Holycatballs
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3175
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Edit: I still swipe right though, but at least you are not disappointed if you get a match.
Mar 29, 2018 11:27 AM
Holycatballs
162943
3175
360
Edit: I still swipe right though, but at least you are not disappointed if you get a match.
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
Probably means she's insecure about her looks, knowing her weakness means it's easier for you to give her compliments she really appreciates
stren
And that person lacks 100% confidence
shyrgb
Again, this is a life hack, not a confession
squirreltactics
How naive can you be Elaine.
Savvoc
I swipe on them and ask if they are the hottest one
ohdeepthought
Kind of like every guy who has a photo of just his car I swipe no on. I don’t think I need a reason why.
jewhead
Why is it that lately people are forgetting what this meme is for. Stop wasting everyone’s time. Everyone knows you swipe right anyway
theottermenempire
AgolfHiller
This isn't a confession
deanosaurusflex
This is literally
RonSwansonIsReallyProudOfYou
Solivoid
How the fuck is this a confession you stupid hybrid of a cow and a spider.
ElberGarrica
It is. The pretty one would not risk herself to be mistaken by the ugly one.
asmallcat
This ISN'T A FUCKING CONFESSION.
DanFendi
For some people it's uncomfortable truth bear. Calm down and enjoy the memes.
n0n53n53
maybe there needs to be something between bear and penguin?
SW00PUP0NTHEM
Not a confession, a statement of fact.
Necrothean
Hmmm, I assume it's for the person who is in every picture... much more simple than thinking it's for all the ugliest people in each picture
Holycatballs
What if they post group pictures with the same people?
ohdeepthought
I hate those! Came across a profile where same two guys in every photo and one was alluring the other ... well. I wasn’t prepared to gamble
sendmenudibranchs
I used to put emojis over the faces of other people on my photos. Protect their privacy and show everyone I'm the ugly one
WrathCore696
Not a confession
whatamigonnadowiththis
They are trying for the cheerleader effect.
Vexedi
Is that a thing? Do people use group profile pics without specifying which is them?
LeighS79
If we match, I always ask if its gonna be group sex
JennaTools
That's probably a good assumption
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I assume if you do well enough you may get a shot at the friends, but then I'm an optimist.
Surely
That thought has crossed my mind from time to time. But I never acted on it :D
PassionateIndifference
That's not a confession, it's basic street smarts
dtleanne10
Also what is it with dudes with pictures of them with their arm around another chick?
n0n53n53
"I'm not a complete loser because I once was able to touch a chick"
NotYourAverageWeeab
I went straight for the "I am a complete loser but don't care" tactic, wouldn't recommend it
dtleanne10
A sense of humor’s always good - better than a blank profile and a pic of abs and no face
orangebicx
That 90% accurate
scottjaeger
feel like it's significantly higher than that
ISellHemorrhoidCreams
That's why they add a groupie shot
cow042
That's why you narrow it down by looking at only the people that are in all of the group photos
Holycatballs
That's tricky because some include the same group of friends. I believe that's on purpose
theHuskySparrow
78% of statistics are made up on the spot
Tsamane
Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.
snoogans671
Use an odd number next time. People are more likely to believe an odd numbered statistic 87% of the time.
Holycatballs
90% are pretty good odds
Nize426
But you're still throwing out the 10% chance that it's the hot girl.
Nize426
If I gave you a scratch off lottery that had a 10% chance of winning 1000 bucks and a 90% chance of not winning, you would take it right?
DynamicWeight
The odds are good but the goods are odd.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Never tell me the odds.
TheLethargarians
Conversely, if I see one with nothing but selfies, I assume you are very self absorbed, and probably a bore. One group pic adds "value".
Surely
What if one of those selfies is a full body shot of me in a cardboard robot costume?
TheLethargarians
Then I would absolutely swipe right.
Surely
Good to know :D
kittenflare2718
What if they have no friends,like me?:D
dancelikeyousharted
Not many people have friends as awesome as you
TheLethargarians
The best username I have ever seen.
dancelikeyousharted
Thank you.
TheLethargarians
A picture of your cat always gets a swipe right
cow042
What if I don't have a cat? Can I use my brother's cat?
test616
Do you often make ridiculous assumptions based on arbitrary factors??
n0n53n53
it's an app where you swipe based on a picture of a person, it's entire purpose is to make arbitrary assumptions
TheLethargarians
Do you often get angry at glib comments on imgur?
test616
Often and intensely, my comment history can attest to that
TheLethargarians
Haha. Well at least you are honest about it.
nwall123
I always had a formula. A selfie of my face, a full body one, one with friends to prove I have them, & one of a meaningful trip or activity
Surely
I can do two of those things!
HelloMax
You need one to add one with a cute animal. Bonus points for a pic with a c-list celeb as well..
bpetersen
Combine them all into 1
effigyoma
I've realized something: my friends and I haven't taken pictures together in years.
LordCongra
The same for me, I feel like I should, but at the same time none of us feel like we need to document our friendship or something
effigyoma
As we get older we spend less time together, so we focus on that time instead of distractions like pictures
CrazyCatLad
I do a pic with my cat. I do a pic with my other cat. And, if I'm brazen, a pic with my third cat.
n0n53n53
How do they know which cat they're swiping?
DickRogers
Are you girl? Can you help me with my profile. I dont see other dudes profiles and dont kno what im up against. New to this whole thing
Dovahkiirra
If your bio actually has a description you're probably ahead of the game, I always swiped left on guys that just gave their snapchat in it.
princesskageebageeba
http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=Creating+a+good+tinder+profile
BernerMuntschi
Smooth AF
nwall123
Yeah! Send me a message and I’d be happy to help. I met my boyfriend on their and we’ve been together for over 2 1/2 years now
RudolftheRedNosedDuck
Have a nice one of you smiling, it’s what made me swipe on my husband :)
n0n53n53
weren't you mad that your husband was on Tinder? Did he swipe you too or just act like his phone was hacked?
RudolftheRedNosedDuck
We met on Tinder, we are both home bodies so we probably wouldn’t have met if we didn’t use technology. I was also new to the area.
ohdeepthought
I’ll send you a list
collegegiraffe
Maybe make a post
ssaberhagen
I'd be willing to do that. I'm female, I did the online dating thing for several years, now Im in a relationship with a guy I met online.
Nova5269
As far as I've been told a guys profile consists of shirtless post-workout pics, one picture of you fishing and one of your car.
DickRogers
Who do you get to take all these pictures! Your gym buddies? The old guy fishing at the other end of the dock? The cop who pulled you over?
Nova5269
I've been told they are mirror selfies, a selfy holding a fish and they park there car in some rando spot and take the pic.
kletskoek
And that one picture in formal clothes where he looks like he hates his life
Nova5269
And don't forget to send a dick pic within the first 24 hours of matching
n0n53n53
24 hours? Those are rookie numbers
HormonalWoman
I've seen womens pics and they have a guy with them... like dude do you not get how this works lol
TrippingPocahontas
guys do the same thing
ohdeepthought
That happens the other way around as well. All I think is “why does that beautiful woman not want to date you?” So not just girls.
HormonalWoman
Also wtf, that beautiful woman may see them as a friend. Not every single person is compatible for each other. I love my husband because I
ohdeepthought
Because it’s based off a picture no other context. There’s so many reasons why but it depends on whether you are willing to gamble really.
HormonalWoman
have a really fucked up mind and he gets me. My closest friend is a guy, we are not together because he's more innocent. My husband has seen
HormonalWoman
the abuse I suffered, my friend has not.
HormonalWoman
Jesus christ... no shit it happens the other way round... Do you not see "I've seen" that is me. Why would I include what I have no seen,
HormonalWoman
yes obviously it works the other way round but I have no need to post that...
ohdeepthought
I was talking about looking at guys profiles as a girl, what you were saying seemed like it was coming from looking at girls profiles.1
ohdeepthought
you might not need to post it but I can because you opened the train of thought. I’m just hitching a carriage as you will. Choo Choo.2