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Jan 31, 2018 4:36 PM
ASinglePieceOfToiletPaper
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risiblewilbury123456
*woah
itburnswhenupee
Haha, I thought she was sitting down
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
their bantering was nice
TCGView
I remember that episode. "Are you high?" "Higher than you!"
therealrodneystevens
Crack after crack after crack nonstop House
CheeseborgarSoop
My niece has achondroplasia, so I'm allowed to laugh at this.
Stormsire
"Care to go for a spin?"
PineapplesLuvMe
Always upvote House!
JoggingWithForks
Care for a spin?
HerMajestysSecretButthole
This post has far too much Lupus in it.
leslieknopesdarkside
Could be paraneoplastic syndrome?
shinydev
It’s never lupus.
SunAnvil
Last time I tried to binge watch House, I had 5 diseases after 4 hours. Still love the show though.
Ezpzlmzqs
https://youtu.be/KExsASD0-98
TheHeadNippleInspector
That is so fucked up , but so funny
Ezpzlmzqs
Hahah ikr
ThatWeirdGirlInTheFront
Storytime: when my dad and aunt were kids, my aunt had a friend who was short. My dad kept making jokes about it. My aunt got annoyed 1/2
ThatWeirdGirlInTheFront
2/2 so my Grandpa (no pun intended) told my dad to not make fun of the friend’s shortcomings my dad thought it was hilarious. My aunt didn’t
FlamingoKick
lol that's awesome
ANIMEJESUS
+1 for the giggle.
willisWrecker
When my aunt was a kid two of her biggest fears were little people and black people. When she saw a black little person she freaked out.
NachoPete
The little person's reaction:
ThatWeirdGirlInTheFront
Lmao thats horrible and hilarious at the same time
ohrightinthedink
Must be a south pole elf...
habisteez
Girls hair got curly in the last picture
MissAizea
That's cuz he's talking to Cuddy
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
must be a south pole elf...
Vicissitude
"Are you high?" "Higher than you!"
Numbr1Gamr
I call BS, she has a full head of hair.
SuperGeniusPS
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Paladinsabre
WristDeepInaBook
https://imgur.com/v0CMO7N
TheDeadlySquid
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Greatwood
magila
Watch where you put your mitts soldier!
peterSelfieWrecker
dark. Me likey
puddlewalker
Allofyoush
Princessette Leia
Mendovian
TheLoneWolf1015
godcixelsyd
There's a suicide girl that's a midget. She has a PHENOMENAL science portfolio.
konelhft
godcixelsyd
Sprinkle a little Google on it.
DragothMP5
Jemma Suicide I believe.
konelhft
ScrooblyDoobles
Jemma Suicide
LeviathanOmega
The best bit is that the TYPE of Dwarf turns out to be important later on in that episode.
Nalianna
spoiler, dude. :D
LeviathanOmega
If you need spoilers 6 years after it finished just own up you ain't never gonna watch it!
Nalianna
I've seen every episode countless times, it's my favorite show. i'm just messin' with ya :D
FlamingoKick
As a short person, I giggled at this!
sowillo
Isnt there a ParrotKick?
FlamingoKick
I dont know but i think ParrotKick and I need to be friends!
sowillo
Aw i thought ye knew each other and it was a bird themed imgur thing. @parrotkick. now we wait
Churtothechur
As a talk person, I also giggled at this
MadMerlyn
As a mute person, I [blank]ed at this
Elonth
*signs*: Did you shit yourself?
Saxxon92
I got to hand it to you, cos you probably cant reach it
FlamingoKick
Can you go to the grocery store with me then? PLEASE!!!!!
Saxxon92
No good, im short too :(
FlamingoKick
So what you're saying is you just teased me about the stuff on the top shelf? So mean! :P
Strostkovy
How short?
FlamingoKick
4'7
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Does that qualify you as a midget? Or is that line shorter?
FlamingoKick
If other variables were in place it could, but I've been tested and I'm just short.
Arkvoodle
Knowing that, I find myself curious about your username.
FlamingoKick
I'm a kicker with aspirations of being tall like a flamingo!
Iankill
Well your already taller than most flamingos so you got that going for you
OutOfContextSci
What flavour of short
FlamingoKick
Just regular 'stopped growing' short.
TrueNorthernLights
Same!
cactuscooIer
Dunno if being just 4’9 is that short
FlamingoKick
Man, I wish I was 4'9. Those extra 2 inches would make a world of difference lol
CiderChugginBitch
It does! Though I hate asking for things when shopping. "Yes I need every yogurt up there please. All of them thank you."
CiderChugginBitch
Hey fellow shorties who ended up as dwarves on accident. Eat your veggies kids or you'll be under 5 ft tall.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Mom gave me miracle grow.
FlamingoKick
Thank you for telling me that :P
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
I'm here for you, citizen.
MediaMuerte
How do you like others to describe you? I cringe when I hear "little person". It sounds worse than midget
Genini
He's like an actual person only little!
FlamingoKick
*She
FlamingoKick
I'm just short. I'm not a dwarf/midget/little person/etc. All my limbs are proportional.
AnimusBane
There is a variation that is proportional. Its 'dying out' so to speak because HGH treatment can allow them to grow beyond what they would.
FlamingoKick
Good to know. I was tested and all came back as just short. HGH therapy was offered, but at the age of 15 I didn't feel it was worth it.
OneFinalEffortIsAllThatRemains
A dire halfling?
FlamingoKick
I'll allow it
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
I need a shirt that says “I’m not a short human, I’m a dire halfling.”
TheMellowPeril
Hey, it’s that one short actress who’s a total babe.
777Permission
PurpleAndBlack
Meredith Eaton http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0247860/?ref_=tt_cl_t8
princeaizen
That's a little snack I'd like to Eaton.
BlueLanternBraxx
If you like her, watch Boston Legal.
kahless01
I concur.
Gerolanfalan
Which one
howappropriateyoufightlikeacow
That one
TheGriffin
Gemma Suicide?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
She's a little hottie
rudejohn
Hmmmmm, I don't think that's her.
Nostradamuswaswrong
Doesn't matter, in any discussion of hot midgets Gemma will come up. It's one of the laws of the internet.
rudejohn
Got it. I don't think I've been involved in enough hot midget discussions on the Internet to have known that previously :)
CharlesNasty713
this not her but I know who you're talking about...
notsosilentwolf2433
She's on the new Macguyver show
KingZullu
Must be a small part
battery1979
With Nick Stokes.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Blasphemy.
Whatupium
Wow that show is not popular apparently, I me it's the only thing I watch on TV.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I actually really like new Macgyver. It’s silly fun.
notsosilentwolf2433
I liked it better when it first started. Now the cg is so bad it's really making it difficult to watch
spandexlurch
She's a porn star, Bridget the midget.
kahless01
ehh shes not as good looking.
draconichide
Well I for one got your joke of misleading people
TheMellowPeril
No, her name is Meredith Eaton.
littlegaymeows
TheScummiestFuckingFlowerBoy
kmikl
HER NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.
kenhk117
His name was Robert Paulson.
relSaul
No, THIS IS PATRICK!
apt311
Dave's not here.
CasuallyCanadian
So do youu think House would incorrectly spell dwarves? Because I don't.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Do youu?
NineByNine
apparently OP lives in a giant bucket.
SnarkyScience
AHCTUALLY, the etymology: dwarves as a spelling was popularized by Tolkien. Before that it was primarily dwarfs.
SnarkyScience
Now, dwarfs are normally people with medical conditions, while dwarves are a fantasy race. So actually House is right here.
PresidentialRoboHobo
According to the LPA website iirc dwarfs is acceptable terminology but dwarves can be taken as offensive
Z0op
(Its the beards)
smolgods
VinnieJonesDiary
& Tolkien found out after writing the Hobbit that the old plural for dwarf was actually dwarrow and he regretted finding that out too late
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Don’t even care if this is true, and I’m not fact checking, my D&D games now definitely have Dwarrow.
VinnieJonesDiary
I can totally back it up and all! 'The Annotated Hobbit', 2002, pg 27, taken from a letter from Tolkien to Stanley Unwin
septillion
http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Dwarves#Inspiration