us?
cobaltandchrome
They do bc the puffy boot column outshines the foot length
bobscollegenohitter
Hey man. They could be Canadian. You never know.
IamInappropriate
Definition: http://www.rsdb.org/race/blacks
BrycedTea
Nothing like a nice Canadian tux.
GeneralLeeAdyck
It’s plaid you son of a bitch! And if they are so Canadian....tell me Sir, where are their toques? WHAT SAY YOU!?!
CanadianOneDollarCoin
I find your lack of poutine disturbing. Sorry. -Canadian Darth Vader probably
davehawkey13
As a Canadian fuck you EH
MyNameIsMudd420
Are there 3 black peoples on Canada?
Duffmansaysalotofthing
Never understood that reference. Im canadian and I don't even own a pair of jeans...
MoroccanInHalifax
The entire black community Of the Yukon.
OGsteelrain
There does appear to be 2 dad's. A lot of black kids in America don't even have 1
Canofminus
To quote the late, great Lou Reed "You're so vicious"
ChronologicalMyopia
bigdickrick206
Savage af
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
LokiShade
Cold blooded. +1
whywecanthavenicethings
This post is so dark I expected a painting that glows
whywecanthavenicethings
Comment. Not post. Typing screwup, time for a beer.
DickPicEnthusiast
Because they all moved to Canada to be true to themselves. Think of it as a modern-day underground railroad. The Rainbow Connection.
Bessity
+1 for Rainbow Connection!
DickPicEnthusiast
Someday we'll find it.
Bessity
The gay lovers, the gay dreamers, and gay old me!
MajorTomtogroundcontrol
Who wears this much denim? What are they, gay?
FreedomWaffles
Denim Dan wears that much denim
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
Jesus I really wish I could favorite coments
Derodric
1990's time travelers.
ProlapsePlower365
But what's the difference.
lurkingismymiddlename
*Canadian tuxedo
noneyobusisness
StevenAlequin
So gay, they dressed their child in it too! SMDH. When will parents learn.
Mockingbirb
No, why
scoopshaagendazs
I'm crying lol
CrazyCatLad
Denim? I don't even know him!
Gayforbae
Can confirm. Wear denim jacket with matching jeans. Makes me look like James Dean.
crackaddictedbear
Mario wears denim denim denim. Denim denim denim.
MrPredator
Fucking assholes?
CaldariBob
Denim on denim is just wrong. Read your Bible, people!
DooksandPooks
It’s like someone took a picture of my denim sofa upright next to a tree.
IvnWng
*jumps down from tabletop* IM GAY
thatthatisisthat
Canadian tuxedo.
Omegarighteous
It's only gay if you push back
dormantmutant
https://youtu.be/9llw997YtrA
BrianStuart
https://youtu.be/gxtDvHFc8h8
AsianJimfromTheOffice
I wish I could upvote more than once
ThyCountess
And those boots.. so tacky
johnnydarkside
Ha. Didn't even notice. Those looks like ugly versions of sparing pads. #PullingThemOff
PinkyInTheBrain
DENIM'S BACK BITCHES. GAYS KNOW WHATS UP.
Skunkbeard
No. Nooo. Noooooooo
TheMightyKibbless
g'eh?
DutchymcDutchface
AAAend
Underrated
TheMightyKibbless
Underr-eh-ted?
TheS4ndm4n
I thought gays had good taste.
PrickAndSnorty
Yeah they have good taste when it comes to sucking dick, I guess.
Aeixious
A common misconception. Gays only have good taste during the breeding season to attract a mate. The ones well dressed all the time are sluts
HessianGhost
Myth busted.
CometLaHal
some are just colorful
mitzialbright
Watch your mouth! Thats a canadian tuxedo!
Laimbrane
Denim? I hardly even know him!
Krogdog
I love you.
kimsahobbit
No I think the phrase is, Gays taste good. I could be wrong.
ErkTheJrk
*The Gays
onetreelover2718
Take your fucking grammar check list and kick dirt you bitch. God I hate people like you. Make a comment or fuck off
sweatshopkids
Checklist is one word. Now you’ve been shit on twice in one day.
onetreelover2718
Babe shit on me all day.
PepsiIsBetterThanCocaCola
Make a comment or fuck off.* You forgot a period at the end, there.
BigSnicker
You won't believe this... but this is from the CURRENT collection of Calvin Klein:
therealpdawg
Denim's back! Yay! https://imgur.com/OWltFOX
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Does this mean jorts will be back in style?
smolgods
UGH
BigSnicker
I'm really not kidding. *points gun to head
MagicAndDuctTape
I've been waiting 20 years for double denim to come back. All hail the blue lord of material.
smolgods
DOUBLE UGH
mandadadada
WTF, please DO NOT bring the 90s back
OverthoughtUnderedited
It all happens in order and on time. Remember neon peeking about a little while back? It's coming back hardcore and soon.
OverthoughtUnderedited
Then grunge. Plaid flannel will be back before you know it. Maybe neon plaid flannel and nobody will see the irony.
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
Or Canadian
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
The guy you're replying to already said "Gay".
DamnSomeoneStoleMyUserName
Plot Twist: Gay Canadians.
pontiacgirl75
Now now, that denim is something that protects against the cold, just like those red/black plaid jackets, lol It's our defense in winter
TheRealMcCoy92
Maybe theyre from queerbec
SpartaWolf117
what are the chances the only two black people in canada would be gay?
thecanadianhero
As a Canadian... who is not gay....... I am sorry...
Puninthe0ven
Cagaydian
Deacold
Or Texans
ZeekandAqua
Same thing, really /s
IamInappropriate
Well they are definitely Canadians, go ahead...take a look http://www.rsdb.org/race/blacks
ViktorKovacs
G'eh
PrivateNoodles
HEY! Yes that is probably what it is, since I like wearing a lot of denim too.
Exowe
Or in the 80'
StargateCommand
I was about to laugh then I realized I'm wearing literally the same thing as they are so...
TheJazzJackrabbit
What are you, gay?
StargateCommand
Only for money.
kingkongmfg
ironicchronic
That’s actually a derogatory joke amongst waiters in the restaurant industry
elizardo
Lol. what the fuck?
ironicchronic
The stereotype is the black community are known for being poor tippers and in Canada it isn’t necessary to tip after dining.
chbarts
So Black Canadians steal tips from the pool?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yes it is. But 15% is the standard tip here, which is lower than the standard tip in the US, so Canadians in the US tend to tip low.
Kolkorro
SnackOverflowError
Who’s that, looks like Lindsey stirling
JudyJones28
It's Robin Sparkles. A Canadian treasure.
SnackOverflowError
Im new to canada, so I'm allowed to be clueless about our culture
TheFrozenCanadian
Yes
SalPic
Gaynadians?
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Sounds like a band name
misterturdcat
TheMightyKibbless
FUCK. I was too l-eh-te
tortillaboy
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I wonder what that accent sounds like.
clnoy
Gay with a hint of maple syrup.
Ceora
"oh hhhheeeeeyyyy" *csi enhance* "oh eeeeeehhhhhh, sorry"
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Sorry with a lisp. "Thorry"
illbethere
Wait...Cangaydians?
clnoy
Cantheygaydians?
madguy50
They sure can dance.