Soft human, warm human, purr purr purr

Apr 13, 2019 12:55 PM

AjKaramba

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Wash your damn hands cat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You spelled seduce wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Unenthusiastic low five

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That word. I don’t think it-a means what you think it-a means.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You have impressed me with your animatronics skills.

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

It's almost lifelike

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

So gentle awww I like her

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Eh? Eh? Is this... you like this? Here you go.”

7 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So you know what serenade is?...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That cat would own me

7 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

This is my roommates cat when she wants pats and affection. She's like that all the time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat Jackie is like this ALL the time. He is attached to my hip constantly lol

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking love cats

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I kept looking for the unmute icon so I could hear the cat serenading. Much disappoint.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

‘Likes to serenade’ but you uploaded without sound?!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your cat has earned an upvote

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this makes so much sense w/o sound...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cat does this too, even when im asleep and he wants attention. Needy little fuckers.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess you meant lemonade.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

your cat sort of looks like a little person wearing a cat mask

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Business cat will make you a deal you can’t refuse

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Was there supposed to be sound with this?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Why do my pets suck

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Finally some warm pussy waiting for me at home"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cat looks sorta perma-pissed

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take both!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sound would have been nice

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My cat just meows...non stop. And not those little ones, those long ass deep meows. Little bastard...

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

I trained my cat to sit before she gets fed, as a distraction from the long demanding meows. Worked remarkably well!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's them serenading you, this cat is not serenading but petting the human for treats

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same. I always say "do a cute one!" before feeding him but usually just get "mRRReOWWW"

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. And if I ignore that he starts sticking his toes in my armpit from behind the couch.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The ANIMAL

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your cat is trying, very hard, not to hit you.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

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7 years ago (deleted Apr 16, 2019 4:06 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I like this kitty, cause he has his priorities straight and hates duck face as much as I do

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some cats learn to impersonate a petting action if they're used to affection from people.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To serenade means to sing or perform a song...

7 years ago | Likes 542 Dislikes 5

You can't hear the purring.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think they meant seduce

7 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

That's kinky

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

R/BoneAppleTits ?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I do not think this word means what you think it means..

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I mean that toward the person who put the words on the pic, not you. I uprooted you.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ackshually

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 75

Actually, it’s good to correct it in case there are numbskulls out there who don’t realize it’s seduce not serenade.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

People of average intelligence and above get confused when a moron uses words incorrectly, but with the pride of someone who is write.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5